Sardarji gets married. his friend give him a gun for his prsent and says ‘if you’re wife isn’t a virgin, shoot her.’
she was a virgin and so on the first night, they made out. the next day, he shot her… ;->
:’~’: K33P SMiLiNG :’~’:…
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