Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
?Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahi
…
Related SMS:
- Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he......
- Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he......
- Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he......
- A Sardar asks to ATM machine.
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it. Please help me out, I know......
- What does sardarji do when he
What does Sardarji do????????? when he has one white sheet,,, and wants an extra white......
- Sardarji to doctor
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What’s your......
- Sardarji’s intelligence?
How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear...
- This sardarji goes to the see jurassic
This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he......
- Once a sardarji tries to cheat the
Once A Sardarji Tries To Cheat The Indian Railways. He Is Thinking For A Novel......
- A sardarji went to a stdisdpco
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. 🙁 Guess why......
- Sardarji was asked what is a
Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen......
- Sardarji opens his lunch box
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ? Just to confirm......
- One day a sardarji talking with his friend…
One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within......
- Sardarji goes to the library and slams
Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too......
- This sardarji goes to see jurassic park
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was......
- Sardarji is buying a tv shopkeeper
Sardarji is buying a TV. Shopkeeper: Do you want colour TVs? Sardar: Why not ??????......
- The doctor told sardarji that if he
The Doctor Told Sardarji That If He Ran Eight Kilometers A Day For 300 Days......
- A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
A Sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of......
- Once prince charles and sardarji were having
Once prince charles and sardarji were having dinner prince said? pass the Wine u Divine?......
- Man sardarji aapke pas mobile hai to
Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene......
- What does sardarji do after taking photocopies
What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies? He compares it with the original for spelling......
- The doctor told sardarji that if he
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days,......
- One day evening a sardarji starts from
One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually.......
- Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told......
- Qwhy is a sardarji standing below
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his......
- Interviewer asked sardarji which are the
Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the 2 latest versions of java? Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava...
- Sardarji his wife going to city
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you......
- Sardarji was standing in front of the
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked......
- Sardarji kya baat hai dar kyon lag
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies......
- Sardarji went to party and introduced his
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and......
- Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days.
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told......
- Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway:
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi......
- Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me......
- Interviewer where r u born sardarji punjab
Interviewer: where r u born Sardarji: punjab Interviewer : which part? Sardarji : kya which......
- A sardarji doctor falls in love with
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the......
- Sardarji walking on a street vich has
Sardarji walking on a street vich has a Clock Tower ven sum1 asks him if......
- Sardarni was having pain during delivery sardarji
Sardarni was having Pain during Delivery….. Sardarji Prayed :- Oh Lord plz make the hole......
- Sardarji gets married his friend give him
Sardarji gets married. his friend give him a gun for his prsent and says ‘if......
- Qwhy is a sardarji standing below tube
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his......
- A man asked sardarji why manmohan singh
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.......
- Wife sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay
Wife: sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay meray paseenay nikal jaayen " sardar gets up......
- Wife sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay
Wife: sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay meray se chala na jaye " sardar gets......
- Sardarji ghar mai mera he hukam chalta
SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao,......
- Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.
Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun......
- Take this stress test by answering these
Take this Stress Test by answering these 2 questions: 1. Which mouse has 2 legs?......
- Politeness is as much concerned in answering
Politeness is as much concerned in answering letters within a reasonable time, as it is......
- He who is fixed to a star
He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. Leonardo da Vinci...
- Hey get ready my marriage is fixed
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st......
- Hey get ready my marriage is fixed
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st......
- Test ur bp with out any machine
Test Ur B.P With out any machine Put ur left hand on Ur heart Close......
- There is a new karaoke machine on
There Is A New Karaoke Machine On The Market, You Carry It With You And......
- I got a sewing machine for my
I got a sewing machine for my husband! Good trade, huh? ~Author Unknown...
- Our body is a machine for living
Our body is a machine for living. It is organized for that, it is its......
- I really hate this darn machine wish
I really hate this darn machine; I wish that they would sell it. It won’t......
- A machine invented 2 catch thieves was
A machine invented 2 catch thieves was tested. In UK,It caught 50 thieves in 30......
- Hard times are like a washing machine
Hard Times are like a washing machine, They Twist, Turn & Knock us around, but......
- Who invented the washing machine james
Who invented the washing machine? James King...
- Who invented the first electric washing machine
Who invented the first electric washing machine? Alva Fisher...
- Sewing machine was invented by isaac
Sewing Machine was invented by Isaac M. Singer....
- Adding machine was invented by aldrin
Adding Machine was invented by Aldrin....
- Amrica ne 1 machine bnai jo choron
Amrica ne 1 machine bnai, jo choron ko pakrti hy; Unho ne mukhtlif mulkon may......
- Japan ne chor pkrne ki machine bnaijsne
Japan ne chor pkrne ki machine bnai,jsne USA me 30min me 5 pakre,China me 15min......
- 1pathanka hath machine main akrkatgya us
1’PATHAN’Ka Hath Machine Main Akr’KAT’Gya Us K DOST Afsos Krny K Liye Aye Kehny Lagy,......
- Sardarji ki bivi mar gayi woh to
sardarji ki bivi mar gayi, woh to khush tha magar us ki bivi ka aik......
- Once a sardarji professor asked plumber to
Once A Sardarji Professor Asked A Plumber To Come To His Collage U Know Why......
- Nurse sardarji mubarak ho aap papa ban
Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main......
- Nurse sardarji mubarak ho aap papa ban
Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main......
- ll its my home
_,______ /______/.;’;’;, l__[]__l[]|,,)(, Its my HOME gift 4U chaho to SALE kar k balance dlwa......
- She was all alone in the home
sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME! sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL. sHE wAS......
- My home or is it the of
My Home Or Is It? The Home Of The Sandy Shells From The Beach? Whispering......
- The boy came home lou on his
The Boy Came Home The Lou On His Mind Forgot To Miss The Plane Until......
- How can i go home with nothing
How Can I Go Home With Nothing To Say I Know You’re Going To Look......
- She was all alone in the home
sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME! sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL. sHE wAS......
- Home is where you can say anything
Home is where you can say anything you like cause nobody listens to you anyway. ......
- You can never go home again but
You can never go home again, but the truth is you can never leave home,......
- Home is where you can say anything
Home is where you can say anything you like cause nobody listens to you anyway. ......
- Before a day was over home comes
Before a day was over, Home comes the rover, For mother’s kiss – sweeter this......
- Please help the homeless take me home
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you… …...
- I can 4 get a face home
I can 4 get a face, I can 4 get a home, I can 4......
- From home to home and heart heart
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth......
- When i came home in the rain
When I came home in the rain, BROTHER asked y didn’t u take an umbrella.......
- I don8217t think that the home boy
I Don’t Think That The Home Boy Will Never Leave Home Because At Home He......
- My little one i called you home
My Little One, I Called You Home, But You Decided You Would Roam, To Walk......
- Ive been banished from my home going
I-‘ve Been Banished From My Home Going To Prison For A Long Time Being A......
- Home is just a shell her own
Home Is Just A Shell, Her Own Living Hell. Her Father She Doesn’t Recognize And......
- My son came home from school one
My Son Came Home From School One Day, With A Smirk Upon His Face. He......
- From home to home and heart heart
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth......
- When i came home in the rain
When I Came Home In The Rain, Brother Asked: Why U Didn’t Take An Umbrella?......
- When i came home in the rain
When I came home in the rain, My Brother Asked: Why U Didn’t take an......
- From home to home and heart heart
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth......
- I can 4 get a home place
I can 4 get a home I can 4 get a place I can 4......
- If u came my home and find
If u came my home and find me deep sleepng. Wat will u do? 1.Slap......
- Home is not where you live but
Home is not where you live but where they understand you. ~Christian MorgensternPIH...
- Where thou art that is home
Where thou art – that – is Home. ~Emily DickinsonCD...
- A man marries to have a home
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn’t want to be......
- Woman in the home has not yet
Woman in the home has not yet lost her dignity, in spite of Mother’s Day,......
- Being a child at home alone in
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you......
- Take the time to come home yourself
Take the time to come home to yourself every day. ~Robin Casarjean...
- Winter came down to our home one
Winter came down to our home one night Quietly pirouetting in on silvery-toed slippers of......
- Quote a mind like a home is
QUOTE: A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if ones life......
- Im at home please call work
I’m at home. Please call I’m at work. Please call I’m in a meeting, call......
- A man came home late at night
A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: “How Would......
- A tired man came home late from
A tired man came home late from his whole day hard work. His 5 year......
- Home i8217ll be today looking out of
Home I’ll Be Today Looking Out Of The Window This Morning While I Have Breakfast...
- Everyday when u go back home my
Everyday When U Go Back Home My Heart Begins To Cry Everything Seems To Simply......
- Down in the park miles from home
Down In The Park Miles From Home, Nature-‘s Beauty Torments And Admonishes. My Envy Ploughs......
- Every day you walk me home waiting
Every Day You Walk Me Home. Waiting There All Alone. With Your Laugh And Your......
- Im making a few home improvements my
I-‘m Making A Few Home Improvements My Loft Is To Get A New Floor Chipboard......
- A man came home late at night
A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: ‘How Would......
- Teacher home work q nhi kia
teacher; home work Q nhi kia Stdnt; sir,lit nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala......
- Wife why are you home so early
Wife.. Why are you home so early.. Husband.. My boss told me to go to......
- Teacher home work kyn nh kia
Teacher: home work Kyn Nh Kia, Student: sir light nhn Thi, Teacher: mom bati jaa......
- What is a home without children quiet
What is a home without children? Quiet. ~Henny YoungmanFCN...
- Home is a name word it strong
Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever......
- Home is a place you grow up
Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to......
- The light is what guides you home
The light is what guides you home, the warmth is what keeps you there. ~Ellie......
- Home is a shelter from storms
Home is a shelter from storms – all sorts of storms. ~William J. BennettPIH...
- Home is where the heart can laugh
Home is where the heart can laugh without shyness. Home is where the heart’s tears......
- The fellow that owns his own home
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware......
- Always keep your home presentable assuming you
Always keep your home presentable, assuming you keep a home for purposes of presentation. ~Robert......
- You have a cough go home tonight
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax – tomorrow......
- A mans home may be his castle
A man’s home may be his castle on the outside; inside, it is more often......
- Hug your kids at home but belt
Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car. ~Author Unknown...
- I dislike feeling at home when am
I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad. ~George Bernard ShawCUL...
- Never make your home in a place
Never make your home in a place. Make a home for yourself inside your own......
- Keep the school clean … stay home!
Keep the school clean … stay home! Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact......
- Catch her by waist bring home
Catch her by her waist Bring her home Keep ur hand on her neck Put......
- Sunnys teacher sent a note home to
Sunnys teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying,Sunny seems to be a very......
- 8216home8217 oh my sweet home a place
‘Home’ Oh My Sweet Home.. A Place That I Call My Own, No Fancy Towers........
- My friend at home his short blonde
My Friend At Home His Short Blonde Mess Of Hair Glints In The Low Lamp......
- Im walking home and listening to thesong
Im walking home and listening to thesong that you wrote to me And now im......
- We shared a home on street named
We Shared A Home, On A Street Named Rome. Once We Were So Complete, Solid......
- Prayer has no country or home save
Prayer Has No Country Or Home Save Human Heart Mind The Priest Wish Altar Soul......
- Their black wings followed me home night
Their Black Wings Followed Me Home Night After Perilous Night Their Black Wings Followed Me......
- Have i found a place called home
Have I Found A Place Called Home? Is There A Whisper After Every Tunnel? Do......
- I wanna go home bring a bouquet
I Wanna Go Home Bring A Bouquet Of Rose Put On Your Gravestone As A......
- Wife came home with a goat husband
Wife came home with a goat. Husband askedâ€Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?†Wife:â€Dikhta......
- Wife came home with a goat husband
Wife came home with a goat. Husband askedâ€Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?†Wife:â€Dikhta......
- Home faraz funny sms shayari
Home » Faraz funny sms shayari Faraz funny sms shayari Hum Apni Rooh tera jism......
- Bacha home work kr raha tha k
Bacha Home work kr raha tha k pencil gir gai, wo us ko uthanay k......
- Bacha home work kr raha tha k
Bacha Home work kr raha tha k pencil gir gai, wo us ko uthanay k......
- Husband i hav invited a friend home
Husband: I hav invited a friend home for Sunday Lunch. Wife: But why, the house......
- A happy husband comes home from friday
A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers.. He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her......
- Boyfrnd rushes home pack ur bag
Boyfrnd rushes home: Pack ur bag Honey, I’ve won Rs.1 crore in a lottery. G.F:......
- Homecoming means coming home to what is
Homecoming means coming home to what is in your heart. ~Author Unknown...
- We labor to make a house home
We labor to make a house a home, then every time we’re expecting visitors, we......
- Boyfrnd reaches home pack ur bag honey
Boyfrnd reaches home: Pack ur bag honey, I’ve won Rs10 crores in a lottery. GF:......
- Wife comes home late at night quietly
Wife cOmes hOme Late at Night &Quietly Opens the dOor tO Her BedrOom. From under......
- Everyday another girl runs leaving her home
Everyday Another Girl Runs. Leaving Her Home. Forgetting The Sun. Not Knowing That She’ll Have......
- Khatarnaak dosti boy reached home late
KHATARNAAK DOSTI : Boy reached home late. His father- ‘kaha tha tu?’ Son- ‘Friend ke......
- Home the spot of earth supremely blest
Home, the spot of earth supremely blest, A dearer, sweeter spot than all the rest.......
- Leaving home in a sense involves kind
Leaving home in a sense involves a kind of second birth in which we give......
- True bayghairti isto arrive home late at
True Bayghairti is:To arrive home late at Night,Cigarette in hand,Mom waiting 4 u With aJHAROO......
- Tution sir abey gadhe home work kyun
Tution sir: Abey Gadhe Home Work Kyun Nahi Karta Tu? New Age Student: Tameez Se......
- Tution sirabey gadhe home work q nahi
Tution sir:abey Gadhe home work Q nahi karta tu..? New age student: Tameez se baat......
- Sardar at court:
Sardar at court: judge: this is the 3rd time u r coming to court, aren’t......
- How can you make seven even?
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How......
- Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!
Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary” Sardar says, Ab bolne......
- TEACHAR AND SARDAR
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told......
- “Today’s dinner should be light”
Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because......
- “Kya nishana lagaya hai!”
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly......
- Gabbar kitne admi they sambha sardar 2
Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote......
- 1din 1daaku sardar k ghar men ghus
1.DIN 1.DAAKU SARDAR K GHAR MEN GHUS GAYA OR BOLA SONA KANHA HE? SARDAR BOLA......
- Teachercan you spell a word that
Teacher:Can You Spell A Word That Has More Than 100 Letters In It? Sardar:Post Office…...
- Teacher what is the difference between orange
Teacher: what is the difference between orange & apple? Sardar: the colour of orange is......
- A sardar is sing patriotic song ampquotampquotey mere
A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR......
- Dolhan sardar say aaj mojhay itna khush
dolhan sardar say…… aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar......
- 1 man asked sardar je aqal bari
1 man asked sardar je: Aqal bari k bhans Sardar je said: let me think......
- A sardars response to the comment
A sardar’s response to the comment, Think about it!: I don’t have to think I’m......
- 3 sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle
3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki......
- A man jumped into sea and never
A man jumped into sea and never came out, 2nd man jumped into sea da......
- Teacher oxygen is must for breathing it
Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing. It was discovered in 1773. Sardar: "Thank God, I......
- Sardar attended bio practical exam examiner
Sardar attended bio practical exam Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg Sardar: I......
- A teacher lecturing on population says in
A teacher lecturing on population says In India aftr evry 10 second a woman gives......
- Ek sardar dosre se oye yeh
Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se? Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..? Dosra Sardar: Jis......
- 1stsardaryaar ye joray kahan bantay hain2nd sardaroye
1st,SARDAR:yaar ye joray kahan bantay hain? 2nd Sardar:Oye tu nayi janda aasman te 1st,SARDAR:O shit......
- Phansi k waqt inspector ne sardar se
Phansi K Waqt Inspector Ne Sardar Se Poocha:Tumhari Aakhri Khowahish KiyaHy . . . ...Sardar:Mera......
- Apne ghar ki aik chez ginta hon
Apne ghar ki aik aik chez ginta hon main ‘FARAZ’............................IK TERE ANE SE PEHLE…IK TERE......
- Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1
Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1 bachy ko bacha lia Or thori dair bad......
- Sardaro tere result da ki banya pappumiss
Sardar:O tere result da ki banya? Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class wich 1 sal hor......
- Doctor bachey ko paani dene se pehle
Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye … Sardar: Lekin Janab......
- Teacherstory sunao sardar1 din hum un k
Teacher:Story sunao Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay 1......
- Sardars friend yar kal meine kitni baar
Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya, uthaya Q nahi? Sardar: Q uthaun,30......
- A man asks sardar why are you
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar :......
- Sardar to milkman bhaiyya tum do din
Sardar to Milkman: Bhaiyya tum Do din kyu nahi Aaye? Milkman: Aapki Bhabhi ki tabiyat......
- Sardar was travelling in train a
Sardar was travelling in train, A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t getup…......
- Sardar darvaze pe gun liye khara tha
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher......
- Sardar rozana sex tablet khata friend
Sardar rozana sex tablet khata Friend: yar na teri Wife hay na Girlfrend phir Q......
- Sardar ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa
Sardar: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.......
- A lady was kissing a lion inside
A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus. Ring master asked can......
- 1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha
1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha tha 2nd sardar oye ye kya kerahe ho......
- Sardar ja raha tha k achanak kutta
Sardar ja raha tha k achanak Kutta par gia Sardar ne jaldi se dhoti utar......
- Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker
Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya......
- A sardar was rejected at a job
A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give......
- Sardar ji ne new underwear kharida
Sardar ji ne new underwear kharida, Din bhr pury gaon ko pichy se dhoti utha......
- You are not responsible for what people
You are not responsible for what people think about you, but you are responsible for......
- Accountant this painting is 500 years and
Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you......
- A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang......
- Ek sardar ne ek bachy se pucha
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy......
- Do sardar ja rahah hote hain k
Do sardar ja rahah hote hain, k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti......