Sardar Ne Maachis Ki Tilli Jalaai, Nahi Jali,
Dusri Jalaai, Nahi Jali,
Teesri Jalaai, Jal Gayi,
Sardar Ne Jaldi Se Bujha di Aur Bola: ye tilli kaam ki hai.
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Sardar talking on cell. 2ND Sardar: kis se baat kar rahay ho. 1ST: Biwi se…........
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hello guy ik sardar or os ka dost kharay hotay hin to sardar kahta hay......
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- Sardar got into a bus on 1st
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- TEACHAR AND SARDAR
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- Sardar at an art gallery
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- Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
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- Sardar at an art gallery
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- Sardar on phone:
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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer......
- SARDAR: (biwi se)
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- Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos,
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- Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
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- One sardar was so kanjus
One Sardar was so kanjus, …. so kanjus …. so kanjus …. so kanjus ….......
- Sardar to his friend i keep seeing
Sardar To His Friend- I Keep Seeing Spots In Front Of My Eyes. Friend- Have......
- Sardar ek din mein 100 aam kha
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- A sardar g was walking with his
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- A sardar as a director u should
A Sardar as a Director: U should jump 2 da swimingpool 4rm 100 ft height.......
- Sardar g was askd what
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- Once a sardar calls another on the
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main bol Raha......
- What does a sardar do after taking
What does a Sardar do after taking a photostates of notes? . . . .......
- 1 sardar cigrette pee rha tha pr
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Sardar Ne ABC Sekh Li: A: Apple B Bara Apple C: Chota Apple D: Doosra......
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1 sardar k 6 bachay the wo tung agaya tha 1 din uski wife ne......
- Why did sardar cut the sides of
Why did sardar cut the sides of medicine think think think tO avoid side effects…...
- Sardar at bar in new york man
Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man......
- Do u knw why sardar bought a
Do U Knw Why Sardar Bought A Brown Cow . . . . . .......
- 1st sardar to 2nd mei bachpan may
1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha.. 2nd. wo k......
- Sardar come to school with one
Sardar come to school with one black and one white shoes.. Sir: go home and......
- One day sardar happened to see a
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked......
- 1 sardar to other one duniya da
1 Sardar to other one: Duniya da sabse mushkil kaam ki ae.?? . . .......
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Wife 2 sardar: oo ji car ki speed itni kyun barha di? Sardar bola: oo......
- Twinkle little sardar we all wonder what
Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDAR We All Wonder What They R Up Above A Jura So......
- Sardar dri have a pain in my
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There was sardar ?s DJ Party in a party- plot, DJ asked:?kab tak bajau?? Party......
- Once a sardar stood first in the
Once a Sardar stood first in the class n teacher asked :parh likh kar kya......
- 1st sardar to other yaar tum
1st Sardar To Other Yaar Tum Yeh Har Waqt Cheeni Hee Q Khatey Rehte Ho?......
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- A man asks sardar why are you
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- Sardar my name has been published in
Sardar: my name has been published in a book. man:that is wonderful,in which book? Sardar:......
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- A sardar g was without a shirt
A sardar G was without a shirt. His friend say: ?wah sardar G, bari fit......
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Sardar was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with......
- Sardar goes to buy an underwear on
Sardar goes to buy an underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?......
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A sardar said to his friend, My wife is afraid of water. Friend: how come......
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How can u identify a sardar in classroom ? try . . . . .......
- A sardar was dancing in the mid
A sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally......
- A sardar was dancing in the mid
A sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally......
- Sardar sent a sms to his pregnant
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- What do you when a sardar throws
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Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says ‘Johny Walker single’ Man......
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A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give......
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Sardar k 3 Betay thy or un k rishton ki bat chal rhi thi… Sardar......
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ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny......
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- Sardar ji and his wife applied for
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- Ik sardar bus tay baitha full
Ik sardar bus tay baitha tay bus full. Conductor: Sardar ge, tusi chatt tay bai......
- Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha
Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha: sardarji aqal bari ya bhens? sardar ji kafi dair......
- Sardar to his son beta tu sher
Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hon.......
- Aik sardar k pas kawacrow thawo bht
Aik sardar k pas kawa(crow) tha,wo bht soft tha. Batao sardar ne apnay kaway ka......
- Sardar walks into a library says
sardar walks into a library & says, Can I have a burger and coke? Librarian,......
- She is kidding sardar translated into
She is kidding. sardar translated into urdu. ‘Woh bachey dey rahi hai.’ 😀...
- Sardar ki ma death ho gaiek sal
Sardar ki ma ki death ho gai, ek sal bad sardar ka bap america sa......
- Sardar ki tape chalte ruk gai us
Sardar ki tape chalte chalte ruk gai us ne tape ko khola to undr chooha......
- A bird was disturbing a sardar all
A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time finally the Sardar caught it and......
- Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun? Sardar bola,......
- Sardar ki maa tabiyat khrab thi jab
SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab thi Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne kaha......
- Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the ke achanak gory......
- Sardar se puchha tum next janam me
Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Sardar: A Cockroach Why?......
- Sardar ka abbu mar gia dost
SARDAR KA ABBU MAR GIA DOST NE POOCHA KA KESE MARE SARDAR: HELICOPTER KA PILOT......
- 1 sardar ne aag bhujane k leyea
1 SARDAR NE AAG BHUJANE K LEYEA PHOONK MARI TU OSKE PEECHAY SE HAWA NIKLE......
- 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you......
- Judge why r u arrested sardar for
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that’s not a crime,......
- Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish......
- A crow shits on a sardar his
A crow shits on a Sardar. His wife gives tissue paper to him. Sardar: Koi......
- Sardar was riding on a horse
Sardar was riding on a horse. He breaks the red signal & a cop whistles.......
- Sardar his wife buy coffee in
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says… Drink quickly…… Wife asks......
- Sardar tum ne muje dhoka dya hai
SARDAR: tum ne muje dhoka dya hai! DUKANDAR: Nai mene apko asli radio dya hai!......
- Sardar is climbing up the tree
Sardar is climbing up the tree. Monkey: drakht pe kyun aye ho? Sardar: apple khaney.......
- Sardar mere bache hun ge to
Sardar: Mere bache hun ge to 1 ko karachi aur ko Lahore chor aaunga 2Admi:woh......
- A sardar saw a beautiful girlhe went
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: ?STUPID what r u......
- Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish......
- One tourist from usa asked to sardar
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar:......
- Sardar aba g ma apni biwi nu
Sardar: Aba G! Ma apni biwi nu sms kita k rati awan ga. Ma gya......
- Sardar angraiz se hum ne 1 aisi
Sardar angraiz se: hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hai js se insan dewar k......
- Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se
Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua? Han yar! Pr wo manti hi......
- Sardarni sardar ko doctor k pas ley
Sardarni, sardar ko doctor k pas ley kar gai. Doctor: main ney ye medicin likh......
- Master duniya gol hai sardar aap
Master: Duniya Gol hai. Sardar: Aap kehtay hain to maan laita hoon… Warna mera Abba......
- Sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se
sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra.. Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe......
- Sardar ka pait kharab ho gya
sardar ka pait kharab ho gya doctor k pas gya logoon ki majoodgi me kuch......
- Aik sardar ka parosi mar geya wo
Aik Sardar ka parosi mar geya wo uske ghar geya aurpocha, lash aa gai hai......
- Sardar ny bank sy loan le kar
Sardar ny Bank sy Loan le kar Car li, Magar Loan wapis na kar Saka,......
- Sardar went to microsoft office for
sardar went to Microsoft office for interview. Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of java?......
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