Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,

Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?

Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di

Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?

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Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c…!