sardar ji apni dost ki new car dakhny jata hai aur puchta hai…..!
sardar: kithun liti
dost: main road ty khula san kuri ai uny lift dyti ty minuy jangle wich lay gai uthy ja k mere ty apny sary kapry laty ty minou akhdi k jo layna hai layla:D
sardar: main udy GADI liti ty dor lati……………
dost: aho tuny udy kapry pury v nai san any (@ @)…
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- Sardar amrud bech rha tha
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- Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap
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- Sardar ne pent dho k parosan ki
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- Sardar ne chohty qad ki larki se
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- A sardar saw a beautiful girlhe went
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- Sardar sitting on the top of mountain
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- Aik sardar fotgi pe gia or foran
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- Aik sardar ne aik bachy sy pucha
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- Sardar to his wif kitni bar kaha
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- Sardar was helping his son in filling
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