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- Sardar batao aisa kiya karen k saanp
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- Sardar so raha tha k us ko
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- Dr aapkey 3 daant kesey toot gaye
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- 1 sardar ko job mili 1st day
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- 1 pattan cinema hall mein cold drink
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- Gabbar sikh arey o saamba
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- Sheikh to sardar ye bakra kion zibah
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- Once there was a meeting of all
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- Srdar ne chalnge kia k wo minar
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- Sales man bha g machhron k liye
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- Once a sardar brought banaspati teen
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- Sardar exam me larki ki naqal kr
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- 4 students 1 from harvard oxford texas
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- 2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay
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- Teaacher jis admi ko sunai nai detausey
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- Sardarji kya baat hai dar kyon lag
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- Teacher to sardar apney bap nam english
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- A sardar married to a short girl
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