Sardar: Cigarette hay?

Dokanwala: We don?t sell cigs.

Next day,

S: Cigrt hay?

D: Kal bataya tha yahan nahi baichty.

Next day,

S: Cig hay?

D: Abay kitni baar kahoon! NAHI HAY! DAFA HO JA nahi to hathorra sar pay day maaroon ga!

Next day,

S: Hathorra hay?

D: Nahi.

S: Acha? To phir cig hay?