SALESMAN; Paaji, Cockroach ka powder lo gey kya?
SARDAR; Nahi Hum cockroch k itnay laad nahi uthatay.! Aaj powder denge to kal lipstick mange ga..!.
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- A sardar ji pulled out 6 people
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people form a burning house …. still he was......
- Grammar teachr 2 sardr jamila rozana
Grammar teachr 2 Sardr: ‘jamila rozana larkon se milti he’ Batao is jumley mein jamila......
- Sardar so raha tha k us ko
Sardar so raha tha k us ko ek machar ne kat liya, sari rat us......
- Dr aapkey 3 daant kesey toot gaye
Dr: Aapkey 3 daant kesey Toot gaye? sardar: Ji wo Wife ney Karak Roti banai......
- 1 sardar ko job mili 1st day
1′ sardar’ KO JOB MILI. 1st day us ne Computer pr 11 ghntay guzary. Boss(khushi......
- Gabbar sikh arey o saamba
Gabbar . Sikh: Arey O Saamba! Ye Kon LoG hain Jo Sms ka Jawab Nahi......
- Sheikh to sardar ye bakra kion zibah
sheikh to sardar: ye bakra kion zibah kar rahay ho? sardar: yar meri murghy gum......
- Srdar ne chalnge kia k wo minar
Srdar ne Chalnge kia k wo Minar Pakstan ko sr pe utha k India ja......
- Sales man bha g machhron k liye
Sales man: bha G, machhron k liye Powder le lo. Sardar: Na bha G, machhraan......
- Once a sardar brought banaspati teen
Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift......
- Srdar to police muje fone pe
Srdar to police: Muje Fone pe Qatal ki dhamkian mil rhi hain. Police: kon hy......
- Sardarne ak khob sorat larki ko parpoz
Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki Ko Parpoz Kiya- ‘Aap Mujh S Shadi Karo Gi?’ Larki......
- Teacher taj mahal kisne banaya tha
Teacher TAJ MAHAL Kisne Banaya Tha? Sardar:- Ji, KARIGAR Ne. Teacher:- Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya......
- Sardarni sardar ji tusi ik haath naal
Sardarni, ‘Sardar Ji! Tusi Ik Haath Naal Gaddi Chala Lenday Oo..?’ Sardar (Shokhi Naal), ‘Haan......
- 1st sardar yar ya sun rat ko
1st Sardar yar ya sun rat ko kidr chala jata ha 2nd Sardar: pata nei......
- Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull
Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar:......
- Dukndar srdar se tum hr roz mobile
Dukndar srdar Se: Tum hr Roz Mobile Ka nia Battry q Lete Ho? Srdar:yara!Hr Roz......
- Premika tum to bas apne kaam me lage
Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho. Meri to koi prwah hi nhi......
- Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya … Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon......
- Teachr jo mery swal ka jwab dy
Teachr: Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti…! Srdar ne apna bag khirki......
- Ek sardar aeroplane mai pilot se headphone
Ek Sardar aeroplane mai Pilot se HeadPhone cheen raha tha… Pilot: Ye kya kr rahe......