‘Salesman:
Paa g cockroach k liey powder le lo
Sardar: Na g na, cockroach nu inna v free ni karna, aj powder le ditta te kal perfume mange ga…!’
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- Sir what is the diffrence between
Sir ; what is the diffrence between orange and apple ? Sardar ; Colour of......
- Aik sardar ne aik bachy sy pucha
Aik Sardar ne aik bachy sy pucha k tm ko A,B,C Aaty hai tu bachy......
- 1 sardar interview k liya gaya
1 Sardar Interview K Liya Gaya, Officer: ‘Tum Kitne Bhai Behen Ho? Sardar : 9......
- Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge
Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya builder ne kaha: boht acha ho......
- Sardar to his wif kitni bar kaha
Sardar to his wif, Kitni bar kaha he shalwar mai nala dho ke dala karo......
- Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese
Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni........
- Teacher ek aisa sentence batao jis mein
TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use......
- Sardar kal mary papa kunwen me gir
Sardar :kal mary papa kunwen me gir gaye,boht chila rhy thy. Dost:ab kasy hain wo?......
- Once there was a meeting of all
Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for......
- Sardar sheeshey k saamne beth kr study
Sardar sheeshey k saamne beth kr study krta tha whY ? BCoz of 3 reasons:......
- Sardar was helping his son in filling
Sardar was helping his son in filling Admission Form. SON: Papa ye ‘Mother Tongue’ wale......
- Sardar to pia officer menu lhr dubai
sardar to PIA officer menu lhr dubai jana hai,PIA officer there is no any berth.......
- Ek sardar cold drinks ki dukan pe
Ek Sardar Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Or Dukandar Se Bola ! Aik Pepsi......
- Sardar exam me larki ki naqal kr
Sardar exam me larki ki naqal kr raha tha Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr......
- 4 students 1 from harvard oxford texas
4 Students 1 From HARVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 TEXAS & Sardar G From dehli......
- 2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay
2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay,, Teacher! tum d0n0 nay apne abu ka naam......
- Sardar servis shoes ki dukan py geya
Sardar servis shoes ki dukan py geya or bht dharalley se bola:Bari gurantee dandy oo=jutti......
- Sardar to his friend yaar bari mushkil
sardar. to his friend: yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss......
- Sardar to girlfriend darling main tum se
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend=......
- Ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi
ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam......