Pathan: Batao Aisa kia karein k Saanp B Marr Jaye or Laathi B Na Totay?
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“Batao kesa lagta hy? Kisi ko paa k kho dena†kesi k sath to chalna,......
- Teacher batao a ke baad kya aata
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- Teacher batao dog shadi q nahi
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- Teacher batao kay maths ka kya matlab
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- Tum rothay lagtay ho koi terkeb batao
Tum rothay rothay lagtay ho koi terkeb batao mnany ki mein zindagi girvi rakh dalun......
- Wife acha batao car main ghomata hai
Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO......
- Teacher student se batao sonay aur letnay
Teacher, student se: Batao sonay aur letnay me kya farak hai? Student: sir, hum sonay......
- Teacher batao nisaar kaise paida hua
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- Batao wife biwi aur patni main kya
Batao WIFE, BIWI aur PATNI main kya farak hota hai? ? ? ? ? Socho......
- Teacher bachcho practical ka matlab batao
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- Sabab judai ka kuch to batao mujhe
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- Wife janu batao tum mujhse kitna
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- Teacher ye batao k principal kisay kehte
TEACHER: YE BATAO K PRINCIPAL KISAY KEHTE HAY? . . . . PATHAN: WO PUL......
- Dard dillon ke kyun batao satatai hai
Dard Dillon Ke Kyun Batao Satatai Hai Muje. Ajeeb Sapne Kyun Batao Aatte Hai Muje.......
- Aey dosto ek baat batao main kamsin
Aey Dosto Ek Baat Batao Main Kamsin Hu Mujhe Samjao Apno Ko Kehte Suna Hai......
- Kaisey batao mein tumhey key tum merey
Kaisey Batao Mein Tumhey Key Tum Merey Liya Kaun Ho Kaisey Batao Mein Tumhey Key......
- Sabub judai ka kuch to batao mujhe
Sabub Judai Ka Kuch To Batao Mujhe, Phir Chahe Dil-O-Jaan Se Satao Mujhe, Chalo Ye......
- Teacher batao khush fehmi kia h0ti hy
Teacher! Batao KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy? Student! Sir Pichy Dekhen Miss ERUM Apko Bula......
- Sabab judai ka kuch to batao mujhe
Sabab judai ka kuch to batao mujhe, phir chahe dil-0-jaan se satao mujhe, chalo ye......
- Gulab rut me haseen chehro hamein batao
Gulab rut me haseen chehro, Hamein batao udas Q ho, Dilon pe beeti sari kahaniyan,......
- Teacher bina ruky batao 1 pakistan ki
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- Teacher pani ka formula batao student
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- Me kehta hon batao besabab kyun rooth
Me Kehta Hon ‘Batao Besabab Kyun Rooth Jaati Ho.?’ wo Kehti Hai ‘Zara Mujh Ko......
- Gulab rut me haseen chehro hamein batao
Gulab rut me haseen chehro, Hamein batao udas Q ho, Dilon pe beeti sari kahaniyan,......
- Teacher batao zmen or chand ka apas
Teacher: Batao zmen or chand ka apas me kya rishta hy? Pathn:Bhai behn ka Techer......
- Teacher batao agar paani na hota
Teacher : Batao agar paani na hota to kia hota..?? . . . . .......
- Teacher pani ka formula batao student
Teacher: Pani ka formula batao?? Student: H2MgClNaClHNO3. Teacher: Stupid, ye kia hai?? Student: Sir! ye......
- Batao toh zara mujko chalo yun karo
Batao Toh Zara Mujko Chalo Yun Karo Talkhiyan Mujhe De Kar Mithaas Sari Tum Sameet......
- Teacher batao kutta puch q hilata hai
Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..? Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi......
- 1 no chos karen main apko batao
1 NO CHOS KAREN MAIN APKO BATAO APP BACHPAN MAIN KIA BAN,NA CAHTY THAY, 1......
- Whiteapny lover ka naam batao bluemeri koi
White:Apny Lover Ka Naam Batao BLUE:Meri Koi Khami Batao RED:Muje 1 Mint Call Kro Aur......
- Jaj mujrim se batao tumhari aakhri kuwahish
Jaj, Mujrim se: batao tumhari aakhri kuwahish kia hai?’ Mujrim’:’ Aik mobile Nokia N95,’ 5......
- Miss bachon batao wo konsi aurat hai
MiSS: bachon batao wo konsi aurat hai jis ko pata hota hai ke us ka......
- Teacher batao nasli kutte ki subse
Teacher : Batao Nasli kutte ki subse bari neshani kia hai ? Student: jo apne......
- Maan mujhko ik baat batao meri kitni
Maan Mujhko Ik Baat Batao Meri Kitni Maatayen Hai? Tum Kahti Bharat Mata Hai Sab......
- Batao kaisa lagta hai kisi veraan raste
Batao Kaisa Lagta Hai…? Kisi Veraan Raste Pe, Kisi Anjaan Raste Pe, Kisi Ka Saath......
- Apne siwa batao kuch mila hai tumhain
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- Teacher bacho batao billi k itne zyada
Teacher; bacho batao BILLI k itne zyada bachay kyon hote hain? bacha : madam agar......
- Batao kaisa lagta hai kisi viraan raste
Batao Kaisa Lagta Hai…? Kisi Viraan Raste Pe, Kisi Anjaan Raste Pe, Kisi Ka Saath......
- Teacher bina ruke batao pakistan ki national
Teacher: BINA RUKE BATAO, Pakistan ki National Assembly ki speaker kon hain? Meenaray Pakistan kaha......
- Sir batao saal main kitnay mosam aatay
Sir: Batao saal main kitnay Mosam aatay hain? Kid: 4 Sir: Shahbash, naam batao…. Kid:......
- Teacher batao k quick quicker quickest forms
Teacher: Batao k quick, quicker quickest forms ko urdu mein kese kahen ge? Student: Bhaag,......