Panjabi UK gya, Airport officer ne name pucha,
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Panjabi kuch dair sochne k baad,
‘LONG LIFE OVEN’
Officer: hahaha
peeche 1 sardar kara tha wo bola:
I am ‘Beautiful Red Underwear’
Officer: what???
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Frnd to sardar sardar ji kya bat hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls Aa......
- Sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se
sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra.. Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe......
- Sardar kafi deir se apna nikka nama
Sardar Kafi Deir Se Apna Nikka Nama Deikh Raha Tha, K Bevi Ne Tang Aa......
- Sardar ka pait kharab ho gya
sardar ka pait kharab ho gya doctor k pas gya logoon ki majoodgi me kuch......
- Sardar tumhare kitne bche hain pathan
Sardar: Tumhare kitne bche hain? Pathan: 22 Sardar: Itne zyada??? Pathan: Mere sassur ne kaha......
- Pathan bhabi ka kya nam hai
Pathan: Bhabi ka kya nam hai? Sardar: Google!!! Pathan: Ye kesa nam hai??? Sardar: Sawal......
- Sardar in hotel main yaha nhi rhunga
Sardar in hotel- Main Yaha Nhi Rhunga, Mere Paise Wapis Karo! Itna Chota Rum… Mujhe......
- Aik sardar ka parosi mar geya wo
Aik Sardar ka parosi mar geya wo uske ghar geya aurpocha, lash aa gai hai......
- Sardar kal menoo police ne kutia
Sardar: Kal menoo Police ne kutia Dost:Fer tu kuch nhi kita Sardar:Main aakhya himat ha......
- Sarther apni shadi py udass tha kisi
Sarther apni shadi py udass tha kisi ny poocha kya baat hai? Sarther: Mere susral......
- Sardar ny bs mai aik larki ko
Sardar Ny Bs Mai Aik Larki Ko Chher Diya. Larki: Tmhry Ghar Mein Maa Behen......
- Sardar agr operation mei meri mout
Sardar: Agr Operation Mei Meri Mout Ho Jaye To Operation Krny Waly Doctr Sy Shadi......
- Techrjo mre swal ka jwab dega wo
Techr:jo mre swal ka jwab dega wo ghr ja skta hy sardar ne apna bsta......
- Sardar ko invitation mila k party me
Sardar ko invitation mila k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan kr ana h Sardar......
- 1 din daku sardar k ghar mein
1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan......
- Sardar office ja rha tha biwi
SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: ‘See U In The Evening.’ SARDAR......
- Pathan batao aisa kia karein k saanp
Pathan: Batao Aisa kia karein k Saanp B Marr Jaye or Laathi B Na Totay?......
- A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang......
- Ek sardar ne ek bachy se pucha
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy......
- Do sardar ja rahah hote hain k
Do sardar ja rahah hote hain, k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti......