On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons
Hindu:
Hamare amirzade ne ana hai
Muslim:
Hamare navabzade ne ana hai
Sardar:
saaday haramzade ne v ana hai
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sheikh to sardar: ye bakra kion zibah kar rahay ho? sardar: yar meri murghy gum......
- 1st sardar o yara bike q tez
1st sardar, O yara bike q tez kar di? 2nd sardar, break fail ho gayi......
- A friend asks sardar how was ur
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt......
- Srdar to police muje fone pe
Srdar to police: Muje Fone pe Qatal ki dhamkian mil rhi hain. Police: kon hy......
- Sardarne ak khob sorat larki ko parpoz
Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki Ko Parpoz Kiya- ‘Aap Mujh S Shadi Karo Gi?’ Larki......
- Teacher taj mahal kisne banaya tha
Teacher TAJ MAHAL Kisne Banaya Tha? Sardar:- Ji, KARIGAR Ne. Teacher:- Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya......
- Sardarni sardar ji tusi ik haath naal
Sardarni, ‘Sardar Ji! Tusi Ik Haath Naal Gaddi Chala Lenday Oo..?’ Sardar (Shokhi Naal), ‘Haan......
- 1st sardar yar ya sun rat ko
1st Sardar yar ya sun rat ko kidr chala jata ha 2nd Sardar: pata nei......
- Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull
Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar:......
- Dukndar srdar se tum hr roz mobile
Dukndar srdar Se: Tum hr Roz Mobile Ka nia Battry q Lete Ho? Srdar:yara!Hr Roz......
- Sardar servis shoes ki dukan py geya
Sardar servis shoes ki dukan py geya or bht dharalley se bola:Bari gurantee dandy oo=jutti......
- Sardar to his friend yaar bari mushkil
sardar. to his friend: yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss......
- Premika tum to bas apne kaam me lage
Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho. Meri to koi prwah hi nhi......
- Sardar to girlfriend darling main tum se
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend=......
- Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya … Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon......
- Ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi
ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam......
- Teachr jo mery swal ka jwab dy
Teachr: Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti…! Srdar ne apna bag khirki......