MASTER:
Oy me Tenu KUTY te Mazmoon likhan nu kya c,
likh k q nai lyanda?
Sardar:
Main ki karan sir g, jido mein KUTY te pen rakhda si ty o Waddan nu penda c .
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- A sardar saw a beautiful girlhe went
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: ?STUPID what r u......
- Interviewer asked sardarji which are the
Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the 2 latest versions of java? Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava...
- Sardarkal mere aba kunwain men gir gye
Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao......
- Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se
Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua? Han yar! Pr wo manti hi......
- Sardar larki ko chertay hoay hor soniye
Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey.? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri behan......
- Joke qatil koshish karna umar qaid ho
*JOKE* QATIL: ‘Koshish Karna Umar qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho.’ Sardar Lawyer: ‘Don’t Worry, Pori......
- sardar ki biwi maikay ja rahi
*. .Sardar ki biwi Maikay Ja Rahi thi. Sardar packing krte Hue Sochta hy: ‘Kitni......
- Sardar suhag rat ko puri koshish k
Sardar suhag rat ko puri koshish k bavjud kamyab na hua Ghuse se bv se......
- Sardars son papa tussi papa kaisy bany
Sardar’s son: Papa tussi ‘papa’ kaisy bany? Sardar: bus puttar! ‘pa’ ‘pa’ k. . .*......
- Sardar i havnt slept all nite in
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth.......
- A sardar enters in ladies toilet
A sardar enters in Ladies Toilet by mistake.. All ladies Suddenly Standup.. Sardar: Izat Dil......
- Sardar ke car trafic signal pr ruki
Sardar ke car trafic signal pr ruki hoey the sat me BV b bathy the......
- Sardar traveling 1st time in plane 2
Sardar Traveling 1st time in plane 2 mumbai. While landing, he shout ‘BOMBAY,BOMBAY’ Airhostes said......
- Sardar ny bank sy loan le kar
Sardar ny Bank sy Loan le kar Car li, Magar Loan wapis na kar Saka,......
- Aik sardar chalty train par chur gia
aik sardar chalty train par chur gia logo nay bohat tareef ke sardar g kiya......
- Adalat mein train ulatny ka case chal
Adalat mein Train Ulatny ka Case chal raha tha, Wakeel to sardar Driver: Train kasiy......
- 1 sardar pe cycle chori ka ilzaam
1 Sardar Pe Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Tha Lekin Saboot Na Hony Ki Waja Se......
- Sardar ki maa usay kehti haiapne sasural
Sardar ki maa usay kehti hai:apne sasural me har bat ‘BARHA CHARHA’ ke karna taa’......
- 1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha
1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha. us ne dekha ke aik saanp darakht se......
- Sarther apni shadi py udass tha kisi
Sarther apni shadi py udass tha kisi ny poocha kya baat hai? Sarther: Mere susral......
- Sardar ny bs mai aik larki ko
Sardar Ny Bs Mai Aik Larki Ko Chher Diya. Larki: Tmhry Ghar Mein Maa Behen......
- 1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai
1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai 6 din tk malty nhi beky or sukh......
- 1sardar kafi arsy baad watan wapis aya
1Sardar kafi arsy baad Watan wapis aya aur matti utha k bola:Hun apny wattan di......