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Sardar ny Bank sy Loan le kar Car li, Magar Loan wapis na kar Saka,......
- Ustaad sardar se bitao pine apple
Ustaad sardar se ; bitao pine apple aur coconut ke tree mein kia farak hai,......
- Sardar ka padrosi mr gya wo usky
Sardar ka Padrosi Mr Gya: Wo Usky Ghr Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?......
- Aik sarther europe gia waha us ko
Aik Sarther Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Nyu Roka Aur Investigation Start Kr Di......
- Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki
Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha, larki ne......
- Sardar went to microsoft office for
sardar went to Microsoft office for interview. Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of java?......
- Sardarni janu mere pait wich bohat
Sardarni: janu Mere Pait wich Bohat Gas J sardar: Oh Shukr Kar Gas A, Petrol......
- Teacher ek essa sentence btao jis
Teacher: Ek essa sentence btao jis main Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, aur English ka sahi use......
- Teacher who is ur favorite writer
Teacher: Who is Ur Favorite Writer? . . . . . Sardar : Your Daughter!......
- Sardar tum bike itni taiz q chala
Sardar: Tum bike itni taiz Q chala rahay ho?’ Pathan: ye later urgent dena hai.......
- Sardar to boss muje apki beti
Sardar to boss: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hy Boss:Teri incom to usk toilet......
- Sardar math vich fail q hoya son
Sardar: Math Vich fail Q hoya? Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 4+4=8 Agle din kendi......
- Teachrjurmana mafi ki aplication likho srdarjurmana kina
Teachr:Jurmana mafi ki aplication likho Srdar:Jurmana kina a? Techr:5 rupay Srdar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu......
- Srdar to police muje fone pe
Srdar to police: Muje Fone pe Qatal ki dhamkian mil rhi hain. Police: kon hy......
- Sardarne ak khob sorat larki ko parpoz
Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki Ko Parpoz Kiya- ‘Aap Mujh S Shadi Karo Gi?’ Larki......
- Teacher taj mahal kisne banaya tha
Teacher TAJ MAHAL Kisne Banaya Tha? Sardar:- Ji, KARIGAR Ne. Teacher:- Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya......
- Sardarni sardar ji tusi ik haath naal
Sardarni, ‘Sardar Ji! Tusi Ik Haath Naal Gaddi Chala Lenday Oo..?’ Sardar (Shokhi Naal), ‘Haan......
- 1st sardar yar ya sun rat ko
1st Sardar yar ya sun rat ko kidr chala jata ha 2nd Sardar: pata nei......
- Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull
Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar:......
- Doci am sorry operation k waqt rubber
Doc:I am sorry Operation k waqt rubber ka glove aapke pait me rah gaye, Dobara......
- Sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ‘yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir......
- 2sardars go for a drive oye zara
2sardars go for a drive. OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not.......
- Sardarji went to party and introduced his
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and......
- Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to
Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya: Meri cycle shaam tak......