An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “Kya nishana lagaya hai!”
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- Judge why r u arrested sardar for
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- India me ek ajeeb o gareeb sms hai bolta
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- 1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee
1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha......
- Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar
AIK ADMI KO JIN CHIMADH GYA AIK SARDAR NE DAWA KIYA KE MAIN JIN NAKAL......
- Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar
Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar. He screamed ?puttar hua! Puttar hua!? nurse Shouted,?aby anday......
- A crow shits on a sardar his
A crow shits on a Sardar. His wife gives tissue paper to him. Sardar: Koi......
- Sardar was looking at a painting for
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- Sardar doc saab mein chashma laga ke
Sardar: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke parh to sakoon ga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Sardar:......
- 1 sardar sochta raha owr sochtay hi
1 sardar sochta raha owr sochtay sochtay hi mar jata hai akhir wo kai sochtay......
- How can u identify a sardar in
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- Doctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hai
Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai. Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo! .......
- Sardar his wife buy coffee in
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says… Drink quickly…… Wife asks......
- What does sardarji do after taking photocopies
What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies? He compares it with the original for spelling......
- Apple juice mango tarbuz badam khajoor
APPLE Juice MANGO Juice TARBUZ Juice BADAM Juice KHAJOOR Juice BANANA Juice Agr in mein......
- Doctor sardar jee app kay gurday fail
Doctor: sardar jee app kay gurday fail ho gaye hain! Sardar: ha, ha, ha what......
- Boy meny suna hai is ghar
Boy: Meny Suna Hai is Ghar Main Jinn Bhoot Rehte Hain. Sardar: Pata Nahi! Mjhe......
- Sardar g went to by a tv
Sardar G Went To By A Tv. . . Askd Salesman : Do U Have......
- Sardar begam aj chiken bohat
Sardar : begam aj chiken bohat mazay ka paka hai , koi khaas masala lagaya......
- Sardar ka interview tha sawal aaya
Sardar ka interview tha sawal aaya English mein translate karo ?Mein job k liye bahot......
- A sardar saw a beautiful girlhe went
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: ?STUPID what r u......
- Interviewer asked sardarji which are the
Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the 2 latest versions of java? Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava...
- Santaji agr aapko thand lagti hai to
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- Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se
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- Oye paaji apni pregnant wife ko itne
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- 1 sardar ka sar phat gaya doctor
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- Sardarkal mere aba kunwain men gir gye
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- Sardar angraiz se hum ne 1 aisi
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- sardar larki ko chertay hoay hor
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- Sardarni sardar ko doctor k pas ley
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- 1 srdar jahaz may baitha tha pilot
1 srdar jahaz may baitha tha pilot ny jahaz ko orany k lye agy sy......
- Master duniya gol hai sardar aap
Master: Duniya Gol hai. Sardar: Aap kehtay hain to maan laita hoon… Warna mera Abba......
- Sardar 2 friend guess how many coins
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess......
- Sardar g to others did anyone lose
Sardar G to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said,......
- Aik srdar jb b kapre dhone lagta
aik srdar jb b kapre dhone lagta to barish hone lag jati,ek din taiz dhoop......
- Techer translate it into english in brishjon
Techer: Translate it into English: ‘In brishjon se dosti achi nahi Faraz. Kacha tera makan......
- Sardar police station aya or bola mje
Sardar police-station aya or bola: Mje arest krlo, mene apni BV k sar pe danda......
- Sardar1 wari mai chota jeya hunda c
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- Police to sardar ji kya tum ne
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- 1 sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha
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- Pathan bhabi ka kya nam hai
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- Aik sardar ka parosi mar geya wo
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- Sarther apni shadi py udass tha kisi
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- Ardar was asked to explan in englsh
§ardar Was Asked To Expla¡n In Engl¡sh! ! ‘Dukh Hamesha §ath Rhta Hy Mgr Khush¡......
- After an accident driver angrily shouted
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- Ek sardar ne ek cow ke kiss
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