Khirki khulli zulfain bikhrien
Dil nay kaha dildar nikla
Par hai ray meri phooti kismat
Nahaya hoa sardar nikla….
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- Sardar ke car trafic signal pr ruki
Sardar ke car trafic signal pr ruki hoey the sat me BV b bathy the......
- Sardar english k paper mein fail ho
Sardar English k Paper mein Fail ho gya. Translations ki wjah se: 1. Main aik......
- Teacher sardar se dahhi ki english bta0
…*Teacher sardar se: DAHHI ki english bta0?? Sardar: thori dair sochny ky baad… . .......
- Police to sardar ji kya tum ne
Police to Sardar Ji: Kya tum ne yahan se kisi chor ko bhaagte dekha? Sardar:......
- 1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri
1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya. 5......
- Sardar tere result da ki banya ae
Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE? Son: Headmster saab da puter fail AE.. Sardar:Te......
- 1 sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha
1 Sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha k os ney daikha k 1 sanp drakht......
- Sardar traveling 1st time in plane 2
Sardar Traveling 1st time in plane 2 mumbai. While landing, he shout ‘BOMBAY,BOMBAY’ Airhostes said......
- Sardar tumhare kitne bche hain pathan
Sardar: Tumhare kitne bche hain? Pathan: 22 Sardar: Itne zyada??? Pathan: Mere sassur ne kaha......
- Sardar ny bank sy loan le kar
Sardar ny Bank sy Loan le kar Car li, Magar Loan wapis na kar Saka,......
- Aik sardar chalty train par chur gia
aik sardar chalty train par chur gia logo nay bohat tareef ke sardar g kiya......
- Adalat mein train ulatny ka case chal
Adalat mein Train Ulatny ka Case chal raha tha, Wakeel to sardar Driver: Train kasiy......
- 1 sardar pe cycle chori ka ilzaam
1 Sardar Pe Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Tha Lekin Saboot Na Hony Ki Waja Se......
- Sardar ki maa usay kehti haiapne sasural
Sardar ki maa usay kehti hai:apne sasural me har bat ‘BARHA CHARHA’ ke karna taa’......
- 1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha
1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha. us ne dekha ke aik saanp darakht se......
- After finishing mbbs sardar starts his practise
After finishing MBBS. sardar starts his practise! He checked his 1ST patient’s Eyes Tongue and......
- Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki
Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha, larki ne......
- Sardar went to microsoft office for
sardar went to Microsoft office for interview. Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of java?......
- Sardar k betay ki barat thi sardar
SARDAR K betay ki Barat thi Sardar 250 afrad le k pohncha, Larki ka Baap:......
- Ardar was asked to explan in englsh
§ardar Was Asked To Expla¡n In Engl¡sh! ! ‘Dukh Hamesha §ath Rhta Hy Mgr Khush¡......
- After an accident driver angrily shouted
After An Accident, Driver Angrily shouted: I Showed You The Headlights & Told You To......
- Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom
Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain......
- Sardar office ja rha tha biwi
SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: ‘See U In The Evening.’ SARDAR......
- Pathan batao aisa kia karein k saanp
Pathan: Batao Aisa kia karein k Saanp B Marr Jaye or Laathi B Na Totay?......
- A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang......
- Ek sardar ne ek bachy se pucha
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy......
- Do sardar ja rahah hote hain k
Do sardar ja rahah hote hain, k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti......