In A Cricket Ground
Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now,
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Sardar : Oye Yaar
I Am Waitin For Highlights!
:-)keep smiling:-)
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Gabbar . Sikh: Arey O Saamba! Ye Kon LoG hain Jo Sms ka Jawab Nahi......
- Sheikh to sardar ye bakra kion zibah
sheikh to sardar: ye bakra kion zibah kar rahay ho? sardar: yar meri murghy gum......
- Srdar ne chalnge kia k wo minar
Srdar ne Chalnge kia k wo Minar Pakstan ko sr pe utha k India ja......
- Sales man bha g machhron k liye
Sales man: bha G, machhron k liye Powder le lo. Sardar: Na bha G, machhraan......
- Once a sardar brought banaspati teen
Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift......
- Dukndar srdar se tum hr roz mobile
Dukndar srdar Se: Tum hr Roz Mobile Ka nia Battry q Lete Ho? Srdar:yara!Hr Roz......
- Premika tum to bas apne kaam me lage
Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho. Meri to koi prwah hi nhi......
- Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya … Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon......
- Teachr jo mery swal ka jwab dy
Teachr: Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti…! Srdar ne apna bag khirki......
- Ek sardar aeroplane mai pilot se headphone
Ek Sardar aeroplane mai Pilot se HeadPhone cheen raha tha… Pilot: Ye kya kr rahe......