Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”?
He didn’t know which “one” came first…
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Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you......
- 3 sardar nashy ki halt me rakshy
3 sardar nashy ki halt me rakshy waly sy ek jaga jana hy raksha wala......
- Sardar london mein double bus baitha
Sardar London Mein Double Bus Mein Baitha, Canductor Nay Upar Bhejh Diya. Wo Bhag Kar......
- A donkey kicked sardar ran away
A Donkey kicked sardar & ran away. Sardar ran to catch the Donkey. He saw......
- Techrjo mre swal ka jwab dega wo
Techr:jo mre swal ka jwab dega wo ghr ja skta hy sardar ne apna bsta......
- Sardar ko invitation mila k party me
Sardar ko invitation mila k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan kr ana h Sardar......
- 1 din daku sardar k ghar mein
1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan......
- Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye doctor
Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye, Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye? Sardar: Main Qameez......
- Sardar ko beti k kamre se cigarette
Sardar Ko Beti K Kamre Se Cigarette mili Wo Preshan Phir SHARAB Ki Botle Mil......
- Teacher titanic kaise doba
Teacher : titanic kaise doba ?? . Sardar : DUBUK . DUBUK . BUDUK .......
- Teaacher jis admi ko sunai nai detausey
Teaacher: Jis admi ko Sunai nai deta,usey English mai kya kehty hain? Sardar student: Sir,......
- A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang......
- Sardarji kya baat hai dar kyon lag
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies......
- Ek sardar ne ek bachy se pucha
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy......
- Teacher to sardar apney bap nam english
Teacher to Sardar: Apney Bap Nam English Main Lakhoo Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’......
- Do sardar ja rahah hote hain k
Do sardar ja rahah hote hain, k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti......
- A sardar married to a short girl
A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such......