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Sardar Ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya Ksi Ne Mashwara Dia Ghar K Bahar Aisi Chowking Krdo......
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1 SHARARTI BACHAY NE SARDAR SE Rs45 KI CHEEZ KHARIDI AUR OSAY Rs5 Ka NOTE......
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1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn 2nd sArdAr:......
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Ek Sardar Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha Sardar: Aap Kahan Rehti Hain Ladki:......
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Y dO SArdArjeE kEepS aN eMptY bOttTe iN a FriDgE? ? ? ? ? aNy......
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‘Sardar ki ma ki death ho gai, ek sal bad sardar ka bap america sa......
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- Sardarji was asked what is a
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Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia. Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita. Sardar: main......
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Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne party mein red tie pehan k ana......
- Aik aadmi bakrian chura raha tha
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- Sardar ne chohty qad ki larki se
Sardar ne chohty Qad ki Larki se shadi ki Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa......
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Sardar Sex K Wqt BV Se: ‘Hor Tight Kar HorTight Kar Maza Aa Reha Hy......
- Sardar ja raha tha k achanak kutta
Sardar ja raha tha k achanak Kutta par gia Sardar ne jaldi se dhoti utar......
- Teacher in 1773 it was discovered that
Teacher: In 1773, It Was Discovered That Oxygen Is Must For Breathing. SARDAR: Thank GOD,......
- America se aik sardar ne apni maan
America se aik sardar ne apni maan ki dead body India bheji, jis ke sath......
- Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker
Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya......
- A sardar was rejected at a job
A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give......
- Sardar ji ne new underwear kharida
Sardar ji ne new underwear kharida, Din bhr pury gaon ko pichy se dhoti utha......
- You are not responsible for what people
You are not responsible for what people think about you, but you are responsible for......
- Achievers never expose themselves but their achievements
Achievers never expose themselves but their achievements expose them, so lets us work hard to......
- Jin sardar se kia hukam hai mere
Jin Sardar Se: Kia Hukam Hai Mere Aaqa Sardar: Koi Acha Sa Shair Sunao Jin:......
- Sardar 2 his son puttar ja 1
Sardar 2 his son: puttar ja 1 glas pani ly k aa. Son: Sorry aba......
- Sardar ka parosi mar gaya wo uske
Sardar ka parosi mar gaya, Wo uske ghar gaya Or pucha; Lash aa gai kya.?......
- 2 sardar or unki 1 behan bagair
2 Sardar Or UnKi 1 Behan Bagair Ticket Train Me Ja Rahy Thy.. TT Ne......
- Sardar bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena
Sardar: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena! Storekeper hairat se:kale bulb ka kia karoge? Sardar:......
- Sardar sitting with sister in park building
Sardar sitting with sister in park: Building se admi bola kia larki ko kiss kr......
- Ekbar exam me question tha challenge kise
Ekbar Exam me Question tha, “Challenge kise Kehte Hai?†Sardar ne Poore Pages khali chor......
- Srdarmiss ap ne kal mujy cal kyun
Srdar:Miss ap ne kAL Mujy caL Kyun Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se? TecHeR:Mai......
- 1 sardar safar pe gaya chalte cahlte
1 Sardar safar pe gaya chalte cahlte raat ho gai us ne socha kisi ghar......
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Sardar English k Paper mein Fail ho gya. Translations ki wjah se: 1. Main aik......
- Teacher sardar se dahhi ki english bta0
…*Teacher sardar se: DAHHI ki english bta0?? Sardar: thori dair sochny ky baad… . .......
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Police to Sardar Ji: Kya tum ne yahan se kisi chor ko bhaagte dekha? Sardar:......
- 1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri
1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya. 5......
- Sardar tere result da ki banya ae
Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE? Son: Headmster saab da puter fail AE.. Sardar:Te......
- Sardar ka pait kharab ho gya
sardar ka pait kharab ho gya doctor k pas gya logoon ki majoodgi me kuch......
- 1 sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha
1 Sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha k os ney daikha k 1 sanp drakht......
- Sardar tumhare kitne bche hain pathan
Sardar: Tumhare kitne bche hain? Pathan: 22 Sardar: Itne zyada??? Pathan: Mere sassur ne kaha......
- Pathan bhabi ka kya nam hai
Pathan: Bhabi ka kya nam hai? Sardar: Google!!! Pathan: Ye kesa nam hai??? Sardar: Sawal......
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Sardar in hotel- Main Yaha Nhi Rhunga, Mere Paise Wapis Karo! Itna Chota Rum… Mujhe......
- Aik sardar ka parosi mar geya wo
Aik Sardar ka parosi mar geya wo uske ghar geya aurpocha, lash aa gai hai......
- Sardar kal menoo police ne kutia
Sardar: Kal menoo Police ne kutia Dost:Fer tu kuch nhi kita Sardar:Main aakhya himat ha......
- Sarther apni shadi py udass tha kisi
Sarther apni shadi py udass tha kisi ny poocha kya baat hai? Sarther: Mere susral......
- Sardar ny bs mai aik larki ko
Sardar Ny Bs Mai Aik Larki Ko Chher Diya. Larki: Tmhry Ghar Mein Maa Behen......
- Teacher ek essa sentence btao jis
Teacher: Ek essa sentence btao jis main Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, aur English ka sahi use......
- Teacher who is ur favorite writer
Teacher: Who is Ur Favorite Writer? . . . . . Sardar : Your Daughter!......
- Sardar k betay ki barat thi sardar
SARDAR K betay ki Barat thi Sardar 250 afrad le k pohncha, Larki ka Baap:......
- Sardar tum bike itni taiz q chala
Sardar: Tum bike itni taiz Q chala rahay ho?’ Pathan: ye later urgent dena hai.......
- Sardar to boss muje apki beti
Sardar to boss: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hy Boss:Teri incom to usk toilet......
- Sardar math vich fail q hoya son
Sardar: Math Vich fail Q hoya? Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 4+4=8 Agle din kendi......
- Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom
Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain......
- Teachrjurmana mafi ki aplication likho srdarjurmana kina
Teachr:Jurmana mafi ki aplication likho Srdar:Jurmana kina a? Techr:5 rupay Srdar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu......
- Sardar oye tera wiyah ho gya
Sardar: Oye Tera wiyah ho gya? Friend: Aahoo Sardar: Kuri nal? Friend: Hor ki munde......
- Doci am sorry operation k waqt rubber
Doc:I am sorry Operation k waqt rubber ka glove aapke pait me rah gaye, Dobara......
- Sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ‘yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir......
- 2sardars go for a drive oye zara
2sardars go for a drive. OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not.......
- Sardarji went to party and introduced his
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and......
- Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to
Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya: Meri cycle shaam tak......