Gabbar . Sikh:
Arey O Saamba! Ye Kon LoG hain Jo Sms ka Jawab Nahi Dete…?
Saamba:
Sardar yeh Woh LoG hain Jo Miss Call k bad bhi balance Check Karte hen.
Related SMS:
- Gabbar arey o saamba tera lund khara
Gabbar: Arey o Saamba tera lund Khara hota hai kya? Saamba: Haan Sardar Gabbar: zara......
- Gabbar arey oo samba kitne
Gabbar : arey oo samba ! Kitne admi the re? Samba : pata nahi sarkar......
- sikh iz king sikh thuwaday
😉 SIKH IZ KING..!! Sikh: Thuwaday Vich Sab toOn vAadda Badmaash Kaira aAy. JaGu: G......
- Gabbar kitne admi they sambha sardar 2
Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote......
- Sikh kal koi meri biwi k saath
Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k saath zabardasti kargya aur Rs 20000 v le gya......
- Pagal sikh sytm muslman ho sikhnhi ma
Pagal Sikh Sy:Tm Muslman Ho? Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman Ho Sikh:Nhi ma......
- Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.......
- Dur se dekha to gabbar ka hadda
Dur Se Dekha To Gabbar Ka Hadda Dikh Raha Tha Dur Se Dekha To Gabbar......
- Gabbar sends kaalia and two others to
Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had......
- Mom beta so jawo warna gabbar
mom: beta so jawo warna gabbar ajayga san: phale 10 rope do mom kyou san:......
- Pata hy gabbar ne thakur k haath
Pata hy GABBAR ne thakur k haath Q kaate thay.?? ? ? Q ? socho?......
- Gabbar ye haath humko dede thakur
GABBAR: Ye haath humko dede Thakur. THAKUR: Theek hai, lele. Par 1 shart hai. Vada......
- Gabbar kitne admi they sambha sardar 2
Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote......
- Gabbar buhat yarana lagta hai kalia
Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai. Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se......
- Maa soja warna gabbar ajaiga bacha
Maa: Soja warna gabbar ajaiga, Bacha: Pehle 100 rupeye do, Maa: Q? Bacha: warna me......
- Maa soja warna gabbar ajaiga bacha
‘Maa: Soja warna gabbar ajaiga, Bacha: Pehle 100 rupeye do, Maa: Q? Bacha: warna me......
- Gabbar ye hath mujy dede thakur
Gabbar: Ye hath mujy dede thakur Thakur: Le le Basanti k b lele, J or......
- Gabbar basanti chaddi utar veeru nahi
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar Veeru: Nahi basanti in kutton k samne chaddi mat utarna Basanti:......
- Gabbar basanti chaddi utar viru nahi
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar. Viru: nahi Basanti in kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna. Basanti:......
- Har majbori se larna sikh lo
hAr mAjBoRi Se lArNa SiKh lO . . hAr gHuM k SaTh jEeNa sIKh Lo......
- Sikh hi li ishq ne waqt ki
Sikh Hi Li Ishq Ne, Waqt Ki Takseem Woh Mujhe Yaad To Aata Hai, Magar......
- Mere ishq nay sikh li hai ab
Mere Ishq nay Sikh li hai ab Waqt ki takseem FARAZ,.Wo mujhy bohat kum yaad......
- Aaj humne bhi gamon ko chupana sikh
Aaj Humne Bhi Gamon Ko Chupana Sikh Liya Bhari Mahfil Main Muskrana Sikh Liya Hum......
- La ke shudaniyan ta sikh leyian kitto
La Ke Shudaniyan Ta Sikh Leyian, Kitto Tor Nebohniyan Ve Sikh Lendi, Manaya Jakham Den......
- Sikh main tery 64 de dand tor
SIKH: ‘Main tery 64 de 64 dand tor deyan ga’. Pas khara 1 admi bola:......
- Aik sikh ko yaad aaya ke uski
Aik Sikh ko yaad aaya ke uski apne dost ko phone karna hai usne land......
- Marks 1 pathan drivinig sikh raha tha
MaRkS 1 pAthAn dRiViNiG SiKh rAhA tHa dRiVeR bAtA rAhA tHA yE GeAr hA yE......
- Likh ke lekh mitane sikh laye ne
Likh Ke Lekh Mitane Sikh Laye Ne, Bina Kamano Teer Chalane Sikh Laye Ne Phula......
- Tanha rehna to sikh liya humne per
Tanha Rehna To Sikh Liya Humne, Per Khush Na Kabhi Reh Payenge Teri Duri To......
- Luk ke rona sikh liya assi kise
Luk Luk Ke Rona Sikh Liya Assi Kise Nu Hun Staunde Nahi. Hun Hanju Peene......
- Jin ne na sikh paya kabhi hunar e nakhuda
Jin Ne Na Sikh Paya Kabhi Hunar-E-Nakhuda Woh Khud Hee Bahr-E-Zeest Mein Safeenah Baney Hain!......
- 1dard se khelna sikh gaye hum bewafayi
1.Dard se khelna sikh gaye hum Bewafayi ko jhelna sikh gaye ham kya btaye Hame......
- Naa samajh ke befawa hai hum arey
Naa Samajh Ke Befawa Hai Hum Arey In‚Â Befafaion Ne Bhi Toh Hamse Wafa Naa......
- Hum to aese badnaseeb arey
Hum to aese badnaseeb Arey hum to aese badnaseeb hain mere dost, Beiche’n agar kafan......
- Arey ye kia kaha tum ne bhala
arey ye kia kaha tum ne bhala ye kese mumkin hey? k mere hm sukhan......
- Arey o friendwa kesa hai re
Arey o Friendwa..! Kesa Hai Re tu? Bole To Apun ko Tera Bht yaad Aawe......
- Duniya se hasna sikh losuraj chamkna lochand
duniya se hasna sikh losuraj se chamkna sikh lochand se shetalta sikh lo aurhum se......
- Akhaa sikh diya baniya nahi jhukan de
Akhaa Sikh Diya Baniya Nahi Jhukan De Layi Eh Ta Baniya Ne Saheedi Khumariya Layi......
- Jabse tuzhe jeena sikh liya bus jeeta
Jabse Tuzhe Jeena Sikh Liya Bus Jeeta Chala Aya Har Jagah Tere Andaz Alag Alag......
- Maikhane jane se pehle hamne pina sikh
Maikhane Jane Se Pehle Hamne Pina Sikh Liya, Tanhaiyon Mein Rehkar Hamne Jina Sikh Liya,......
- Sorry dont get confused arey baba sorry
SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba ‘SORRY’ means S – SOME O – ONE’S R......
- Arey o friendwa kesan ho hamar
Arey O friendwa!! Kesan ho? Hamar se koi ghalti hoi gawa ka? Tohar SMSwa k......
- Arey bhai usiki jabse hui hai jis
Arey Bhai Usiki Jabse Hui Hai Jis Se Mulaaqaat Raah Mein Janchataa Hi Nahi Zamaana......
- Arey koi to batao jakar unhe ki
Arey Koi To Batao Jakar Unhe, Ki Hum Itne Bade Gunehgaar Na The. Mana Thode......
- Sorry dont get confused arey baba sorry
SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba ‘SORRY’ means S – SOME O – ONE’S R......
- Sorry dont get confused arey baba sorry
SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba ‘SORRY’ means S – SOME O – ONE’S R......
- Arey o popat kesa hai re bole
Arey o popat kesa hai re bole to apun ko tera bohat yaad aa rela......
- Arey o popat friendwa kesa hai
Arey o popat Friendwa ? Kesa Hai Re tu, Bole To Apun ko Tera Bhot......
- Jara khulke aaj jeele arey kya rakkha
Jara Khulke Aaj Jeele Arey Kya Rakkha Hai Do Char Ghoont Peele Arey Kya Rakkha......
- Pathan to rikshaw wala arey o bhai
Pathan To Rikshaw Wala: Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya…? Rikshaw Wala: Haan g Bilkul......
- Aunty arey beta tm ktne baray ho
Aunty: ‘arey beta tm ktne baray ho gye ho’ . . . . . bacha:......
- Arey har baat ka jawaab diya nahi jaata,
Arey har baat ka jawaab diya nahi jaata, Vishwas ho toh dosti mein shak kiya......
- Arey miyaan apni bad duaein paas rakho
Arey Miyaan! Apni Bad-Duaein Paas Rakho, . Mujhe MOHABBAT Hai, Barbaad Ho Jaoun Ga Khud......
- Girl arey itna bara munh mein
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh......
- Arey miyaan apni bad duaein paas rakho
Arey Miyaan! Apni Bad-Duaein Paas Rakho, . Mujhe MOHABBAT Hai, Barbaad Ho Jaun Ga Khud......
- Kabhi kabhi mujhey lagtaa hai arey tum yeh
Kabhi-Kabhi Mujhey Lagtaa Hai, Arey, Tum Yeh Ho! Kabhi-Kabhi Mujhey Lagtaa Hai, Arey, Tum Woh......
- delhli men kutta
Teacher: ‘Delhi me Kutubminar hai’ Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up. Techer asks:......
- A drunk SARDAR fall from 3rd floor,
A drunk SARDAR fall from 3rd floor, People gathered and asked, kya hua ? He......
- Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne......
- Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break......
- A two seater plane
A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab. Locals found 500 dead bodies......
- What do smart Sardars
What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? – You always hear about them......
- agar aapko garam hua toh
Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge.......
- “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,”
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out......
- Teacher to Santa :
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta......
- I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”
Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer,......
- He replied that the weather forecast
Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the......
- Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining.......
- Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..
Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya? Kele Wala: 1Rs Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai?? Kele......
- Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call......
- 1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya. Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola Jise sunkar......
- Girl: Main sita.
Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita.......
- ye hai all india radio bolta hai.
Sardar went to a radio shop and started shouting Kamino mai ne philip ka radio......
- Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi Sardar2: To kya hua Sardar1: Bewkuf......
- Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di....
- Mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child – how? Santa child –......
- i just wanna give a HUG…
()””() ()””() ( .”o o”, ) i just wanna give a HUG… ()””()”() ( ö)ö......
- OUR FRIENDSHIP
(..), ) (..), ) piggy sez ( (..),)NO . . . coz ur da best!......
- Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye, biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar......
- Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess......
- A man phoned amp asked hellois it
A man phoned & asked: Hello,is it 221714? Sardar:Hindi mein bolo. Man:DO-DO-EK-SAT CHODA? Sardar:Nahi sir,......
- Why did 18 sardars go to a
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. …...
- One tourist from usa asked to sardar
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar:......
- Waiter would u like ur cofee black
Waiter: Would u like ur cofee black? Sardar: what other colors do u have?.:-)…...
- Theres a funeral procession of sardar going
There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars......
- Once a sardar bought banaspatee teen and
once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my......
- A sardarji doctor falls in love with
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the......
- Sardar ko bus me kisi ne peeche
Sardar ko bus me kisi ne peeche se laat mari. Sardar ne pucha: Mujhe laat......
- A sardar wife were walking outside
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside When The Wife Said, “Oh Look At......
- Chota sardar 2 his father quotbaapu ethay
Chota sardar 2 his father: "Baapu ethay aa ja" His mom: "beta, baapu nu izzat......
- Khirki khuli zulfein urein socha husne
Khirki khuli.. Zulfein urein.. Socha? Husne jamal ka didar tha, par? Zulfein hatein to qismat......
- Judge3rd time u r coming to courtu
Judge:3rd Time U R Coming To Court,U Dnt Hav Shame? SANTA: You Are Coming Daily,U......
- Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON......
- Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya
Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole:......
- Once mistakenly sardar jee enters in a
Once Mistakenly Sardar jee enters in a lady bath rooms. All ladies stand up, sardar......
- Sardar cigarette hay dokanwala we dont sell
Sardar: Cigarette hay? Dokanwala: We don?t sell cigs. Next day, S: Cigrt hay? D: Kal......
- Shadi me khana khula sardar ko plate
Shadi Me Khana Khula sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne......
- Srdraj mn ne tmhari bv ko nhate
Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha! 4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,......
- Police tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: HA HA HA! Police: Kyo......
- Sardar shanti kaamwali ko bulao wife kyon
Sardar: shanti (kaamwali) ko bulao! Wife: kyon Sard@r: Dr ne bola hai k raat ko......
- Sir muhavre ka istemal karo mun
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo. “Mun Me Pani Aana” Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko......
- A parrot shits on a sardar sardar
A parrot shits on a sardar Sardar shouts angrily: CHADI nai pehenta kiya" Da parrot......
- Larki pan ki dukan par gai aur
Larki Pan ki dukan par gai aur Sardar shop keeper se boli: Vay Sardara, Aey......
- Teacher who is ur favorite writer
Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer? Sardar : Ur Daughter. Every Week She Give......
- One day sardar happened to see a
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked......
- Wife 2 sardar oo ji car ki
Wife 2 sardar: oo ji car ki speed itni kyun barha di? Sardar bola: oo......
- Judge said to sardar tum per cycle
Judge said to Sardar: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahin hua lihaza tum......
- 1st sardarim so kanjoosi want 2 go
1st sardar:im so kanjoos.I want 2 go 4 honeymoon alone& save my half money, 2nd......
- Khirki khulli zulfain bikhrien dil nay
Khirki khulli zulfain bikhrien Dil nay kaha dildar nikla Par hai ray meri phooti kismat......
- A sardarg gives spielberg a slap amp
A SardarG Gives Spielberg a Slap & Says. . . . . You Sank The......
- Air hostes to sardar aap 1 ghante
Air Hostes To Sardar: Aap 1 Ghante Me 4 Bar TOILET Gaye… R U Ok?......
- At the colege sardar watchd d notice
At The Colege Sardar Watchd D Notice Board It Reads: Invites Sugestions 4 D Modification......
- Aik sardar dosry say abay tere ko
Aik sardar dosry say abay tere ko pata hai "BHARAT" or "HINDUSTAN" main jung chir......
- India me ek ajeeb o gareeb sms hai
India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai, Bolta B hai Chalta B hai Khata B hai......
- Sardar got into a bus on 1st
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave......
- Sardar aaj gher jatay hi mein apni
Sardar: Aaj gher jatay hi mein apni biwi ki pant utaar donga. Friend: Sardar ji......
- In bttle sardar was wearing msquit t
In b?ttle sardar was wearing m?squit? ??t instead ?f b?ll?t proof jacket,why? Sardar replied: ?Jay......
- A shaikh calls to a newspaper office
A Shaikh calls to a Newspaper office & asks: Mera baap mar gia hai NEWS......
- Ik sardar bus tay baitha full
Ik sardar bus tay baitha tay bus full. Conductor: Sardar ge, tusi chatt tay bai......
- 2 sardars w3r3 crossing railway tracksth3y saw
2 sArdars w3r3 crOssinG rAilwAy trAcks.th3y sAw a trAin cOming 2wArds D3M sUdd3nly th3y b3nd......
- A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
A Sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of......
- 1st sardar to other yaar tum
1st Sardar To Other Yaar Tum Yeh Har Waqt Cheeni Hee Q Khatey Rehte Ho?......
- Sardar was driving a jeep in jungletourist
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle..! Tourist: how do u escape if a......
- A sardar as a director you have
A Sardar as a Director: You have to jump into the swiming Pool from 100......
- Srdar in a cofee house wid wifesrdarjaldi
Srdar in a Cofee House wid wifeSrdar:Jaldi Pi, Cofee thandi ho Jaegiwife: fer ki hoga?Srdar:......
- Sardar dr sahib chashma laga k mein
Sardar: Dr Sahib chashma laga k mein Akhbar parh sakoon ga?Dr: Haan, bilkul…!Sardar: Phir theek......
- In bio practical examiner tell me
In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs......
- 1 sardar sheeshay k saamne beth kr
1 sardar sheeshay k saamne beth kr study krta tha Why? Bcoz of 3 reasons:......
- Sardar english k paper me fail ho
Sardar english k paper me fail ho gaya…!;-( Due to following translations..? 1.Main aam aadmi......
- Why did 18 sardars go to a
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed...
- Policetumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police:Kion has......
- Sardar 2 doctr mujhey 1 problem hay
Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta......
- Ek sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan
Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.......
- Sardar saw a very high airtel tower
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing......
- Sardar i havent slept all night in
Sardar: I have’nt slept all night in the train. Friend: why? Sardar: Got upper berth.......
- A lady was kissing a lion inside
A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can......
- Sardar went to party and introduced his
Sardar went to Party and Introduced his Family to his Friend. I m Sardar and......
- Judge why are you arrested sardar for
Judge: why are you arrested? Sardar: for shopping early. Judge: well, that’s not a crime.......
- 3 sardar after exam 1styaar mujhey kuch
3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya......
- Srdar agr naryal k perh pe char
Srdar: Agr naryal k perh pe char jao tu kia engineering college ki larkia dikhe......
- Sardar darvaze pe gun liye khara tha
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher......
- Sardar rozana sex tablet khata friend
Sardar rozana sex tablet khata Friend: yar na teri Wife hay na Girlfrend phir Q......
- A sardar ji pulled out 6 people
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in......
- Breaking news atm gulshan e iqbal is jammed
Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . .......
- Sardarni main kapray nichor k thak gayi
Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.......
- 1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee
1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha......
- Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar
AIK ADMI KO JIN CHIMADH GYA AIK SARDAR NE DAWA KIYA KE MAIN JIN NAKAL......
- Daku sardar ke ghar mein ghusa aur
Daku, sardar ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao. Sardar: Pura......
- A sardar g was without a shirt
A sardar G was without a shirt. His friend say: ?wah sardar G, bari fit......
- Sardar frnd got tired of mobile
Sardar & Frnd got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon......
- While walking in the highlands sardar fell
While walking in the highlands Sardar fell down a deep hole. Frnd: R u ok?......
- Har taraf bikhare hai teri yaad ke
har taraF bikhare hai teri Yaad ke hi niSHaaN meri har eik cheez mein hai......
- Sardar i havent slept all nite in
Sardar I haven’t slept all nite in the train. Friend : Why Sardar: Got upper......
- One day evening a sardarji starts from
One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually.......
- Papa paisay do sardar nai hain
papa paisay do Sardar: nai hain Beta: paisa dete nai phir paida kiyo kiya? Sardar:......
- Sarar light nai to kambakhat fan chala
Sarar: Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do, Sardani: aakhir sardar he to hai......
- Doctor sardar se aap k bachay ke
Doctor Sardar se: Aap k bachay ke Taang katni paray ge. . Sardar zor se......
- Aik sardar hamesha apne mobile k sath
Aik sardar hamesha apne mobile k sath aik kenchi bhi rakhta tha.kisi ne pocha Sardar......
- Qwhy is a sardarji standing below
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his......
- Sardar got job in a telenor call
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?......
- A person to sardar agr aik hathi
A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to......
- Ek sardar apna marriage certificate ku 1
Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli,......
- Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to samny
Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to samny kele ka chilka dekh kr bola, lo g......
- Sardar angraiz se hum ne 1 aisi
Sardar angraiz se: hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hai js se insan dewar k......
- sardar larki ko chertay hoay hor
*. .Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey.? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri......
- Sardarni sardar ko doctor k pas ley
Sardarni, sardar ko doctor k pas ley kar gai. Doctor: main ney ye medicin likh......
- Master duniya gol hai sardar aap
Master: Duniya Gol hai. Sardar: Aap kehtay hain to maan laita hoon… Warna mera Abba......
- Sardar 2 friend guess how many coins
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess......
- Teacher in 1773 it was discovered that
Teacher: In 1773, It Was Discovered That Oxygen Is Must For Breathing. SARDAR: Thank GOD,......
- Srdar apna radio thek krwane shop pe
Srdar apna radio thek krwane shop pe gea Dkandar:Radio to thek hai bs mosam khrab......
- Teacher to sardar 5 janwaro k nam
Teacher to sardar: ‘5 janwaro k nam batao jo pani me rahte he?’ Sardar: ‘Fish’......
- Sardarji his wife going to city
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you......
- Achievers never expose themselves but their achievements
Achievers never expose themselves but their achievements expose them, so lets us work hard to......
- Jin sardar se kia hukam hai mere
Jin Sardar Se: Kia Hukam Hai Mere Aaqa Sardar: Koi Acha Sa Shair Sunao Jin:......
- Srdar in coffee shop wth wife srdarjldi
Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife. Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi. Wife:Fer ki......
- Sardar 2 his son puttar ja 1
Sardar 2 his son: puttar ja 1 glas pani ly k aa. Son: Sorry aba......
- 2 sardar or unki 1 behan bagair
2 Sardar Or UnKi 1 Behan Bagair Ticket Train Me Ja Rahy Thy.. TT Ne......
- Ekbar exam me question tha challenge kise
Ekbar Exam me Question tha, “Challenge kise Kehte Hai?†Sardar ne Poore Pages khali chor......
- Srdarmiss ap ne kal mujy cal kyun
Srdar:Miss ap ne kAL Mujy caL Kyun Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se? TecHeR:Mai......
- 1 sardar safar pe gaya chalte cahlte
1 Sardar safar pe gaya chalte cahlte raat ho gai us ne socha kisi ghar......
- Sardar ka pait kharab ho gya
sardar ka pait kharab ho gya doctor k pas gya logoon ki majoodgi me kuch......
- Teacher batao k chooza anday sy kysy
Teacher: Batao k Chooza anday sy kysy nikalta hy? Sardar: Miss ey gal eyni Important......
- Sardarni janu mere pait me bohat gas
Sardarni: janu Mere Pait Me Bohat Gas Hai, Sardar: O Shukr Kar Gas Hai, Petrol......
- Srdar ko myat wly ghar se mar
Srdar ko myat wly ghar se mar par gi waja? log myat k irgird baraf......
- Sardar made a call to airport asked
Sardar made a call to airport. Asked, ‘How long is the journey from Punjab to......
- Sardar ka beta 5 subjects mn fail
Sardar ka beta 5 subjects mn fail ho gya. Sardar: Hun minu Abba na boleen!......
- Math teacher to sardar how can u
Math teacher to sardar. how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally ?......
- Sarther beta to bistar kyn lagay
Sarther: Beta to bistar kyn lagay? Son: Ghr py to guest ane hn. Sarther: Kon?......
- Wife to sardar stop looking at girls
Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls you are married now. Sadar: U mean if......
- A girl sent the most expensive bird
A GIRL sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday......
- 1 sardar ko telenor main operatr ki
1 Sardar ko TELENOR main Operatr ki job mili, Pehle he din call ayi ‘Sir......
- 1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai
1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai 6 din tk malty nhi beky or sukh......
- Sardarji was standing in front of the
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked......
- Sardar to bv jaldi roti de aj
SARDAR to BV: jaldi roti de, aj 4 wajjay Kutayan di race ae, othay jana......
- Sardar oye tera wiyah ho gya
Sardar: Oye Tera wiyah ho gya? Friend: Aahoo Sardar: Kuri nal? Friend: Hor ki munde......
- Dukndar srdar se tum hr roz mobile
Dukndar srdar Se: Tum hr Roz Mobile Ka nia Battry q Lete Ho? Srdar:yara!Hr Roz......
- Premika tum to bas apne kaam me lage
Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho. Meri to koi prwah hi nhi......
- Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya … Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon......
- Teachr jo mery swal ka jwab dy
Teachr: Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti…! Srdar ne apna bag khirki......
- Ek sardar aeroplane mai pilot se headphone
Ek Sardar aeroplane mai Pilot se HeadPhone cheen raha tha… Pilot: Ye kya kr rahe......