Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,

Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:

Are u relaxing?

Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!

Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:

Are u relaxing?

Sardar Ghussay se:

No, I am Ranjeet Singh!!

Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:

Are u relaxing?

Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.

Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain.