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Sardar G:-Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya,vaise hoya ki si? Friend:-Goli lagi......
- Sardar bilding se gir gyadoctor said he
Sardar bilding se gir gyaDoctor said: He is dead,Sardar Hosh me aa k bola,Me zinda......
- Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargyasardar is
Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargya! Sardar: Is me thandi cheez thandi orGarm cheez garam......
- Race dekhte howe sardar ne dosre se
‘Race dekhte howe sardar ne dosre se pocha: Inaam kis ko milega.? 2nd: Sub se......
- Race dakhty howy ik sardar nay dosary
Race Dakhty howy ik Sardar nay Dosary say pocha Inaam kis ko mily Ga? 2nd:......
- Dost sardar se yaar aaj tumhare mobile
Dost SARDAR Se: Yaar Aaj Tumhare Mobile Par Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hain? SARDAR: Fakhar......
- Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish......
- Sardar 1 o yar me kal film
Sardar 1: o yar! Me kal film dekhne theater gaya! Wahan such much admi ko......
- Salesman sir aap cockroch k liye powder
Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya? Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar......
- By mistake sardar goes into ladies toilet
By mistake Sardar goes into Ladies toilet.. All ladies suddenly stand up. Sardar:Bas bas, Izzat......
- Sardar travelling in train tc ticket
Sardar travelling in Train… TC: Ticket dikhao… Sardar: Yeh lo… TC: Yeh to purani hai…!......
- 2 sardar wathcing match when dhoni hits
2 sardar wathcing match When dhoni hits a boundry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe......
- Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket
Sardar wins 10 crores from lottery ticket. Dealer gave 7 crores after deducting tax. Angry......
- Aik sardar apni girl friend se kehta
Aik Sardar Apni Girl Friend se kehta hay…….. Sardar: Prito ek wari i love u......
- Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki
Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki se kaha: Aap ne Pehchana muj ko? Lrki:......
- Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON......
- 1 sardar apni maa ki qameez aur
1 sardar Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehen k bazar mein ghoom......
- Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se
Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua? Han yar! Pr wo manti hi......
- Sardar larki ko chertay hoay hor soniye
Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey.? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri behan......
- Joke qatil koshish karna umar qaid ho
*JOKE* QATIL: ‘Koshish Karna Umar qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho.’ Sardar Lawyer: ‘Don’t Worry, Pori......
- sardar ki biwi maikay ja rahi
*. .Sardar ki biwi Maikay Ja Rahi thi. Sardar packing krte Hue Sochta hy: ‘Kitni......
- Sardar suhag rat ko puri koshish k
Sardar suhag rat ko puri koshish k bavjud kamyab na hua Ghuse se bv se......
- Sardars son papa tussi papa kaisy bany
Sardar’s son: Papa tussi ‘papa’ kaisy bany? Sardar: bus puttar! ‘pa’ ‘pa’ k. . .*......
- Sardar i havnt slept all nite in
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth.......
- Aik srdar jb b kapre dhone lagta
aik srdar jb b kapre dhone lagta to barish hone lag jati,ek din taiz dhoop......
- Techer translate it into english in brishjon
Techer: Translate it into English: ‘In brishjon se dosti achi nahi Faraz. Kacha tera makan......
- Sardar1 wari mai chota jeya hunda c
sardar:1 wari mai chota jeya hunda c mai minar-e-pakistan to dig gya se 2nd sardar:fir......
- Sardar o banno car ki speed itani
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break......
- Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral......
- Srdar office ko jldi bnd kr k
Srdar office ko jldi bnd kr k ghar Gya wahan usne apni bv ko boss......
- Sardar ro raha tha dost kiun rote
Sardar ro raha tha. Dost: Kiun Rote Ho? Sardar: Meri Murghi Mar Gy He, Dost:......
- Sardar begum apni shadi nu 5 saal
Sardar:- Begum apni shadi nu 5 saal ho gy, Tenu Pyar da sb tu ziada......
- Police sardr se tumhe chori karte waqt
Police sardr se: Tumhe chori karte waqt apni Bv or betiyo ka khayal nahi aya?......
- Sardar k betay ki barat thi sardar
SARDAR K betay ki Barat thi Sardar 250 afrad le k pohncha, Larki ka Baap:......
- Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom
Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain......
- Sardar servis shoes ki dukan py geya
Sardar servis shoes ki dukan py geya or bht dharalley se bola:Bari gurantee dandy oo=jutti......
- Sardar to his friend yaar bari mushkil
sardar. to his friend: yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss......
- Sardar to girlfriend darling main tum se
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend=......
- Ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi
ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam......