Ek sArdaAR Ki SockS sE Buhat bAdbo aATi tHi.
Frnd Ne PesAy diAy k New sOckS Le lO,
Sardar nEXt dAy New sOcKs pEhAn kR Aaya,
Magr bAdboO PhIr bHi aA rAhi tHi,
Frnd aSkd: AB Kyun smE|L Aa rAhi hAi?
SardaAr:Becoz pUrAni sOcKs pOckEt mE HaIN.
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