Ek kUtTaY Ki dUm kAtTi hUi tHi Ek sArdaAr Ne uSaY Rok kEr pOchA . . . . .
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- Sir what is the diffrence between
Sir ; what is the diffrence between orange and apple ? Sardar ; Colour of......
- Aik sardar ne aik bachy sy pucha
Aik Sardar ne aik bachy sy pucha k tm ko A,B,C Aaty hai tu bachy......
- 1 sardar interview k liya gaya
1 Sardar Interview K Liya Gaya, Officer: ‘Tum Kitne Bhai Behen Ho? Sardar : 9......
- Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge
Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya builder ne kaha: boht acha ho......
- Sardar to his wif kitni bar kaha
Sardar to his wif, Kitni bar kaha he shalwar mai nala dho ke dala karo......
- Gabbar sikh arey o saamba
Gabbar . Sikh: Arey O Saamba! Ye Kon LoG hain Jo Sms ka Jawab Nahi......
- Sheikh to sardar ye bakra kion zibah
sheikh to sardar: ye bakra kion zibah kar rahay ho? sardar: yar meri murghy gum......
- Once there was a meeting of all
Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for......
- Srdar ne chalnge kia k wo minar
Srdar ne Chalnge kia k wo Minar Pakstan ko sr pe utha k India ja......
- Sales man bha g machhron k liye
Sales man: bha G, machhron k liye Powder le lo. Sardar: Na bha G, machhraan......
- Once a sardar brought banaspati teen
Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift......
- Sardar exam me larki ki naqal kr
Sardar exam me larki ki naqal kr raha tha Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr......
- 4 students 1 from harvard oxford texas
4 Students 1 From HARVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 TEXAS & Sardar G From dehli......
- 2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay
2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay,, Teacher! tum d0n0 nay apne abu ka naam......
- Dukndar srdar se tum hr roz mobile
Dukndar srdar Se: Tum hr Roz Mobile Ka nia Battry q Lete Ho? Srdar:yara!Hr Roz......
- Sardar ji bhagwan mujhe dard de dukh
Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de, Dukh de, tention de, mujhe barbad kar de, mere......
- Premika tum to bas apne kaam me lage
Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho. Meri to koi prwah hi nhi......
- Sardar apni bibi k sath taxi me
Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha. Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte......
- Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya … Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon......
- Once a sardar was looking at wanted
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering Saala wanted tha......
- Teachr jo mery swal ka jwab dy
Teachr: Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti…! Srdar ne apna bag khirki......
- Ek sardar aeroplane mai pilot se headphone
Ek Sardar aeroplane mai Pilot se HeadPhone cheen raha tha… Pilot: Ye kya kr rahe......