EIK ship doob rha tha angraiz ny poocha yahaan sy zameen kitni door hai
Sardar 2 kilo mitter
angraiz ny pani mien challang laga di phir pocha kis taraf
Sardar thaaly noooooo.
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- Itni pila saqi k doob jaey mehkhana
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- Imkan baqi he doob rahi hain saanse
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- Nabz o dil to doob gaye hijr mein roty
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- Shaam hote suraj doob gaya paani mein
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- Samandar mein utarne wale doob jate hain
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- Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron
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- Phool shabnam mein doob jaate hain zakhm
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- Kitna hansta chehra kitnay dukh mein doob
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- Behar e ishq main doob k daikh kabhi jaam e mohabbat
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Sardar comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" He Writes......
- A bird was disturbing a sardar all
A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time. Finally the Sardar caught it and......
- 3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain
3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain… 1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta......
- Drk band clinic k aagy lambi line
Dr.k band clinic k aagy lambi line thi..1 sardar bar-bar line main ghusta,log osko pakar......
- A sardar was drying some fruits in
A sardar was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them Some1 asked......
- Why did sardar cut the sides of
Why did sardar cut the sides of medicine think think think tO avoid side effects…...
- 2 sardar apas ma bat kar rahe
2 Sardar Apas Ma Bat Kar Rahe The Pehla Sardr Yar Ye Mohabat Aur Pyar......
- Ek sardar dusre sequotzara car se bahar
Ek sardar dusre se"zara car se bahar dekhna k indicators r working or nt" dusra......
- Son to sardar quotpapa 55 kitnay
Son to Sardar: "papa 5+5 kitnay hotay hain?" . SARDAR: "ullu de pathay, nalaiq, ediot,......
- Ek sardar blood k bare mein book
Ek sardar BLOOD K bare mein book padh raha tha. Wife ne poocha aaj ye......
- Ay chori apun tere sath sms ka
Ay-chori . . . . Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Karne Ka Hai......
- Teacher ek aisa sentense batao jis
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH......
- Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche
Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Sardar te sussu karta.......
- English manhumare america mein war ho gaya
English Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai Sardar jee:Humare India mein to roz hi......
- Sardarni to sardarpublic ny apko kyu mara
Sardarni to sardar:public ny apko kyu mara? Sardar:darling.. Jeweller ki dukan the,meiny sales girl ko......
- Yoon khaali palkein jhuka dene se neend
Yoon Khaali Palkei’n Jhuka Dene Se Neend Nahi Aati Sotey Wohi Log Hyb Jin k......
- Ek sardar ki khoob pitaayi hui
Ek Sardar Ki Khoob Pitaayi Hui… Birthday Party Mein Muft Ka Khana Khatay Huye Pakrra......
- Wifeplease bike taze na chalao mujhey dar
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar......
- Sardar come to school with one black
Sardar come to school with one black and one white shoes.. Sir: go home and......
- Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar
AIK ADMI KO JIN CHIMADH GYA AIK SARDAR NE DAWA KIYA KE MAIN JIN NAKAL......
- 1 srdar jahaz may baitha tha pilot
1 srdar jahaz may baitha tha pilot ny jahaz ko orany k lye agy sy......
- Master duniya gol hai sardar aap
Master: Duniya Gol hai. Sardar: Aap kehtay hain to maan laita hoon… Warna mera Abba......
- Sardar g to others did anyone lose
Sardar G to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said,......
- Frnd to sardar ji kya bat
Frnd to sardar sardar ji kya bat hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls Aa......
- Sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se
sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra.. Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe......
- Sardar kafi deir se apna nikka nama
Sardar Kafi Deir Se Apna Nikka Nama Deikh Raha Tha, K Bevi Ne Tang Aa......
- Bhikaari sardar se mujhe khanay ko
Bhikaari sardar se: Mujhe khanay ko kuchh mil sakta hai Sardar: Kal ka saalan kha......
- Doctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy
Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana sirf 1 roti khaya karo, Sardar:......
- Pehla sardar agar aik hathi sui ke
Pehla sardar; agar aik hathi sui ke suraakh se guzerne ki koshish ker raha ho......
- Sardar batao aisa kiya karen k saanp
Sardar: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?......
- Sardar frnd sy aaj raat main nahi
Sardar Frnd Sy Aaj Raat Main Nahi Soun Ga. Frnd: Kyn? Sarther: Khwaab Mein Pathan......
- 1 pattan cinema hall mein cold drink
1 Pattan cinema hall mein cold drink ki bottle ley k betha tha. kabhi 15......
- Sardar office ja rha tha biwi
SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: ‘See U In The Evening.’ SARDAR......
- Pathan batao aisa kia karein k saanp
Pathan: Batao Aisa kia karein k Saanp B Marr Jaye or Laathi B Na Totay?......