Driver: Sardar ji petrol muk geya aey gadi aggey nai ja sakdi…!
Sardar ji: ohhoho! Chalo koi gal nai wapas morr lo…. ;->
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SARDAR: tum ne muje dhoka dya hai! DUKANDAR: Nai mene apko asli radio dya hai!......
- Sardar mere bache hun ge to
Sardar: Mere bache hun ge to 1 ko karachi aur ko Lahore chor aaunga 2Admi:woh......
- Sardar amrud bech rha tha
Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud......
- Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap
Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne party mein red tie pehan k ana......
- Sardar ne pent dho k parosan ki
Sardar ne “pent†dho k parosan ki Shalwar k pas sukhne k liye dal di......
- A sardar saw a beautiful girlhe went
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r......
- Sardar was helping his son in filling
Sardar was helping his son in filling Admission Form. SON: Papa ye ‘Mother Tongue’ wale......