Driver ne car chalate chalate achanak rok li to sardar jo peeche behte hove the bole: Car q rok di?
Driver: Aage boht bara gadhaa hai.
Sardar: Bewaqoof! Haaran kis lye hai!
Haaran baja. . . . . ;->…
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- Sardar police station aya or bola mje
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- Sardar1 wari mai chota jeya hunda c
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- Sardar o banno car ki speed itani
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- Sardar ny bank sy loan le kar
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- Aik sardar chalty train par chur gia
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- Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki
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- Ardar was asked to explan in englsh
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- Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom
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- Sardar oye tera wiyah ho gya
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- Sardar karri kha raha tha ek
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