Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died.
Take a wild guess,
what did he say…?
!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!
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- Teacher hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya
Teacher: Hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya me doosron ki khidmat karne aaye hn. sardar......
- Principal during his speech meri dictionary
Principal during his speech: Meri dictionary mein ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ ka word nahi.. Sardar uth k bola:......
- Master oy me tenu kuty te mazmoon
MASTER: Oy me Tenu KUTY te Mazmoon likhan nu kya c, likh k q nai......
- A sardar ji pulled out 6 people
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people form a burning house …. still he was......
- Grammar teachr 2 sardr jamila rozana
Grammar teachr 2 Sardr: ‘jamila rozana larkon se milti he’ Batao is jumley mein jamila......
- Sardar so raha tha k us ko
Sardar so raha tha k us ko ek machar ne kat liya, sari rat us......
- Dr aapkey 3 daant kesey toot gaye
Dr: Aapkey 3 daant kesey Toot gaye? sardar: Ji wo Wife ney Karak Roti banai......
- 1 sardar ko job mili 1st day
1′ sardar’ KO JOB MILI. 1st day us ne Computer pr 11 ghntay guzary. Boss(khushi......
- Accountant this painting is 500 years and
Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you......
- Sardar agr operation mei meri mout
Sardar: Agr Operation Mei Meri Mout Ho Jaye To Operation Krny Waly Doctr Sy Shadi......
- Panjabi uk gya airport officer ne name
Panjabi UK gya, Airport officer ne name pucha, Panjabi: ‘Umer Draz Bhatti’ Officer: English may......
- 1 srdar pco gaya or jate hi
1 Srdar P.C.O Gaya or jate hi shopkeeper ko 3 thappar maray! Guess? Q mare?......
- Techrjo mre swal ka jwab dega wo
Techr:jo mre swal ka jwab dega wo ghr ja skta hy sardar ne apna bsta......
- 1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai
1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai 6 din tk malty nhi beky or sukh......
- Sardarji was standing in front of the
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked......
- Sardar to bv jaldi roti de aj
SARDAR to BV: jaldi roti de, aj 4 wajjay Kutayan di race ae, othay jana......
- Sardar office ja rha tha biwi
SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: ‘See U In The Evening.’ SARDAR......
- Pathan batao aisa kia karein k saanp
Pathan: Batao Aisa kia karein k Saanp B Marr Jaye or Laathi B Na Totay?......
- Maths teacher to a brilliant sardar aap
MATHS Teacher to a brilliant sardar: Aap 8 apples ko 6 logon mai barabar kesy......
- Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare
Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper......
- A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang......
- A sardar saw a board on which
A sardar saw a board on which it was written ‘ padhne wala stupid’. Sardar......
- Ek sardar ne ek bachy se pucha
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy......
- Sardar prito ek wari i love you
Sardar: Prito ‘Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day’ Prito: ‘Nahi Sharam Andi Ey’ Sardar:......
- Do sardar ja rahah hote hain k
Do sardar ja rahah hote hain, k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti......
- 1 sardar bus main betha us
1 sardar bus main betha us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia sardar dar gia......