Best funny Qutetion written on a Sardar’z shop:
‘Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki umar k logon ko diya jayega,
wo b unkay waliden se pooch kar.’
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- A lady was kissing a lion inside
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- Sardar sister k 7 park mey betha
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- Daku sardar ke ghar mein ghusa aur
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- While walking in the highlands sardar fell
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- Har taraf bikhare hai teri yaad ke
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- Sardar i havent slept all nite in
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- One day evening a sardarji starts from
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- Papa paisay do sardar nai hain
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- Sarar light nai to kambakhat fan chala
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- A person to sardar agr aik hathi
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- Ek sardar apna marriage certificate ku 1
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- Boy ap muje apni beti ka hath
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- Gabbar sikh arey o saamba
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