?ardar writes 2 ?ill gates abt PC and windows problems:
1.My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE
2.I find only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER. I need that as i own Vespa Scooter
3.I see MS OFFICE but i need MS HOME, as i use pc @ home
4.Finaly,hw is that ur name is Gates but u r ?elling WINDOWS…
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- Wife to sardar stop looking at girls
Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls you are married now. Sadar: U mean if......
- A girl sent the most expensive bird
A GIRL sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday......
- 1 sardar ko telenor main operatr ki
1 Sardar ko TELENOR main Operatr ki job mili, Pehle he din call ayi ‘Sir......
- Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese
Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni........
- Teacher ek aisa sentence batao jis mein
TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use......
- Sardar kal mary papa kunwen me gir
Sardar :kal mary papa kunwen me gir gaye,boht chila rhy thy. Dost:ab kasy hain wo?......
- Once there was a meeting of all
Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for......
- Sardar sheeshey k saamne beth kr study
Sardar sheeshey k saamne beth kr study krta tha whY ? BCoz of 3 reasons:......
- Sardar was helping his son in filling
Sardar was helping his son in filling Admission Form. SON: Papa ye ‘Mother Tongue’ wale......
- Sardar to pia officer menu lhr dubai
sardar to PIA officer menu lhr dubai jana hai,PIA officer there is no any berth.......
- Sardar exam me larki ki naqal kr
Sardar exam me larki ki naqal kr raha tha Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr......
- 4 students 1 from harvard oxford texas
4 Students 1 From HARVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 TEXAS & Sardar G From dehli......
- 2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay
2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay,, Teacher! tum d0n0 nay apne abu ka naam......
- Sardar ji bhagwan mujhe dard de dukh
Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de, Dukh de, tention de, mujhe barbad kar de, mere......
- Sardar apni bibi k sath taxi me
Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha. Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte......
- Once a sardar was looking at wanted
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering Saala wanted tha......