Aik engraiz nay pind main ailan karwana tha. Us ko translater nahin mil raha tha. Atlast us ko aik sardar mil gaya. Ab engraiz ailan kar raha tha aur sardar translate ker raha tha. Engraiz says o people. Sardar translate o pan yako. It is announced hardly. Bund paar ailan kitta janda aiy. If someone interfere. Kisi nay pan yaki karan di koshish kiti. He will punished elephantly. Auno hathi day lan nal ban dita jai ga. Thats it. Lan tay charo….
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- Sardar ka parosi mar gaya wo uske
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- 2 sardar or unki 1 behan bagair
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- Sardar bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena
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- Sardar sitting with sister in park building
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- Ekbar exam me question tha challenge kise
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- Srdarmiss ap ne kal mujy cal kyun
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- 1 sardar safar pe gaya chalte cahlte
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- Sardar 1 ghar k neechay khara su su
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- Sardar class me hans raha tha eik
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- Teacher hmesha yaad rkho hum is dunya
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- Principal during his speech meri dictionary
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- Master oy me tenu kuty te mazmoon
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- A sardar ji pulled out 6 people
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- Grammar teachr 2 sardr jamila rozana
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- Sardar so raha tha k us ko
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- Dr aapkey 3 daant kesey toot gaye
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- 1 sardar ko job mili 1st day
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- A donkey kicked sardar ran away
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- Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye doctor
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- Sardar ko beti k kamre se cigarette
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