Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya?
Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte.
Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick maangay ga..:p
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- 1 sardar rail ki patri par so
1 sardar Rail ki patri par so raha tha, ADMI : utho kya kar rahy......
- Sardar bhagwaan ge kal mera priz
Sardar; Bhagwaan Ge Kal Mera Priz Bond Na Niklya Te Mian Tenu Toor Dena E.......
- 1 sardar or american siri paye kha
1 SARDAR or American Siri paye kha rahe thay. American k hath me bakray ki......
- Sardar saw a very high airtel tower
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing......
- Asrdar yar aj mujy ajeeb msg aya
ASrdar: Yar aj mujy ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gya.. 2nd Srdar:......
- Girl janu ji tussi mere waste aasman
Girl: ‘janu ji tussi mere waste aasman to CHAN tor k leya sakde ho? .......
- Srdar office ko jldi bnd kr k
Srdar office ko jldi bnd kr k ghar Gya wahan usne apni bv ko boss......
- Sardar ro raha tha dost kiun rote
Sardar ro raha tha. Dost: Kiun Rote Ho? Sardar: Meri Murghi Mar Gy He, Dost:......
- Sardar begum apni shadi nu 5 saal
Sardar:- Begum apni shadi nu 5 saal ho gy, Tenu Pyar da sb tu ziada......
- Police sardr se tumhe chori karte waqt
Police sardr se: Tumhe chori karte waqt apni Bv or betiyo ka khayal nahi aya?......
- Teacher batao k chooza anday sy kysy
Teacher: Batao k Chooza anday sy kysy nikalta hy? Sardar: Miss ey gal eyni Important......
- Sardarni janu mere pait me bohat gas
Sardarni: janu Mere Pait Me Bohat Gas Hai, Sardar: O Shukr Kar Gas Hai, Petrol......
- Srdar ko myat wly ghar se mar
Srdar ko myat wly ghar se mar par gi waja? log myat k irgird baraf......
- Sardar made a call to airport asked
Sardar made a call to airport. Asked, ‘How long is the journey from Punjab to......
- Sardar ka beta 5 subjects mn fail
Sardar ka beta 5 subjects mn fail ho gya. Sardar: Hun minu Abba na boleen!......
- Math teacher to sardar how can u
Math teacher to sardar. how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally ?......
- Sarther beta to bistar kyn lagay
Sarther: Beta to bistar kyn lagay? Son: Ghr py to guest ane hn. Sarther: Kon?......
- Wife to sardar stop looking at girls
Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls you are married now. Sadar: U mean if......
- Sardar in train tt ticket dikhao
Sardar in Train T.T: ‘Ticket dikhao.’ Sardar: ‘Ha Ha, Ae ley’ T.T: Ye to purani......
- Sardar ki biwi main kapray nichor k
Sardar ki Biwi: ‘Main Kapray Nichor Nichor k thak Gai hun Tm mujhe ek Spinner......
- India mein sardar k janazey py sardarni
India mein Sardar k janazey py sardarni rotay huvy: . . . . . Ve......
- 1st sardar o yara bike q tez
1st sardar, O yara bike q tez kar di? 2nd sardar, break fail ho gayi......
- A friend asks sardar how was ur
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt......
- Sardarne ak khob sorat larki ko parpoz
Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki Ko Parpoz Kiya- ‘Aap Mujh S Shadi Karo Gi?’ Larki......
- Teacher taj mahal kisne banaya tha
Teacher TAJ MAHAL Kisne Banaya Tha? Sardar:- Ji, KARIGAR Ne. Teacher:- Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya......
- 1st sardar yar ya sun rat ko
1st Sardar yar ya sun rat ko kidr chala jata ha 2nd Sardar: pata nei......
- Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull
Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar:......
- Sardar servis shoes ki dukan py geya
Sardar servis shoes ki dukan py geya or bht dharalley se bola:Bari gurantee dandy oo=jutti......
- Sardar to his friend yaar bari mushkil
sardar. to his friend: yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss......
- Sardar to girlfriend darling main tum se
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend=......
- Ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi
ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam......