A Shaikh calls to a Newspaper office & asks:

Mera baap mar gia hai NEWS lagwani hai, charges kia hongay?

Np:Rs50per word.

Shaikh: Oh yeto boht hi Zada hen…Acha likho

"Shaikh Razaq died"

Np:Sir it should b minimum5words

Shaikh:O’ho zara sochne do…

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Acha likho

"Razaq died-Suzuki for sale"…