A Shaikh calls to a Newspaper office & asks:
Mera baap mar gia hai NEWS lagwani hai, charges kia hongay?
Np:Rs50per word.
Shaikh: Oh yeto boht hi Zada hen…Acha likho
"Shaikh Razaq died"
Np:Sir it should b minimum5words
Shaikh:O’ho zara sochne do…
.
.
Acha likho
"Razaq died-Suzuki for sale"…
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