A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
š Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
?Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain?
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- Aik sardar fotgi pe gia or foran
Aik sardar fotgi pe gia or foran wapis aa gia. 2nd Sardar: Yar tu enni......
- Eik ship doob rha tha angraiz ny
EIK ship doob rha tha angraiz ny poocha yahaan sy zameen kitni door hai Sardar......
- Sardar behan k sath park mein bench
Sardar behan k sath park mein bench par baitha tha kissi nay samnay wali building......
- Ustaad sardar se bitao pine apple
Ustaad sardar se ; bitao pine apple aur coconut ke tree mein kia farak hai,......
- Sardar ka padrosi mr gya wo usky
Sardar ka Padrosi Mr Gya: Wo Usky Ghr Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?......
- Aik sarther europe gia waha us ko
Aik Sarther Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Nyu Roka Aur Investigation Start Kr Di......
- Sardarni janu mere pait wich bohat
Sardarni: janu Mere Pait wich Bohat Gas J sardar: Oh Shukr Kar Gas A, Petrol......
- Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese
Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni........
- Teacher ek aisa sentence batao jis mein
TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use......
- Sardar kal mary papa kunwen me gir
Sardar :kal mary papa kunwen me gir gaye,boht chila rhy thy. Dost:ab kasy hain wo?......
- Once there was a meeting of all
Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for......
- Sardar sheeshey k saamne beth kr study
Sardar sheeshey k saamne beth kr study krta tha whY ? BCoz of 3 reasons:......
- Sardar was helping his son in filling
Sardar was helping his son in filling Admission Form. SON: Papa ye ‘Mother Tongue’ wale......
- Sardar to pia officer menu lhr dubai
sardar to PIA officer menu lhr dubai jana hai,PIA officer there is no any berth.......
- Ek sardar cold drinks ki dukan pe
Ek Sardar Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Or Dukandar Se Bola ! Aik Pepsi......
- Sardar apni behan pinki k ghar gaya
Sardar apni behan pinki k ghar gaya or bell di ander sy.. Pinki boli :......
- A beautiful lady was kissing a lion
A beautiful lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked:......
- Sardar ji bhagwan mujhe dard de dukh
Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de, Dukh de, tention de, mujhe barbad kar de, mere......
- Sardar apni bibi k sath taxi me
Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha. Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte......
- Once a sardar was looking at wanted
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering Saala wanted tha......