A SardarG Gives Spielberg a Slap & Says. . . . .
You Sank The Titanic Idiot. . . My ForeFathers Were On That Ship. . . . . . ;->
If Not Askd To Lend Money.. ;->…
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- TEACHAR AND SARDAR
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- They’re there for those who don’t drink.
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- Papa paisay do sardar nai hain
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- Aik sardar hamesha apne mobile k sath
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- Qwhy is a sardarji standing below
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- A sardar ji pulled out 6 people
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house? still he was in......
- Sardar got job in a telenor call
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?......
- A sardar looking at sky asks another
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon?......
- A person to sardar agr aik hathi
A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to......
- Sardar kal menu 9 admian ne kutia
Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia. Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita. Sardar: main......
- Ek sardar apna marriage certificate ku 1
Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli,......
- Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to samny
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- 1 sardar ko jazz mein operatr
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- Sardar meri biwi itna mzaq krti ha
Sardar! Meri Biwi itna mzaq krti ha k kya bataon Dost:kya mzaq krti ha? Sardar!......
- Srdar di wife raat kafi ho gai
Srdar di wife: Raat kafi ho gai hai pr srdar ji nhi aye, zror kisi......
- Frnd to sardar ji kya
Frnd to sardar : sardar ji kya bat hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls......
- 4 sardaron ne mil k petrol pump
4 Sardaron ne mil k petrol pump khola. 1 B customer nahi Q? Petrol pump......
- Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi
Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha......
- Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein
Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein 1board nazar aaya likha tha ‘PARHNE WALA GADHA’......
- Ek sardar ji ka electric engineer ki
Ek sardar ji ka Electric Engineer ki post k liye interview tha. Interviewer: Electric motor......
- teacher tmhary abu ka kya
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- Ek sardar hospital k bahr ro raha
Ek sardar hospital k bahr ro raha tha. Kisi ne pocha k kiyun ro rahay......
- Boy ap muje apni beti ka hath
Boy.. ap muje apni beti ka hath de de main ap ko uss ke wazn......
- 1 sardar rail ki patri par so
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- Sardar ki behan bhag gaye 3 din
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- Sardar tmko shrm nhi ati tera bap
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- Sardar on phone doctor my wife is
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is......
- News headline indian athlete lost gold medal
News Headline: Indian Athlete Lost Gold Medal In Long Jump . . Sardar Reading Newspaper,......
- Sardar shirt utar k ghar bahir khara
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- Sardar 1 ghar k neechay khara su su
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- Sardar class me hans raha tha eik
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- Srdar preeto ek waari i love u
Srdar: preeto ek waari I LOVE U’ keh dey. Preeto:Nai keh skdi. Srdar: sirf ek......
- Sardar duniya ka sub se purana janwar
Sardar: duniya ka sub se purana janwar konsa hai. Pathan: Zebra. Sardar: wo kese? Pathan:......
- 1 sardar ne ksi ko fone kia
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- Sardardr ap ne kaha ta k suba
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- Sarder changed all of his passwords to
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Sardar: Interveo deny gaia, Officer: Tmhari talem keia, Sardar: L . L . K .......
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Bhikaari sardar se: Mujhe khanay ko kuchh mil sakta hai Sardar: Kal ka saalan kha......
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