BATAO
Kaha’n Milo Gy ap?
Apko IK PHOOL Dena hy
ap Sy IK E’had Lena hy
apko Emaan Kehna hy
apko
DIL
DHA’RKAN
JAAN Kehna hy
Jo Juda Karnay Ki he’n
Saazishe’n
Unhe’n Bejaan Karna hy
Haa’n
ap Sy Bahut Kuch Kehna hy
Batao!
Kya Mohabbat me IK
PHOOL
Bohat ho Ga?
Ya Phir
ap
CHAND Mango Gy
Ya Meri Jaan Mango Gy
Kya Hamesha Ka ap
Sath Mango Gy?
Ya Phir
HIJ’R Ka Azab Mango Gy
Batao!
Kaha’n Milo Gy ap
apko IK PHOOL
Dena hy….!…
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Teacher: ‘Jawani aur Burhape main fark batao?’ Student: ‘Jawani main mobile main HASEENO k number......
- Teacher batao k quick quicker quickest forms
Teacher: Batao k quick, quicker quickest forms ko urdu mein kese kahen ge? Student: Bhaag,......
- Teacher batao cold drink nuqsan deti hai
Teacher: Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida? Student: Agr Koi Pila de To......
- kya apko
.-”-. ( ‘;’ ) (,,)(,,) Kya Apko Meri Y?D A Rhi Hy Nhi .-”-. (‘)(......
- Aa bhi jao ke hum apko yaad
Aa Bhi Jao Ke Hum Apko Yaad Karte Hai, Aap Ki Yaadon Se Hi Apni......
- Eid mubarak ho apko eid
Eid mubarak ho apko EID MUBARAK ho Aapko, Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,......
- Mai ne chaha k apko eid pe
mai ne chaha k apko EID pe kuch pesh karoo. jis mai tabinda sitaro ki......
- Qjb apko koi na dekh rha ho
Q:Jb Apko Koi Na Dekh Rha Ho Or Ap Naak Me Ungli Dal Rahe Hon......
- Kya apko sms mil rhe hain na
kya apko sms mil rhe hain na or inbox m hi save ho rhe hain......
- Agr koi apko sms ya miscalls de
Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu Uska Number......
- Ham ne ap ko sirf apko
Ham ne Ap ko . . Sirf Apko . . Ary Apko . . Sachi......
- Me ajj apko 1 bat kehne jah
Me AjJ ApkO 1 Bat Kehne JaH RahA HooN Direct Kahoon ! chlo Direct Keh......
- se apko SMS# 375240
.++._.++. ‘-._ _.-‘ Se ‘+’ Apko Salam’E’subh G* ___O* _______O* ___________D* _______________M* _________________O* _______________R* ___________N*......
- apko SMS kiya karenge
Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya......
- Salam apko aur ap k ghr walon
Salam Apko aur ap k ghr walon ko meri tarf “EIDI” Bejni chahiye thi Mgr......
- Khuda kry k 2008 apko ras a
KHUDA kry k 2008 apko RAS a jy, ap jisy CHAHENY vo ap k PAS......
- Kya apko pta hy dunia k sare
Kya Apko Pta HY DunIa K Sare Kutte Kis Insan Se Drte The? Nai Pta?......
- Allah apko ghark kry
ALLAH Apko GhArk kry. ?~?~?~? ~?~?~? ?~?~?~? . . , . . , Khushyo k......
- Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk
Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez......
- B careful 1unkown no se apko sms
B careful! 1Unkown No Se Apko sms Aa Sakta Hy Jis Se Screen Pe Meri......
- Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki
Is Kader Hum Apko Chahte Hai Ki, Duniya Wale Dekhkar Jal Jate Hai. Yu To......
- Jab bhi apko koi gum sataye aise
Jab Bhi Apko Koi Gum Sataye Koi Aise Baat Jo Dil Ko Naa Bhaye Aankhein......
- Jab se aapko paya hai tab apko
Jab Se Aapko Paya Hai Tab Se Apko Chate Hain, Aapki Chahat Ko Pakar Aisa......
- Yu to apko roj yad kiya karte
YU TO APKO ROJ YAD KIYA KARTE HAI, MAN HI MAN ME APKO DEKH LIYA......
- Answers me be honestly 1 apko
Answers me be Honestly’ 1: Apko sub se ziada sms send krne waley ka naam?......
- Agr koi apko dopeher 3 bje kahe
Agr koi apko dopeher 3 bje kahe ‘GUD NIGHT’ ya shaam ko kahe ‘GUD MORNING’......
- Dil ki gehraiyo me rakhte he apko
Dil Ki Gehraiyo Me Rakhte He Apko Har Dum Palko Pe Bithate He Apko Dil......
- titli apko kehny
,.-.-.-._’/’_.-.-.-., ”-.,-.’:{}:’.-,.-” ‘-..-‘/’-..-‘ Titli apko! kehny ayi hy. ‘GUD NiGHT’ kyun k isy ‘PHOOL’ bohat......
- Funny question me apko kis name
Funny Question? Me Apko Kis Name Se Pukaron, Ek Number Choose Karen Phr Usi Name......
- Agr apko raat ko neend na ati
Agr apko raat ko neend na ati ho tu aik aik ankh main thori si......
- Sorry kuch din se apko sms nahi
Sorry kuch din se apko SMS nahi ker saka Drasal POLICE ne pakar lia tha......
- Hum apko kb ache lgty hn
Hum ApKo Kb Ache Lgty Hn . 1)Gusy Main, 2)boltey 3)Hansty 4)Lartey 5)Rotay 6)shrarat Krty......
- Selct any 2 col0urx jo apko bht
Sel€ct any 2 col0urX jo apko bht pa$ånd he.Apki fitrat or soch pta chAlegi k......
- Agr mai apko sms bhejun to iska
Agr mai apko sms bhejun to iska mtlab ye nhi k ap b mje sms......
- Mai dua karti hu k allah apko
Mai Dua Karti Hu K ALLAH Apko Muskan Aman Khushi Waqar Tehzeeb Shaan Shoukat Sabar......
- Apko kis lamhy ka bht shidat se
Apko kis lamhy ka bht shidat se intezar hai? 141, 142, 143, 144, 145, 146,......
- Aisi kiya dua don apko jo ap
Aisi kiya dua don apko, Jo ap k labon pe tabassum k phool khila de,......
- Dil me apko yaad krte hr roz
Dil Me Apko Yaad Krte hr Roz Naya sMs Kiya Krte He Jante He Ap......
- Jabse apko jana hai jab se
‘jabse apko jana hai, Jab se apko paya hai, Her dua me apka naam aya......
- Agr koi apko dopehar 4 bje kahe
Agr koi apko Dopehar 4 bje kahe ‘GUD NIGHT’ ya shaam ko kahe ‘GUD MORNING’......
- Selct any 1 colours jo apko bht
Selct any 1 colours jo apko bht pasnd ho.apki fitrat or soch pta chalegi k......
- Hum apko is eid par mobile phone
Hum Apko is eid par MOBILE PHONE Gift Krna Chahtay Hain . . . .......
- Pal bar ki b tanhai apko nasib
Pal bar Ki B Tanhai Apko Nasib Na Ho, Koi B Gham Kbhi Ap k......
- Us dost ki izat kro jo apko
Us dost ki izat kro Jo apko,, apny masroof wqt men sy waqt dy,, Lekin,,......
- Dil me uska name likhen jo apko
dil me uska name likhen jo apko pasand ho ,;*’*;,;*’*;, *;, ,;* ‘ *;,;*’ Is......