ACHA BATAO?
RAATON KO UTHATA HAI
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- Bohot khubsorat hain aankhein teri raaton
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Ujli Ujli Raaton Mein Kuch Yaadon Ke Badal Ghir Aaye Hai, Dur Kahin Tere Naam......
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