Mammalia, n.pl. A family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle. ~Ambrose Bierce
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Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. ~Plato...
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Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without......
- Animals have these advantages over man they
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All The Animals In My Neighborhood Apparently Agree Sanity, If It Was Ever Mine, Has......
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In Treating Animals And Birds As Machines They Create Factory Farms. The Colon Bacteria From......
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F= Forever With His Family A= Always There For You No Matter What T= The......
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F= Forever With His Family A= Always There For You No Matter What T= The......
- If a man spends on his family
If a man spends on his family sincerely for Allah’s sake then it is a......
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- Why pay money to have your family
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- M : For making all the family happy.
M : For making all the family happy. O : For offering them all her......
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The Husband is the Head of the Family, But Wife is the Neck of the......
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- You can kiss your family frnds
You can kiss Your “Family & Frnds” good-bye And Put miles b/w You, But at......
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Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas… fly kites! Get......
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My Family Means The World To Me Three Children I Have All Showered In Diversity......
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In time of test, family is best. ~Burmese Proverb...
- Rejoice with your family in the beautiful
Rejoice with your family in the beautiful land of life! ~Albert Einstein...
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The family is a haven in a heartless world. ~Attributed to Christopher Lasch...
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Family is just accident…. They don’t mean to get on your nerves. They don’t even......
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The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us to become our......
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Friends are family you choose for yourself. ~Author Unknown...
- Present your family and friends with their
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- And thats the wonderful thing about family
And that’s the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will......
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A memon family receivd the coffin of their dead mom from U.S. Sent by a......
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Aapki Aur Aapki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Daawat Hai… Ammi To Mana......
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A Memon Family rcvd da coffin of their Dead Father 4m U.S.A letter on top......
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Dubai Chalo !! A Family In Southern India Was Puzzled When The Coffin Of Their......
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A Family At War Harsh Words Venomously Said For Effect The Impetuousness Of A Hotspur......
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Family faces are magical mirrors Looking at the people who belong to us, We see......
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Family life is full of major and minor crises – the ups and downs of......
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love is your family love is a song love is inside you love is what......
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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with......
- To us family means putting your arms
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The great gift of family life is to be intimately acquainted with people you might......
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Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the......
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Aslam-O-Alaikum To Friends N Family Members Shab-e-Barat Is To B Arrived Soon Our Future Of......
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One of the misfortunes of our time is that in getting rid of false shame,......
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Our democratic capitalist society has converted Eros into an employee of Mammon. ~Octavio Paz...
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a......
- Are right and wrong convertible terms dependant
Are right and wrong convertible terms, dependant upon popular opinion? ~William Lloyd Garrison...
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- There is no hope for a civilization
There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of......
- The time is ripe and rotten ripe for
The time is ripe, and rotten-ripe, for change. ~Lowell...
- The danger of the past was that
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- When people go to work they shouldnt
When people go to work, they shouldn’t have to leave their hearts at home. ~Betty......
- Widespread caffeine use explains a lot about
Widespread caffeine use explains a lot about the twentieth century. ~Greg Egan, "Distress"...
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The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. ~Omar Bradley...
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- Most people are willing to pay more
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Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense. ~Gertrude......
- You taught me to be nice so
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- Unhappy is a people that has run
Unhappy is a people that has run out of words to describe what is going......
- Fame is proof that the people are
Fame is proof that the people are gullible. ~Ralph Waldo EmersonPMB...
- I believe that one of the great
I believe that one of the great problems for us as individuals is the depression......
- So long as all the increased wealth
So long as all the increased wealth which modern progress brings goes but to build......
- The world is so dreadfully managed one
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- Failure seems to be regarded as the
Failure seems to be regarded as the one unpardonable crime, success as the all-redeeming virtue,......
- What they sell to the masses are
What they sell to the masses are the chains you must break if you are......
- The tragedy of it is that nobody
The tragedy of it is that nobody sees the look of desperation on my face. ......
- Armaments universal debt and planned obsolescence
Armaments, universal debt and planned obsolescence – those are the three pillars of Western prosperity. ......
- People havent time to learn anything they
People haven’t time to learn anything. They buy things ready-made in stores. But since there......
- I never expected to see the day
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places......
- Society is always engaged in a vast
Society is always engaged in a vast conspiracy to preserve itself – at the expense......
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- If living conditions dont stop improving in
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- The devil seldom leads people astray anymore
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- It is one of the maladies our
It is one of the maladies of our age to profess a frenzied allegiance to......
- History assures us that civilizations decay quite
[H]istory assures us that civilizations decay quite leisurely. ~Will and Ariel Durant, Lessons of HistorySH...
- Society is now one polishd horde formed
Society is now one polish’d horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores and Bored.......
- Information should be used as food for
Information should be used as food for thought, not poison to the soul. ~Shellie R.......
- The things that are wrong with the
The things that are wrong with the country today are the sum total of all......
- Punishment is now unfashionable because it creates
Punishment is now unfashionable… because it creates moral distinctions among men, which, to the democratic......
- It is not that artistic power has
It is not that artistic power has left the world but that a more rapid......
- The three horrors of modern life
The three horrors of modern life – talk without meaning, desire without love, work without......
- Most of our diversions do not so
Most of our diversions do not so much delay death as accustom us to it. ......
- Once the xerox copier was invented private
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- In nature there are neither rewards nor
In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are consequences. ~Robert Greene Ingersoll, "The......
- The object of life is not to
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but......
- Weve taken the world apart but we
We’ve taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the......
- Noise crowding pollution and the sheer rush
Noise, crowding, pollution, and the sheer rush of our complex, modern society are rapidly becoming......
- The public is hedged about by so
The public is hedged about by so many goddam bookkeepers that no time is left......
- I am not quite sure what the
I am not quite sure what the advantage is in having a few more dollars......
- We have smothered ourselves buried in the
We have smothered ourselves, buried ourselves, in the vast heap of information which all of......
- If some people got their rights they
If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs. ......
- Society honors its living conformists and dead
Society honors its living conformists and its dead troublemakers. ~Mignon McLaughlin...
- Any society that needs disclaimers has too
Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers. ~Erik Pepke...
- The human races prospects of survival were
The human race’s prospects of survival were considerably better when we were defenceless against tigers......
- You make me sick are offered meat
You make me sick! You are offered meat and you choose a banana-split-with-nuts. ~Martin H.......
- American youth attributes much more importance to
American youth attributes much more importance to arriving at driver’s-license age than at voting age. ......
- You can find your way across this
You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator......
- No matter what happens somebody will find
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. ~Dave......
- Its difficult to view the world outside
It’s difficult to view the world outside our human context. Staying alive and paying the......
- My meaningless office job they pay me
My meaningless office job: they pay me for my body and mind, but my heart......
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Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when......
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There comes a time when a woman needs to stop thinking about her looks and......
- In the lifetime of one person we
In the lifetime of one person, we went from figuring out where we came from......
- Death is losing its terror it the
Death is losing its terror. It is the emergency exit for a world that is......
- Somehow among all our use of antibiotic
Somehow among all our use of antibiotic medicine and antibacterial soap our souls are becoming......
- Science is now the craft of manipulation
Science is now the craft of the manipulation, substitution and deflection of the forces of......
- When gandhi was asked what he thought
When Gandhi was asked what he thought of Western civilization, he said, "It would be......
- On an average day 7 minutes of
On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time,......
- Social reform aims to improve the condition
Social reform aims to improve the condition of the poor by worsening the condition of......
- Jefferson thought schools would produce free men
Jefferson thought schools would produce free men: we prove him right by putting dropouts in......
- If our american way of life fails
If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. ~Pearl S.......
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In this prostituting society, we all have to hustle, and
In this prostituting society, we all have to hustle, and I’d rather suck cock than......
- We have a system that increasingly taxes
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