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1. Having a crush is like cigar

   Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar.. It Starts Wid Fire.. Continues Wid Smoke..& Dies......




2. I fish better with a lit cigar

   I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent.  ~Nick Lyons,......




3. Yesterday everybody smoked his last cigar took

   Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath.......




4. 1have a cigar daily you will die 10

   1.have a cigar daily–you will die 10 years early 2.have a drink daily–you will die......




5. Yesterday everybody smoked his last cigar took

   Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. ......




6. Love is an exploding cigar we willingly

   Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. ~Lynda Barry1ww...




7. One hates an author thats all author

   One hates an author that’s all author.  ~George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Beppo", stanza 75; BMC...




8. As ye sew so shall rip author

   As ye sew, so shall ye rip.  ~Author Unknown...




9. Be god or let god author unknown

   Be God or let God.  ~Author Unknown...




10. No god no peace know know author

    No God, no peace.  Know God, know peace.  ~Author Unknown...




11. If the author had said 34let us

    If the author had said "Let us put on appropriate galoshes," there could, of course,......




12. Think before you ink author unknown

    Think before you ink!  ~Author Unknown...




13. What i like in a good author

    What I like in a good author is not what he says, but what he......




14. Being an author is being in charge

    Being an author is being in charge of your own personal insane asylum.  ~Terri Guillemets...




15. Anyone can be an angel author unknown

    Anyone can be an angel.  ~Author Unknown...




16. Wag more bark less author unknown

    Wag more.  Bark less.  ~Author Unknown...




17. Later never exists author unknown

    Later never exists.  ~Author UnknownSD...




18. At least my pencil never crashes author

    At least my pencil never crashes!  ~Author Unknown...




19. Microsoft where quality is job 11 author

    Microsoft, where quality is job 1.1.  ~Author Unknown...




20. Windows is just dos in drag author

    Windows is just DOS in drag.  ~Author Unknown...




21. Democracy was getting old anyway author unknown

    Democracy was getting old anyway.  ~Author Unknown...




22. Being an author is having angels whisper

    Being an author is having angels whisper in your ear ? and devils, too....




23. Eat right exercise regularly die anyway author

    Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.  ~Author Unknown...




24. Nature never goes out of style author

    Nature never goes out of style.  ~Author Unknown...




25. May your bobbin always be full author

    May your bobbin always be full!  ~Author Unknown...




26. You cant fall off the floor author

    You can’t fall off the floor.  ~Author Unknown...




27. Hes not a republican hes republicant author

    He’s not a Republican, he’s a Republican’t.  ~Author Unknown...




28. A quoting author is just as ridiculous

    A quoting author is just as ridiculous as a country girl upon her first coming......




29. That part of a work one author

    That part of a work of one author found in another is not of itself......




30. If you mess up fess up author

    If you mess up, ‘fess up.  ~Author Unknown...




31. Know safety no injury no know author

    Know safety, no injury.  No safety, know injury.  ~Author Unknown...




32. If you mess up fess up author

    If you mess up, ‘fess up.  ~Author Unknown...




33. Everyone smiles in the same language author

    Everyone smiles in the same language.  ~Author Unknown...




34. You are my sonshine author unknown

    You are my sonshine.  ~Author Unknown...




35. No author dislikes to be edited as

    No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published. ......




36. The author of harry potter books is

    The author of Harry Potter Books is JK Rowling...




37. In dog years im dead author unknown

    In dog years, I’m dead.  ~Author Unknown...




38. You cant file a conversation author unknown

    You can’t file a conversation.  ~Author Unknown...




39. Dont put off your happy life author

    Don’t put off your happy life.  ~Author Unknown...




40. Is there life before death author unknown

    Is there life before death?  ~Author Unknown...




41. Coffee the first peripheral author unknown

    Coffee:  The first peripheral!  ~Author Unknown...




42. I am a nutritional overachiever author unknown

    I am a nutritional overachiever.  ~Author Unknown...




43. The speedway ends at the cemetery author

    google_ad_region_end The speedway ends at the cemetery.  ~Author UnknownQSO...




44. History is herstory too author unknown

    History is herstory too.  ~Author Unknown...




45. Fires all go out eventually author unknown

    Fires all go out eventually.  ~Author Unknown...




46. Firefighters are hot stuff author unknown

    Firefighters are hot stuff!  ~Author Unknown...




47. Have cognition before ignition author unknown

    Have cognition before ignition.  ~Author Unknown...




48. Fires all go out eventually author unknown

    Fires all go out eventually.  ~Author Unknown...




49. Jumping for joy is good exercise author

    Jumping for joy is good exercise.  ~Author UnknownFELI...




50. History is herstory too author unknown

    History is herstory, too.  ~Author Unknown...




51. Youre only as sick your secrets author

    You’re only as sick as your secrets.  ~Author Unknown...




52. A horse is poetry in motion author

    A horse is poetry in motion.  ~Author Unknown...




53. Hug department always open author unknown

    Hug Department:  Always Open  ~Author Unknown...




54. Kindness like a boomerang always returns author

    Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns.  ~Author UnknownFELI...




55. What counts cant be counted author unknown

    [W]hat counts can’t be counted.  ~Author unknown, c.1956 quoted in Political science in the United......




56. Stitch your stress away author unknown

    Stitch your stress away.  ~Author Unknown...




57. Im itching to be stitching author unknown

    I’m itching to be stitching!  ~Author Unknown...




58. Quilt til you wilt author unknown

    Quilt ’til you wilt.  ~Author Unknown...




59. To the editor author and public speaker

    To the editor, the author, and the public speaker, it is believed that a great......




60. A sister is a forever friend author

    A sister is a forever friend.  ~Author Unknown...




61. Skip like the wind author unknown

    Skip like the wind!  ~Author Unknown...




62. The speedway ends at the cemetery author

    The speedway ends at the cemetery.  ~Author UnknownQSO...




63. Vegetarians taste better author unknown

    Vegetarians taste better.  ~Author Unknown...




64. Volunteers do it for free author unknown

    Volunteers do it for free.  ~Author Unknown...




65. Kindness like a boomerang always returns author

    Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns.  ~Author UnknownFELI...




66. Draft beer not people author unknown

    Draft beer, not people.  ~Author Unknown...




67. Caffeine isnt a drug its vitamin author

    Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!  ~Author Unknown...




68. My blood type is folgers author unknown

    My blood type is Folgers.  ~Author Unknown...




69. Ifpotcoffeeempty programmer brainoff author unknown

    if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF};  ~Author Unknown...




70. Indecision becomes decision with time author unknown

    Indecision becomes decision with time.  ~Author Unknown...




71. Dieting is wishful shrinking author unknown

    Dieting is wishful shrinking.  ~Author Unknown...




72. Count ballots not judges author unknown

    Count ballots, not judges.  ~Author Unknown...




73. I am woman invincible pooped author unknown

    I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!  ~Author Unknown...




74. Gone fishin be back at dark thirty author

    Gone fishin’, be back at dark-thirty!  ~Author Unknown...




75. Hate is misguided love author unknown

    Hate is misguided love.  ~Author Unknown...




76. Homecoming means tradition author unknown

    Homecoming means tradition.  ~Author Unknown...




77. Please dont feed the dust bunnies author

    Please don’t feed the dust bunnies.  ~Author Unknown...




78. Swallow your pride occasionally its non fattening author

    Swallow your pride occasionally, it’s non-fattening!  ~Author Unknown...




79. Words have meaning and names power author

    Words have meaning and names have power.  ~Author Unknown...




80. Sewing mends the soul author unknown

    Sewing mends the soul.  ~Author Unknown...




81. Memories are stitched with love author unknown

    Memories are stitched with love.  ~Author Unknown...




82. Dont needle the seamstress author unknown

    Don’t needle the seamstress.  ~Author Unknown...




83. Nurses are patient people author unknown

    Nurses are patient people.  ~Author Unknown...




84. Danger never takes a vacation author unknown

    Danger never takes a vacation.  ~Author Unknown...




85. Be alert accidents hurt author unknown

    Be alert!  Accidents hurt.  ~Author Unknown...




86. A dirty book is rarely dusty author

    A dirty book is rarely dusty.  ~Author Unknown...




87. Honk if you hate noise pollution author

    Honk if you hate noise pollution.  ~Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker...




88. Consciousness that annoying time between naps author

    Consciousness:  that annoying time between naps.  ~Author Unknown...




89. Sleep a poor substitute for caffeine author

    Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine.  ~Author Unknown...




90. A smile confuses an approaching frown author

    A smile confuses an approaching frown.  ~Author Unknown...




91. Im not anti social pro solitude author unknown

    I’m not anti-social.  I’m pro-solitude.  ~Author Unknown...




92. Chlorine the breakfast of champions author unknown

    Chlorine:  the breakfast of champions!  ~Author Unknown...




93. Discover wildlife be a teacher author unknown

    Discover wildlife:  be a teacher!  ~Author Unknown...




94. Save a tree eat beaver author unknown

    Save a tree.  Eat a beaver.  ~Author Unknown...




95. I am woman invincible pooped author unknown

    I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!  ~Author Unknown...




96. Dogs have owners cats staff author unknown

    Dogs have owners, cats have staff.  ~Author Unknown...




97. Firefighters save hearts and homes author unknown

    Firefighters save hearts and homes.  ~Author Unknown...




98. Coles law thinly sliced cabbage author unknown

    Cole’s Law:  Thinly sliced cabbage.  ~Author Unknown...




99. Born to golf forced work author unknown

    Born to golf.  Forced to work.  ~Author Unknown...




100. Horse sense n stable thinking author unknown

     Horse sense, n.:  Stable thinking.  ~Author Unknown...




101. Wedding rings the worlds smallest handcuffs author

     Wedding rings:  the world’s smallest handcuffs.  ~Author Unknown...




102. Prepare and prevent dont repair repent author

     Prepare and prevent, don’t repair and repent.  ~Author Unknown...




103. Accidents hurt safety doesnt author unknown

     Accidents hurt – safety doesn’t.  ~Author Unknown...




104. Personal protective equipment is self defense author unknown

     Personal protective equipment is self-defense.  ~Author Unknown...




105. Accidents hurt safety doesnt author unknown

     Accidents hurt – safety doesn’t.  ~Author Unknown...




106. Ccoffeepot missing abort retry fall asleep author

     C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep?  ~Author Unknown...




107. Leave sooner drive slower live longer author

     Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.  ~Author Unknown...




108. Fear false evidence appearing real author unknown

     Fear:  False Evidence Appearing Real.  ~Author Unknown...




109. Fear false evidence appearing real author unknown

     Fear:  False Evidence Appearing Real.  ~Author Unknown...




110. Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks author unknown

     Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.  ~Author Unknown...




111. Everything in moderation including moderation author unknown

     Everything in moderation, including moderation.  ~Author Unknown...




112. All mothers are working mothers author unknown

     All mothers are working mothers.  ~Author Unknown...




113. All mothers are working mothers author unknown

     All mothers are working mothers.  ~Author Unknown...




114. Better dead sure than dead author unknown

     Better dead sure than sure dead.  ~Author Unknown...




115. Two souls with but a single thought

     Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. ~Friedrich Halm......




116. A rolling stone gathers no moss publilius

     A rolling stone gathers no moss.  ~Publilius SyrusCOE...




117. Things as certain death and taxes can

     Things as certain as death and taxes, can be more firmly believed. ~Daniel Defoe, The......




118. Tell me what you eat and i

     Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are.  ~Anthelme Brillat-Savarin,......




119. All human history attests that happiness for

     All human history attests That happiness for man, – the hungry sinner! – Since Eve......




120. But when he shall have been taken

     But when he shall have been taken from sight, he quickly goes also out of......




121. Though this be madness yet there is

     Though this be madness, yet there is method in ‘t.  ~William Shakespeare, Hamlet, act II,......




122. Why then the worlds mine oyster which

     Why, then the world’s mine oyster, which I with sword will open.  ~William Shakespeare, The......




123. Thou hast added insult to injury phaedrus

     Thou hast added insult to injury.  ~PhaedrusMCTO...




124. A thing of beauty is a joy

     A thing of beauty is a joy forever.  ~John KeatsMCTO...




125. Mollify it with thy tears or sweat

     Mollify it with thy tears, or sweat, or blood.  ~John DonneYgw10...




126. Varietys the very spice of life that

     Variety’s the very spice of life That gives it all its flavour. ~William Cowper, The......




127. A mans house is his castle old

     A man’s house is his castle.  ~Old English Proverb, often attributed to Edward Coke...




128. Music hath charms to soothe the savage

     Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast.  ~James Bramston, Man of TasteMCTO...




129. The reward of a thing well done

     The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson,......




130. Sighing that nature formd but one such

     Sighing that Nature form’d but one such man, And broke the die. ~George Gordon, Lord......