It’s amazing how much funny stuff there is…. [A] river of rich comedic milk is flowing across the land, and as fast as I skim off the cream more cream appears…. I may be doomed to wade around forever in other people’s pith. Not that it’s such a bad life. ~Robert Byrne, The Third and Possibly the Best 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1986TPV
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