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1. Im itching to be stitching author unknown

   I’m itching to be stitching!  ~Author Unknown...




2. Quilt til you wilt author unknown

   Quilt ’til you wilt.  ~Author Unknown...




3. Sewing mends the soul author unknown

   Sewing mends the soul.  ~Author Unknown...




4. Memories are stitched with love author unknown

   Memories are stitched with love.  ~Author Unknown...




5. Dont needle the seamstress author unknown

   Don’t needle the seamstress.  ~Author Unknown...




6. Be god or let god author unknown

   Be God or let God.  ~Author Unknown...




7. Think before you ink author unknown

   Think before you ink!  ~Author Unknown...




8. Anyone can be an angel author unknown

   Anyone can be an angel.  ~Author Unknown...




9. Wag more bark less author unknown

   Wag more.  Bark less.  ~Author Unknown...




10. Later never exists author unknown

    Later never exists.  ~Author UnknownSD...




11. Democracy was getting old anyway author unknown

    Democracy was getting old anyway.  ~Author Unknown...




12. You are my sonshine author unknown

    You are my sonshine.  ~Author Unknown...




13. In dog years im dead author unknown

    In dog years, I’m dead.  ~Author Unknown...




14. You cant file a conversation author unknown

    You can’t file a conversation.  ~Author Unknown...




15. Is there life before death author unknown

    Is there life before death?  ~Author Unknown...




16. Coffee the first peripheral author unknown

    Coffee:  The first peripheral!  ~Author Unknown...




17. I am a nutritional overachiever author unknown

    I am a nutritional overachiever.  ~Author Unknown...




18. History is herstory too author unknown

    History is herstory too.  ~Author Unknown...




19. Fires all go out eventually author unknown

    Fires all go out eventually.  ~Author Unknown...




20. Firefighters are hot stuff author unknown

    Firefighters are hot stuff!  ~Author Unknown...




21. Have cognition before ignition author unknown

    Have cognition before ignition.  ~Author Unknown...




22. Fires all go out eventually author unknown

    Fires all go out eventually.  ~Author Unknown...




23. History is herstory too author unknown

    History is herstory, too.  ~Author Unknown...




24. Hug department always open author unknown

    Hug Department:  Always Open  ~Author Unknown...




25. What counts cant be counted author unknown

    [W]hat counts can’t be counted.  ~Author unknown, c.1956 quoted in Political science in the United......




26. Skip like the wind author unknown

    Skip like the wind!  ~Author Unknown...




27. Vegetarians taste better author unknown

    Vegetarians taste better.  ~Author Unknown...




28. Volunteers do it for free author unknown

    Volunteers do it for free.  ~Author Unknown...




29. Draft beer not people author unknown

    Draft beer, not people.  ~Author Unknown...




30. My blood type is folgers author unknown

    My blood type is Folgers.  ~Author Unknown...




31. Ifpotcoffeeempty programmer brainoff author unknown

    if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF};  ~Author Unknown...




32. Indecision becomes decision with time author unknown

    Indecision becomes decision with time.  ~Author Unknown...




33. Dieting is wishful shrinking author unknown

    Dieting is wishful shrinking.  ~Author Unknown...




34. Count ballots not judges author unknown

    Count ballots, not judges.  ~Author Unknown...




35. I am woman invincible pooped author unknown

    I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!  ~Author Unknown...




36. Hate is misguided love author unknown

    Hate is misguided love.  ~Author Unknown...




37. Homecoming means tradition author unknown

    Homecoming means tradition.  ~Author Unknown...




38. Nurses are patient people author unknown

    Nurses are patient people.  ~Author Unknown...




39. Danger never takes a vacation author unknown

    Danger never takes a vacation.  ~Author Unknown...




40. Be alert accidents hurt author unknown

    Be alert!  Accidents hurt.  ~Author Unknown...




41. Im not anti social pro solitude author unknown

    I’m not anti-social.  I’m pro-solitude.  ~Author Unknown...




42. Chlorine the breakfast of champions author unknown

    Chlorine:  the breakfast of champions!  ~Author Unknown...




43. Discover wildlife be a teacher author unknown

    Discover wildlife:  be a teacher!  ~Author Unknown...




44. Save a tree eat beaver author unknown

    Save a tree.  Eat a beaver.  ~Author Unknown...




45. I am woman invincible pooped author unknown

    I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!  ~Author Unknown...




46. Dogs have owners cats staff author unknown

    Dogs have owners, cats have staff.  ~Author Unknown...




47. Firefighters save hearts and homes author unknown

    Firefighters save hearts and homes.  ~Author Unknown...




48. Coles law thinly sliced cabbage author unknown

    Cole’s Law:  Thinly sliced cabbage.  ~Author Unknown...




49. Born to golf forced work author unknown

    Born to golf.  Forced to work.  ~Author Unknown...




50. Horse sense n stable thinking author unknown

    Horse sense, n.:  Stable thinking.  ~Author Unknown...




51. Accidents hurt safety doesnt author unknown

    Accidents hurt – safety doesn’t.  ~Author Unknown...




52. Personal protective equipment is self defense author unknown

    Personal protective equipment is self-defense.  ~Author Unknown...




53. Accidents hurt safety doesnt author unknown

    Accidents hurt – safety doesn’t.  ~Author Unknown...




54. Grandma quilts have love in every stitch

    Grandma quilts have love in every stitch.  ~Author Unknown...




55. Fear false evidence appearing real author unknown

    Fear:  False Evidence Appearing Real.  ~Author Unknown...




56. Fear false evidence appearing real author unknown

    Fear:  False Evidence Appearing Real.  ~Author Unknown...




57. Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks author unknown

    Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.  ~Author Unknown...




58. Everything in moderation including moderation author unknown

    Everything in moderation, including moderation.  ~Author Unknown...




59. All mothers are working mothers author unknown

    All mothers are working mothers.  ~Author Unknown...




60. All mothers are working mothers author unknown

    All mothers are working mothers.  ~Author Unknown...




61. Better dead sure than dead author unknown

    Better dead sure than sure dead.  ~Author Unknown...




62. As ye sew so shall rip author

    As ye sew, so shall ye rip.  ~Author Unknown...




63. May your bobbin always be full author

    May your bobbin always be full!  ~Author Unknown...




64. I try to avoid stress it

    I try to avoid stress ? it makes me feel like I’m rubber-stamping all my......




65. Tired of the bs all stress everyones

    Tired Of The Bs Tired Of All The Stress Tired Of Everyones Mouth Tired Of......




66. Kill the stress before it kills u

    **Kill the stress before it kills u. **Reach the goal before it kicks you. **Help......




67. At times of great stress it is

    At times of great stress it is especially necessary to achieve a complete freeing of......




68. Take this stress test by answering these

    Take this Stress Test by answering these 2 questions: 1. Which mouse has 2 legs?......




69. Stress is just an excuse you control

    Stress is just an excuse. You control your own reactions to the world. Kick over......




70. Reality is the leading cause of stress

    Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.  ~Jane Wagner...




71. The greatest weapon against stress is our

    The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another.  ~William......




72. Good thoughts kills the stress before it

    Good thoughts kills the stress before it kill you, Hellp every one before some one......




73. Good thoughts kill the stress b4 kills

    Good thoughts: Kill the stress b4 stress kills u, Reach the goal b4 goal kicks......




74. One hates an author thats all author

    One hates an author that’s all author.  ~George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Beppo", stanza 75; BMC...




75. Unknown you were to me until i

    Unknown You Were To Me Until I Found You In Feelings Which Expresses Present You......




76. When love is unknown to u

    When Love Is Unknown To U, U Wil Know Wat Is Happiness? When U Know......




77. Sardar ko ek unknown no se msg

    Sardar ko ek unknown NO se msg aya usne apne sab dosto se wo msg......




78. When love is unknown 4 u u

    When Love Is Unknown 4 U, U Know What Is Happiness When U Know Love,......




79. Unknown call boy do u have

    Unknown Call.. Boy: Do u have a BF? Girl: Yes, who are u? Boy: I’m......




80. It is the unknown we fear when

    It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. ......




81. You can never predict when that unknown

    You can never predict when that unknown torpedo will come out of the dark and......




82. We move to a way unknown building

    We Move To A Way Unknown, Building It Step By Step Do We Know Where......




83. Those bful unknown eyes to which i

    Those B-‘Ful Unknown Eyes, To Which I Was A Stranger, I Found Some Sadness Today,......




84. To an unknown girl enjoy the

    To An Unknown Girl Enjoy the chastity in your youthful hue Kiss your dreams like......




85. Unknown boy chats with girl

    Unknown Boy Chats With Unknown Girl -! See the conversation Boy:- Hi No reply Boy:-......




86. There are unknown worlds of knowledge in

    There are unknown worlds of knowledge in brutes; and whenever you mark a horse, or......




87. Give thanks for unknown blessings already on

    Give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.  ~Native American Saying...




88. The work an unknown good man has

    The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing......




89. To an unknown girl sweet dreams that

    To An Unknown Girl Sweet dreams that you see With your fancy and your glee......




90. Truth fears no questions unknown

    Truth fears no questions.  ~Unknown...




91. The unknown singing bird sang several songs

    The Unknown Singing Bird Sang Several Songs For Some Years; The Songs Of The Singing......




92. No god no peace know know author

    No God, no peace.  Know God, know peace.  ~Author Unknown...




93. If the author had said 34let us

    If the author had said "Let us put on appropriate galoshes," there could, of course,......




94. What i like in a good author

    What I like in a good author is not what he says, but what he......




95. Being an author is being in charge

    Being an author is being in charge of your own personal insane asylum.  ~Terri Guillemets...




96. At least my pencil never crashes author

    At least my pencil never crashes!  ~Author Unknown...




97. Microsoft where quality is job 11 author

    Microsoft, where quality is job 1.1.  ~Author Unknown...




98. Windows is just dos in drag author

    Windows is just DOS in drag.  ~Author Unknown...




99. Being an author is having angels whisper

    Being an author is having angels whisper in your ear ? and devils, too....




100. Eat right exercise regularly die anyway author

     Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.  ~Author Unknown...




101. Nature never goes out of style author

     Nature never goes out of style.  ~Author Unknown...




102. You cant fall off the floor author

     You can’t fall off the floor.  ~Author Unknown...




103. Hes not a republican hes republicant author

     He’s not a Republican, he’s a Republican’t.  ~Author Unknown...




104. A quoting author is just as ridiculous

     A quoting author is just as ridiculous as a country girl upon her first coming......




105. That part of a work one author

     That part of a work of one author found in another is not of itself......




106. If you mess up fess up author

     If you mess up, ‘fess up.  ~Author Unknown...




107. Know safety no injury no know author

     Know safety, no injury.  No safety, know injury.  ~Author Unknown...




108. If you mess up fess up author

     If you mess up, ‘fess up.  ~Author Unknown...




109. Everyone smiles in the same language author

     Everyone smiles in the same language.  ~Author Unknown...




110. No author dislikes to be edited as

     No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published. ......




111. The author of harry potter books is

     The author of Harry Potter Books is JK Rowling...




112. Dont put off your happy life author

     Don’t put off your happy life.  ~Author Unknown...




113. The speedway ends at the cemetery author

     google_ad_region_end The speedway ends at the cemetery.  ~Author UnknownQSO...




114. Jumping for joy is good exercise author

     Jumping for joy is good exercise.  ~Author UnknownFELI...




115. Youre only as sick your secrets author

     You’re only as sick as your secrets.  ~Author Unknown...




116. A horse is poetry in motion author

     A horse is poetry in motion.  ~Author Unknown...




117. Kindness like a boomerang always returns author

     Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns.  ~Author UnknownFELI...




118. To the editor author and public speaker

     To the editor, the author, and the public speaker, it is believed that a great......




119. A sister is a forever friend author

     A sister is a forever friend.  ~Author Unknown...




120. The speedway ends at the cemetery author

     The speedway ends at the cemetery.  ~Author UnknownQSO...




121. Kindness like a boomerang always returns author

     Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns.  ~Author UnknownFELI...




122. Caffeine isnt a drug its vitamin author

     Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!  ~Author Unknown...




123. Gone fishin be back at dark thirty author

     Gone fishin’, be back at dark-thirty!  ~Author Unknown...




124. Please dont feed the dust bunnies author

     Please don’t feed the dust bunnies.  ~Author Unknown...




125. Swallow your pride occasionally its non fattening author

     Swallow your pride occasionally, it’s non-fattening!  ~Author Unknown...




126. Words have meaning and names power author

     Words have meaning and names have power.  ~Author Unknown...




127. A dirty book is rarely dusty author

     A dirty book is rarely dusty.  ~Author Unknown...




128. Honk if you hate noise pollution author

     Honk if you hate noise pollution.  ~Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker...




129. Consciousness that annoying time between naps author

     Consciousness:  that annoying time between naps.  ~Author Unknown...




130. Sleep a poor substitute for caffeine author

     Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine.  ~Author Unknown...




131. A smile confuses an approaching frown author

     A smile confuses an approaching frown.  ~Author Unknown...




132. Wedding rings the worlds smallest handcuffs author

     Wedding rings:  the world’s smallest handcuffs.  ~Author Unknown...




133. Prepare and prevent dont repair repent author

     Prepare and prevent, don’t repair and repent.  ~Author Unknown...




134. Ccoffeepot missing abort retry fall asleep author

     C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep?  ~Author Unknown...




135. Leave sooner drive slower live longer author

     Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.  ~Author Unknown...




136. Sometimes a cigar is just cigar author

     Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.  ~Author unknown, commonly misattributed to Sigmund Freudwww.quotecounterquote.com/2011/01/sometimes-cigar-is-just-cigar.html...




137. The only place where housework comes before

     The only place where housework comes before needlework is in the dictionary.  ~Mary Kurtz...




138. She watched and taught the girls that

     She watched and taught the girls that sang at their embroidery frames while the great......




139. Knitting is very conducive to thought it

     Knitting is very conducive to thought.  It is nice to knit a while, put down......




140. I keep my end tables full of

     I keep my end tables full of needlework and quilting so I don’t have to......




141. If the knitter is weary baby will

     If the knitter is weary the baby will have no new bonnet.  ~Irish Proverb...




142. Wanted a needle swift enough to sew

     Wanted: a needle swift enough to sew this poem into a blanket.  ~Charles Simic...




143. A 6 aluminum needle has been known

     A #6 aluminum needle has been known to furnish an excellent emergency shearpin for an......




144. All my scattering moments are taken up

     All my scattering moments are taken up with my needle.  ~Ellen Birdseye Wheaton, 1851...




145. Sewing fills my days not to mention

     Sewing fills my days, not to mention the living room, bedroom, and closets.  ~Author Unknown...




146. Sewing a creative mess is better than

     Sewing: A creative mess is better than tidy idleness.  ~Author Unknown...




147. Veni vidi velcro i came saw stuck

     Veni, Vidi, Velcro.  I came, I saw, I stuck around.  ~Author Unknown...




148. My granddaughter came to spend a few

     My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach......




149. Woman has relied heretofore too entirely for

     Woman has relied heretofore too entirely for her support on the needle – that one-eyed......




150. I got a sewing machine for my

     I got a sewing machine for my husband! Good trade, huh?  ~Author Unknown...




151. When life throws you scraps make a

     When life throws you scraps, make a quilt.  ~Author Unknown...




152. I cannot count my day complete til

     I cannot count my day complete ‘Til needle, thread and fabric meet. ~Author Unknown...




153. Properly practiced knitting soothes the troubled spirit

     Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn’t hurt the untroubled spirit, either. ......




154. Id rather be stitchin than in the

     I’d rather be stitchin’ than in the kitchen! ~Author Unknown...




155. Her needlework both plain and ornamental was

     Her needlework both plain and ornamental was excellent, and she might have put a sewing......




156. I hate a woman who offers herself

     I hate a woman who offers herself because she ought to do so, and, cold......




157. Needlepoint is a superb way to stop

     Needlepoint is a superb way to stop smoking and nibbling, and unlike counted cross stitch......




158. Chains do not hold a marriage together

     Chains do not hold a marriage together.  It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which......




159. Many estates are spent in the getting

     Many estates are spent in the getting, since women for tea forsake spinning and knitting,......




160. Everybody tells me that they would love

     Everybody tells me that they would love to knit, but they don’t have time.  I......




161. Good friends are like quilts they

     Good friends are like quilts – they age with you yet never lose their warmth. ......




162. In the crazy quilt of life im

     In the crazy quilt of life, I’m glad you’re in my block of friends.  ~Author......




163. Im in therapy and sewing is cheaper

     I’m in therapy and sewing is cheaper than a psychiatrist.  ~Author Unknown...




164. Really all you need to become a

     Really, all you need to become a good knitter are wool, needles, hands, and slightly......




165. Those who sleep under a quilt blanket

     Those who sleep under a quilt, sleep under a blanket of love.  ~Author Unknown...