Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. ~Dave Barry
Related SMS:
- Why can you imagine what would happen
Why, can you imagine what would happen if we named all the twos Henry or......
- Why did this have to happen i
Why Did This Have To Happen I Was Given The Biggest Test And I Failed......
- I imagine that yes is the only
I imagine that yes is the only living thing. ~e.e. cummingsSD...
- Imagine what it would be like if
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the......
- When did you change it happen that
When Did You Change? Did It Happen That Winter Morning When Your Mother-‘s Mouth Drooped......
- Why it should happen the parting of
Why It Should Happen The Parting Of Ways? Between The Will To Arrive And The......
- How did it happen that their lips
How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds......
- How did it happen that their lips
How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds......
- A thing may happen and be a
A thing may happen and be a total lie; another thing may not happen and......
- Feeling sad then imagine i
Feeling SAD… ? Then Imagine… I am with U… Now U HAPPY… ? NO… ?......
- Imagine dat u r sleeping on bed
ImAgInE DaT U R SlEePiNg On BeD PlAcEd At DeEp VaLlEy At D SiTe Of......
- Imagine ur self in a sprite ad
Imagine Ur Self In A Sprite Ad Your Colleague : Hey!! Kya Yahan Baitha Mail......
- Did you imagine how hard it is
Did You Imagine How Hard It Is To Live Without Seeing Your Country Without Knowing......
- Just imagine for a while youre a
Just Imagine For A While, You’re a Handsome Boy… . . . . HA HA......
- Just imagine for a while youre a
Just Imagine For A While, You’re a Handsome Boy… . . . . HA HA......
- If you can imagine it achieve it
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you......
- The courage to imagine the otherwise is
The courage to imagine the otherwise is our greatest resource, adding color and suspense to......
- Imagine dat u r sleeping on bed
ImAgInE DaT U R SlEePiNg On BeD PlAcEd At DeEp VaLlEy At D SiTe Of......
- They imagine what their future could be
They imagine what their future could be All successful people men and women are big......
- Been taken for granted imagine how god
Been taken for granted? Imagine how God feels. ~Author Unknown...
- It is a mistake to imagine that
It is a mistake to imagine that potentially great men are rare. It is the......
- We use 10 of our brains imagine
We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used......
- Can you imagine a world without men
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ......
- Accidents do happen i slip
Accidents do happen i slip, i trip,i stumble n i fall and usually i dont......
- As you get older three things happen
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I......
- What will happen if bipasha basu
What Will Happen If Bipasha Basu, Mallika Sherawat, Neha Dupia, Rakhi Sawant Contest Elections In......
- If u happen to miss a person
If U Happen To Miss A Person Whom U Loved So Much, It’s Ur Fate......
- Things we do not expect happen more
Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than the things we wish to happen…....
- What would happen if women ruled the
What would happen if women ruled the world? There would be no wars. Just a......
- If u happen to miss a person
If U Happen To Miss A Person Whom U Like So Much, Its Your Fate......
- I dont know what will happen tomorrow
I Don-‘t Know What Will Happen Tomorrow Are Our Ways Together Or Apart All I......
- F you happen to miss a person
f you happen to miss a person whom you loved so much its your FATE......
- F you happen to miss a person
f you happen to miss a person whom you loved so much its your FATE......
- If you happen to miss a person
if you happen to miss a person whom you loved so much its your FATE......
- Change should be a friend it happen
Change should be a friend. It should happen by plan, not by accident. Philip Crosby...
- Change should be a friend it happen
Change should be a friend. It should happen by plan, not by accident....
- A beautiful life does not just happen
A beautiful life does not just happen, it is built daily by prayer, humility, sacrifice......
- Imagine u me join nasa
Imagine U & Me Join NASA! Just Try To Imagine. . . . After 1......
- Imagine if all relationships r perfect
Imagine If All “Relationships” R Perfect: -NO FIGHTS -NO TEARS -NO ARGUMENTS -NO MISUNDERSTANDINGS Dream......
- Just imagine chaand ka bistar aur
just imagine chaand ka bistar aur taaron ka takia ab apni auqaat pe wapis aa......
- Imagine urself in a boat which
Imagine urself in a boat which is sinking sharks all around u wat can u......
- Just imagine maan lo aap bus mein
Just Imagine Maan Lo Aap Bus Mein Safar Kar Rahe Ho Aapko Bahut Jor Ki......
- Imagine u me join nasa
Imagine U & Me Join NASA! Just Try To Imagine. . . . After 1......
- God a disease we imagine are cured
God: a disease we imagine we are cured of because no one dies of it......
- Everything you can imagine is real pablo
Everything you can imagine is real. ~Pablo Picasso...
- Imagine that the telegraph is an immense
Imagine that the telegraph is an immense long dog – so long that its head......
- Accident do happen i slipi trip i
Accident do happen… I slip,i trip i stumble,i fall n usually i dun care at......
- Never expect things to happen struggle and
Never expect things to happen.. struggle and make them happen. never expect yourself to be......
- Let us every nation know whether
Let us every nation know, Whether it wish us Well or Ill , We shall......
- This is the day that our nation
This is the day, That Our nation sings This is the day That the liberty......
- For a nation which has an almost
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush,......
- Imagine your feelings and emotions as tints
Imagine Your Feelings And Emotions As Tints, Color And Hues Would Your Life-‘s Notes Be......
- Close ur eyes and imagine my smily
Close Ur Eyes And Imagine My Smily Face Have You Done It??? Mubarak ho Aap......
- Imagine meera as a game teacher
Imagine Meera as a Game Teacher… 1. There is no wind in the football. 2.......
- Change doesnt happen when circumstances improve happens
‘Change’ Doesn’t ‘Happen’ When Circumstances ‘Improve’ ‘Change’ ‘Happens’ When “YOU” Decide To ‘Improve’ Your Circumstances……...
- Things just dont happen theyre planned
Things just don’t happen – they’re planned by God’s own dear hand, molded and shaped......
- Which is the most romantic nation of
Which Is The Most Romantic Nation Of The World? Any Guess? ?imple PAKISTAN Coz Most......
- No nation is perfect it needs to
?No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect? ..Happy Independence day…....
- Which is the most romantic nation of
Which Is The Most Romantic Nation Of The World? Any Guess? Simple PAKISTAN Coz Most......
- Still sleeping the nation need you
Still Sleeping ? The Nation Need You You Need To Be Awaken You Are Part......
- No nation is perfect it needs to
“No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect†. . . Happy Independence......
- Our progress as a nation can be
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. The......
- Let every nation know whether it wishes
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any......
- A nation can never be finished by
A nation can never be finished by its people’s death, but it will be finshed......
- 64 years ago a nation was looking
64 Years Ago’ A Nation was looking for a piece of land…. Now, A Piece......
- No nation is perfect it needs to
”’No Nation is Perfect. ”’It needs to be made perfect. Happy Independence Day...
- Che gvera said a nation
CHE GVERA said : ‘A NATION can never be Finished by its People’s death, But......
- This nation was built by men who
This nation was built by men who took risks – pioneers who were not afraid......
- As a nation we are dedicated to
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit – and parking as close......
- Imagine there8217s no heaven it8217s easy if
Imagine There’s No Heaven, It’s Easy If You Try, No Hell Below Us, Above Us......
- This nation will remain the land
This Nation Will Remain The Land Of The Free Only So Long As It Is......
- Justice is the bread of nation it
Justice is the bread of the nation, it is always hungry for it. François R.......
- 2 lucky number for the nation
* 2 * Lucky Number for the nation of Pakistan 1947 Azadi =4+7=11=1+1=2 1965 1st......
- Im sorry to my nation shahid khan
i,M SORRY TO MY NATION’ (SHAHID KHAN AFRIDI) Y SORRY?! U GAVE US A HOPE......
- Lets take decision to value our nation
Lets take decision To value our nation Won’t forget those sacrifices, Who gave us freedom......
- Lets take decision to value our nation
Let’s Take Decision To Value Our Nation Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices, Who Gave Us Freedom......
- This nation will remain the land of
This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is......
- America is the only nation in history
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to......
- America just a nation of two hundred
America… just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money......
- Herb is the healing of a nation
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. ~Bob Marley...
- Resolved that the women of this nation
Resolved, that the women of this nation in 1876, have greater cause for discontent, rebellion......
- A nation that forgets its past can
A nation that forgets its past can function no better than an individual with amnesia. ......
- The strongest nation on earth is your
The strongest nation on earth is your imagi-nation. ~Matt Furey...
- Every nation ridicules other nations and all
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right. ~Arthur Schopenhauer...
- The proverbs of a nation furnish the
The proverbs of a nation furnish the index to its spirit and the results of......
- Quotcricketquot the craze of nation quotpianoquot
"Cricket" The Craze of Nation. "Piano" The Pen of Nation. "Lux" The Soap of Nation.......
- Training down the spinning spine of nation
Training Down The Spinning Spine Of Nation Tongues Of Steel Barnstorming Criss-Crossing Disgorging From Mouths......
- Passion is exclusive love your nation more
Passion Is Exclusive: Love Your Nation More Love Me More Now Does The End Of......
- The national anthem of windows nation
The National Anthem of Windows Nation In honor of the new Windows Flag above the......
- The largest oil producing nation in africa
The largest oil producing nation in Africa is Nigeria....
- Television the drug of nation breeding
Television – the drug of the nation Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation… ~The Disposable Heroes......
- Oration imitation disorientation in the nation left
Oration Imitation Disorientation In The Nation Left Blind And Weeping By The Confrontation In The......
- My theory is that men are no
My theory is that men are no more liberated than women. ~Indira GandhiCUL...
- If the world were a logical place
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle. ~Rita Mae Brown...
- No man stands so straight as when
No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy. ~Knights of......
- Sometimes i wonder if men and women
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live......
- When a man of forty falls in
When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn’t......
- The first time you buy a house
The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and......
- Women speak because they wish to speak
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to......
- All women become like their mothers that
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. ......
- Part of the reason that men seem
Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that......
- When a man talks dirty to woman
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks......
- It takes a woman twenty years to
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another......
- Women are never disarmed by compliments men
Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are. ~Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband, 1899LCD...
- If men can run the world why
If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is......
- There is no female mozart because there
There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper. ~Camille PagliaWRM...
- I know many married men even a
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I......
- Sometimes i think if there was a
Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn’t get so much as......
- A mans heart may have a secret
A man’s heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but......
- Women have served all these centuries as
Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of......
- Macho doesnt prove mucho zsa zsa gabor
Macho doesn’t prove mucho. ~Zsa Zsa GaborWRM...
- A mans home may be his castle
A man’s home may be his castle on the outside; inside, it is more often......
- Anybody who believes that the way to
Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked......
- Men are clinging to football on a
Men are clinging to football on a level we aren’t even aware of. For centuries,......
- Some men are so macho theyll get
Some men are so macho they’ll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. ~Maureen......
- On the one hand well never experience
On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open......
- Alas it is not the child but
Alas! it is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man. ......
- Whats the matter with you guys the
What’s the matter with you guys? The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs......
- The only difference between men and boys
The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys. ~Author Unknown...
- A man always blames the woman who
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames......
- I like naked women im a bloke
I like naked women. I’m a bloke. I’m supposed to like them. We’re born like......
- Never trust a husband too far nor
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. ~Helen Rowland...
- I can eat a man but im
I can eat a man, but I’m not sure of the fiber content. ~Jenny EclairWRM...
- Give a man free hand and hell
Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you. ~Mae WestLTC...
- Did you hear about the baby born
Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a......
- Women may be able to fake orgasms
Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. ~James Shubert...
- Stop im the guy i dont stop
Stop? I’m the guy. I don’t stop! That’s the woman’s job. We’re the gas, they’re......
- Show me a woman who doesnt feel
Show me a woman who doesn’t feel guilty and I’ll show you a man. ~Erica......
- Im a babe magnet just the wrong
I’m a babe magnet… just the wrong end. ~Author Unknown...
- I wonder why men get serious at
I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging......
- Many a man owes his success to
Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to......
- Self discipline implies some unpleasant things to me
Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my......
- Theres a difference between beauty and charm
There’s a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A......
- When it comes to hiding porn every
When it comes to hiding porn, every man is a CIA agent. ~S.A. Sachs...
- The only time a woman really succeeds
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is......
- Men lose more conquests by their own
Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman. ......
- Men can read maps better than women
Men can read maps better than women. ‘Cause only the male mind could conceive of......
- Men are beasts and even dont behave
Men are beasts and even beasts don’t behave as they do. ~Brigitte Bardot...
- Tis strange what a man may do
‘Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel. ......
- Whats with you men would hair stop
What’s with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions......
- br /
The best part of living alone is never having to tuck you
The best part of living alone is never having to tuck your morning wood in......
- br /
All men are rapists and that’s all they are. They r
All men are rapists and that’s all they are. They rape us with their eyes,......
- A man who marries his mistress leaves
A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position. ~Oscar WildePMB...
- Women are one of the almightys enigmas
Women are one of the Almighty’s enigmas to prove to men that He knows more......
- Men want a woman whom they can
Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch. ......