You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax – tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough. ~Pearl Williams
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Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. ~Martin H. FischerFFM...
- One doctor makes work for another english
One doctor makes work for another. ~English ProverbDCMOO...
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