I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner
Related SMS:
- I never married because there was no
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which......
- Getting married is a lot like getting
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you......
- Never get married in the morning because
Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you’ll meet that night. ......
- The sum which two married people owe
The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an......
- You can never be happily married to
You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. ......
- Ive been married to one marxist and
I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the......
- Strange to say what delight we married
Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed......
- No married man is genuinely happy if
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he......
- I guess walking slow getting married is
I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change......
- Great love quote boy dear why
Great love quote: BOY- Dear, Why u always hurt me & break my heart? Girl-......
- Love is that forest where great tigers
love is that forest where great tigers are killed bye the beautiful eyes. sajjad...
- Life is library love temporary god great
Life is Library. Love. is Temporary. God is Great. Life. is sweet. Yestrday is Waste.......
- Love and friendship great aspects of life is
Love And Friendship-Great Aspects Of Life Love Is A Healer 4 All Sorrows And Pains......
- Life is library love temporary god great
Life is Library. Love. is Temporary. God is Great. Life. is sweet. Yestrday is Waste.......
- Great love affairs start with champagne and
Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane. ~Honoré de Balzac...
- Love is great what love it the
Love is great. what is love? it is the hot test feelings of 2 hearts.it......
- Marriage is a great institution but im
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution. ~Mae West...
- A great poet has seldom sung of
A great poet has seldom sung of lawfully wedded happiness, but of free and secret......
- Mera india bada great great mahaan jahan
Mera India Bada Great, Bada Great Bada Mahaan, Jahan Ke Log Dete Apne Guest Ko......
- Great art is as irrational great music
Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.......
- The day I married you,
I’ll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I......
- MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE
Abbreviations for our degrees: B.A —- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE B.E —- BEAUTIFUL EYES B.Sc — BEAUTIFUL......
- When a married man says ill think
When A Married Man Says: “I’ll Think About It” , What He Really Means That,......
- Hi me married hon pae aap ne
hi me married hon pae aap ne husbend se khush nai mjhe wo passand nahe......
- Hi me married hon pae aap ne
hi me married hon pae aap ne husbend se khush nai mjhe wo passand nahe......
- I know many married men even a
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I......
- Because married men are more obedient.
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend......
- A married man had written on the
A married man had written on the back of his car…. “Don’t disturb . .......
- A married man have an affair wth
A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date......
- Man 1 i got married bcoz
Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home n......
- If columbus had been married he would
If Columbus had been married he would have never discovered America cuz – 1-Where are......
- If u r married pls ignore this
If u r married pls ignore this sms . . . . For Every one......
- If i am get in married tomorrow
If I Am Get In Married Tomorrow.. Today U Walk Sometime With My Fianc?, What......
- Im getting married next week there will
Im getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl......
- A lion was getting married at
A lion was getting married. At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating......
- If i am get in married tomorrow
If I Am Get In Married Tomorrow.. Today U Walk Sometime With My Fiancé, What......
- A married man have an affair wth
A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date......
- Girl when we get married i
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten......
- St valentine never married he only had
St. Valentine never married. He only had illegal, illicit relations with his beloved nun. Its......
- Get married not for urself but
Get Married….. not for urself, but for the future of ur children, they are getting......
- A married man had written on the
A Married man had written on the Back of his Car…. . . ‘ Don’t......
- I was married to dunya but we
I was married to Dunya, but we are now divorced. I am now engaged to......
- Never get married in the morning because
Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you’ll meet that night. ......
- I married the first man ever kissed
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children......
- Always get married early in the morning
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you......
- Santa they were married for 25 years
Santa: They were married for 25 years and still in Love. Banta: How? Santa: HE......
- A punjabi jatt got married in a
A Punjabi Jatt got married in a Urdu speaking family of Lucknow. Girl"s father with......
- A pathan girl got married but
A Pathan Girl Got Married. . . But There’s A Difference Of 10 Days B/w......
- 2 married men talking 10yrs ago whenever
2 Married Men Talking- 10yrs Ago, Whenever I Returned Home, My Dog Used To Greet......
- A one line advertisement by a married
A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: . . … .......
- A punjabi jatt got married in a
A Punjabi Jatt got married in a Urdu speaking family of Lucknow. Girl"s father with......
- 2 married men talking 10yrs ago whenever
2 Married Men Talking- 10yrs Ago, Whenever I Returned Home, My Dog Used To Greet......
- For enduring through the eons of married
For Enduring, Through The Eons Of Married Life, The Tantrums Of A Woman Called The......
- If you are married ignore this message
If you are married ignore this message, otherwise HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY.@...
- The queen of england who married her
The Queen of England who married her brother-in-law was Catherine of Aragon...
- A long nose man married to a
A long nose man married to a long nose woman they got a baby, nurse......
- A carrot married cabbage next
A Carrot Married A Cabbage .. Next Day A Tomato Asked: …Hey How Was Your......
- Married life is so easy just like
Married life is so easy.. Just like a walk in a Park…. And Park is......
- Married couple ki sb se bri difficulty
married couple ki sb se bri difficulty. . .!!! Hsbnd: aj kia pkaogi Wife: jo......
- Bachalors think that married men are lucky
…*Bachalors think that married men are lucky… married men think that bachalors are lucky… the......
- Bachelors consider married lucky think are
Bachelors consider Married lucky Married think Bachelors are lucky The point is that Bachelors think......
- Employee boss now i have got married
Employee: Boss, Now I have got married! Please increase my salary. Boss: Factory is not......
- A one line advertisement by a married
A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit,......
- Married life is so easy
Married Life Is So Easy. . . Just Like Walking In The Park And Park......
- We got married in a fever hotter
We got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout. ~June Carter Cash...
- We got married in a fever hotter
SPICY FOODS We got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout. ~June Carter......
- A married womans poem he didnt lyk
‘A MARRIED WOMAN’S POEM’ He didnt lyk d curry & he didnt lyk my cake......
- Married women ko police me job buhat
Married Women Ko PoLiCe Me Job Buhat Jald Kyun MiL Jati Hai? . . .......
- Just married santa with wife in movie
Just Married Santa With Wife In Movie Hall .. Jo Be Heroine Karegi , Tume......
- Sardarji gets married his friend give him
Sardarji gets married. his friend give him a gun for his prsent and says ‘if......
- Someone asked shakespeare u married a girl
Someone Asked Shakespeare: “U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?” He Showed Him A......
- Married men live longer than single do
Married Men Live Longer Than Single Men Do, But Married Men Are A Lot More......
- He never married fathered children lived his
He Never Married Never Fathered Children He Lived His Life In His Own Quiet Way......
- Secret of a happy married life
Secret Of A Happy Married Life… . . . . . . . . .......
- Un married hone ka sab se bara faida
Un-married hone ka sab se bara faida kya hai ?? . . Think . .......
- New married larki se uski saheli ne
New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy? Larki......
- Someone asked shakespeare u married a girl
Someone Asked Shakespeare: “U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?†He Showed Him A......
- New married pathan pathani couple
‘New Married’ Pathan & Pathani coupLe* Pathani: Pata hai humari shadi ko 24 ghanty ho......
- A qualified mba marketing student married a
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl. After 1 year of tough life with......
- A sardar married to a short girl
A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such......
- Art is moral passion married to entertainment
Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment......
- A sardar doctor married lady doctorsardar was
a sardar doctor married a lady doctor,sardar was 6 feet tall ,on the wedding night......
- Ques why tendulkar married an elder woman
Ques: Why Tendulkar married an Elder Woman & Kumble married divorced woman? Ans: Its because,......
- Ques why tendulkar married an elder woman
Ques: Why Tendulkar married an Elder Woman & Kumble married divorced woman? Ans: Its because,......
- Girlif v gt married stop smokng boyok
Girl:If v gt married stop smokng. Boy:Ok! Girl:Drinkng 2. Boy:Ok! Girl:N goin to d nite......
- Happy married life mubarak ho apko
Happy Married Life.. Mubarak ho apko ek nai Jindgi Khushiyon Se Bhari Rahe Ye Nai......
- Sum1 asked shakespeare u married a woman
Sum1 asked Shakespeare ‘U married a woman elder than u, Why?’ He showed him a......
- Love seems the swiftest but it is
Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or......
- Many a man in love with dimple
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole......
- What we love about is the fever
What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures. ......
- If you want to read about love
If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate......
- Marrying for love may be a bit
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God......
- Newly married husband saved wifes number
Newly Married Husband Saved Wife’s Number On Mobile As: ‘MY LIFE’ …After 1 Yr: ‘My......
- After the chills and fever of love
After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6º of marriage! ~Mignon......
- Marriage is three parts love and seven
Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. ~Langdon MitchellRDM...
- Its easy to understand love at first
It’s easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after......
- To keep your marriage brimming with love
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit......
- Love is blind but marriage restores its
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. ~Samuel LichtenbergCD...
- Love is one long sweet dream and
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. ~Author Unknown...
- Love a temporary insanity curable by marriage
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s DictionaryHHQ...
- Love matches are made by people who content
Love-matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn......
- Great msg about dad a
Great Msg About Dad : -A Great Man Who Spares His Life … …-Hides His......
- Thank you for being a great dad
Thank you for being a great dad to us! Your memories will always live in......
- Thank you for being a great dad
Thank you for being a great dad to us! Your memories will always live in......
- If you want to be great must
‘If you want to be great, you must walk with great people’ Seriously,i have no......
- The great man is he who does
The great man is he who does not lose his child’s-heart. ~Mencius, Book IVch2, FW...
- No man is truly great who only
No man is truly great who is great only in his own lifetime. The test......
- I believe that one of the great
I believe that one of the great problems for us as individuals is the depression......
- i think your cool i think your great,
i think your cool i think your great, i luv you 2 pieces coz your......
- great gtquotlt
*. * . * . * . * . * . * . * .......
- Bruce lee was a great man
BRUCE LEE was a great man.. But after his sister gave birth to a baby......
- A great thinker once said
A Great Thinker Once Said – A Man With His Tool In A Woman’s Mouth…......
- You dont have to be great
YoU dOn’T hAvE tO bE gReAt To StArT … bUt YoU hAvE tO sTaRt To......
- Great line im not a
Great line 🙂 I’m not a “HANDSOME” But I can give my “HAND” to “SOME”......
- Its great to be a girl v
ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL! V can use tears as a threat:) Most guys......
- 7 is a great number
| 7 Is A Great Number | U Know Why? 7 Colurs Make RAINBOW 7......
- There are 3 great things in this
There Are 3 Great Things In This World The First Thing Is For You To......
- Great it is to believe a dream
Great It Is To Believe A Dream As We Stand In Youth By The Starry......
- I may not be perfect great but
I May Not Be Perfect, I May Not Be Great, But At Least I Don’t......
- 7 is a great number u
7 Is A Great Number : U Know Y? 7 Rounds Around The Kaaba, 7......
- Happiness comes not because we do great
Happiness comes not because we do great things, but because we do small things with......
- My great concern is not whether you
My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with......
- My great concern is not whether you
My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with......
- With a great light of sun the
With a great light of sun With the songs of birds With the great Azaan......
- With a great light of sun the
With a great light of sun With the songs of birds With the great Azaan......
- Great line im not a
Great line 🙂 I’m not a ‘HANDSOME’ But I can give my ‘HAND’ to ‘SOME’......
- I cant believe how great you make
I can’t believe how great you make me feel! I feel like when I’m with......
- Great line im not a
‘Great line 🙂 I’m not a ‘HANDSOME’ But I can give my ‘HAND’ to ‘SOME’......
- Great line im not a
‘Great line 🙂 I’m not a ‘HANDSOME’ But I can give my ‘HAND’ to ‘SOME’......
- 1 the taj mahal 2 great
1) The Taj Mahal 2) The Great Wall of China 3) The statue of Christ......
- The great saying every1 is not
The Great saying ‘Every1 is not my friend BuT My friends r not like every1’......
- There is a great man who makes
There is a great man who makes every man feel small. But the real great......
- Great words ksi ka dil mat
Great Words ‘Ksi ka dil mat dukhao Q k muafi mang lene k bwajod osy......
- A great man said make ur
‘A Great man Said: ‘Make ur anger so expensive that no 1 can afford it.......
- Who are pathans 1 great
Who Are PATHANS ? 1) Great Mughal Akbar said ‘Pathan ko dosti kr k haraya......
- There are two great days in a
There are two great days in a person’s life. The day we are born and......
- Great massage f0r all 0f us
‘GREAT MASSAGE F0R ALL 0F US’ Aasmaan Pe Urte H0e Parinde Se Kisi Ne P0cha......
- All great art comes from a sense
All great art comes from a sense of outrage. ~Glenn Closein More, quoted in rdqq......
- A great artist is always before his
A great artist is always before his time or behind it. ~George Moore...
- If my resolution to be a great
If my resolution to be a great man was half so strong as it is......
- We dont have a great war in
We don’t have a great war in our generation, or a great depression, but we......
- I have an affection for a great
I have an affection for a great city. I feel safe in the neighbourhood of......
- Its so great to find that one
It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the......
- There may be a great fire in
There may be a great fire in our soul, yet no one ever comes to......
- Between the great things we cannot do
Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not do,......
- Great is the art of beginning but
Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending. ~Lazurus Long...
- The great use of life is to
The great use of life is to spend it for something that outlasts it. ~William......
- Everybody can be great because anybody serve
Everybody can be great. Because anybody can serve. You don’t have to have a college......
- It is a great pity that every
It is a great pity that every human being does not, at an early stage......
- A hug is a great gift
A hug is a great gift – one size fits all, and it’s easy to......
- God has given a great deal to
God has given a great deal to man, but man would like something from man. ......
- We come nearest to the great when
We come nearest to the great when we are great in humility. ~Rabindranath Tagore...
- There is a great deal of self will
There is a great deal of self-will in the world, but very little genuine independence......
- Everybody can be great because anybody serve
Everybody can be great. Because anybody can serve. You don’t have to have a college......
- There is a great man who makes
There is a great man who makes every man feel small. But the real great......
- To have great poets there must be
To have great poets there must be great audiences too. ~Walt Whitman...
- There are only two great currents in
There are only two great currents in the history of mankind: the baseness which makes......
- My life has been one great big
My life has been one great big joke, A dance that’s walked, A song that’s......
- Sex is the great amateur art the
Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on: he......
- When one has too great a dread
When one has too great a dread of what is impending, one feels some relief......
- Reading well is one of the great
Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you. ~Harold Bloom...
- And so with the sunshine and great
And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees,......
- There is no trouble so great or
There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a......
- Like all great travellers i have seen
Like all great travellers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than......
- I am of the buddhists the great
I am of the Buddhists. The great Teacher comes periodically. He is followed by pupils......
- Behind every great woman is a guy
Behind every great woman is a guy looking at her ass. ~Author Unknown...
- When one has too great a dread
When one has too great a dread of what is impending, one feels some relief......
- U r super u great smart
U r super u r great u r smart u r inteligent u r cool......
- 5 great people 1quaid woh to
5 great people: 1.Quaid woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram woh kisi kaam ka......
- Best combination of two great poets
Best combination of two great poets! Faraz Says: Usay Hum Yad Aatay Hain Mager Fursat......
- Who is a true and great friend
WhO iS a TrUe AnD gReAt FrIeNd? OnE wHo aTtEnDs ThE WaItInG CalL oF A......
- Being a great father is like shaving
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you......
- Ten great tips for 2010 1
Ten Great Tips For 2010 1. Stay Out Of Trouble. 2. Aim For Greater Heights.......
- Life is never hopeless however great your
Life Is Never Hopeless However Great Your Sorrow- If You’re Looking Forward To A New......
- Which department have great loss due to
Which department have great loss due to load shedding? . . . . . .......
- Which department have great loss due to
Which department have great loss due to load shedding? . . . . . .......
- A great japanese proverb if one
A Great Japanese proverb: ‘If one can do it, U too can do it, If......
- A best freind is great blessing of
a best freind is a great blessing of God!! never hurt yr best freind!!! always......
- Allah almighty welcome to the great
Allah Almighty Welcome to the Great Physician’s Office hours are as you come, He’s a......
- The three great essentials to achieve anything
The three great essentials to achieve anything worth while are, first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness;......
- Im a great believer that any tool
I’m a great believer that any tool that enhances communication has profound effects in terms......
- Death comes to all but great achievements
Death comes to all. But great achievements build a monument. Anonymous...
- To accomplish great things we must not
To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan......
- Great and the best line of year
Great and the best line of the year for any relation is ‘Hurt me with......
- Have a great rning ahead always
Have A Great //(‘)rning Ahead.. -AlwAys be Happy And Mak3s EvEry1 Laugh.. G(‘)(‘)D M(‘)rn¡Ng Love......
- Great line im not a handsome
Great line 🙂 I’m not a ‘HANDSOME’ But I can give my ‘HAND’ to ‘SOME’......
- Great sayings this life is
Great Sayings. . . ‘This Life is Too short Even to Get Jaali Degree, ,......
- All who have accomplished great things had
All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze......
- God is the great architect of life
God is the great Architect of life & He has a great plan for us......
- Time may be a great healer but
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown...
- Itll be a great day when education
It’ll be a great day when education gets all the money it wants and the......
- Im a great believer in luck and
I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more......
- Tis a great confidence in friend to
‘Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell......
- Life is a great big canvas and
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it......
- Society is doing a great deal for
Society is doing a great deal for the workingman, for the lower classes; but it......
- There is great security in the prisons
There is great security in the prisons we create for ourselves. ~Stephen G. Scalese, The......
- The reproduction of mankind is a great
The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in......
- Itll be a great day when education
It’ll be a great day when education gets all the money it wants and the......
- The three great essentials to achieve anything
The three great essentials to achieve anything worth while are, first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness;......
- In your arms I feel so great
The
In your arms I feel so great The warmth The love Best place is in......