I am at a loss to figure out how to rid my e-mail of those bottom-feeders of the electronic world, the generators of spam…. If I were Emperor of the World, I would lock all the spammers in a room and force them to watch nothing but TV commercials for the rest of their miserable lives, and I would condemn the people who respond to spammers to do nothing but clean the toilets in this room. ~Richard Turner (1937-2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” from “The Curmudgeon Sounds Off: A Plague of Spam”grammarmudge.cityslide.com/articles/article/733270/12516.htm; tpv,uwp,qe2