All in favor of conserving gasoline, please raise your right foot. ~Author Unknown
Related SMS:
- Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline
Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. ~Edward......
- I am in favor of preserving the
I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing ladies’ hands – after......
- Just do me a favor,
Put ur left
Just do me a favor, Put ur left hand on ur right shoulder and Ur......
- Just do me a favor,
Put ur left h
Just do me a favor, Put ur left hand on ur right shoulder and Ur......
- The use of solar energy has not
The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does......
- Business is the art of extracting money
Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence. ......
- This morning prompted by increasing concerns about
This morning, prompted by increasing concerns about terrorism, oil prices reached a record high as......
- Kilometers are shorter than miles save gas
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. ~George Carlin...
- Its better to have beer in hand
It’s better to have beer in hand than gas in tank. ~Author Unknown...
- A pedestrian is someone who thought there
A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the......
- Man is the animal that intends to
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having......
- The shortest distance between two points is
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. ~Noelie Altito...
- In the old days a man who
In the old days a man who saved money was a miser; nowadays he’s a......
- The poor are because the rich rich
The poor are poor because the rich are rich. ~Author Unknown...
- Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. ~Lewis Mumford...
- A city that outdistances mans walking powers
A city that outdistances man’s walking powers is a trap for man. ~Arnold Toynbee...
- It puzzles me how they know what
It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how......
- Inflation is taxation without legislation milton friedman
Inflation is taxation without legislation. ~Milton Friedman...
- Modern technology owes ecology an apology alan
Modern technology Owes ecology An apology. ~Alan M. Eddison...
- Thank god men cannot fly and lay
Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. ......
- The economy depends about as much on
The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters. ......
- Car sickness is the feeling you get
Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. ~Author Unknown...
- Who recalls when folks got along without
Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? ~Kin Hubbard...
- With laissez faire and price atomic ecologys uneconomic
With laissez-faire and price atomic, Ecology’s Uneconomic, But with another kind of logic Economy’s Unecologic.......
- The civilized man has built a coach
The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet. ......
- We live by the golden rule those
We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules. ~Buzzie......
- A vigorous five mile walk will do more
A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult......
- We never know the worth of water
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. ~Thomas Fuller...
- A nickel aint worth a dime anymore
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. ~Yogi Berra...
- We all know how the size of
We all know how the size of sums of money appears to vary in a......
- The only man who sticks closer to
The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a......