I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout… ~Paul O’NeilCDAS
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Golf is life. If you can’t take golf, you can’t take life. ~Author UnknownCDC...
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- Golf is a lot of walking broken
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. ~Author UnknownCDC...
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Born to golf. Forced to work. ~Author Unknown...
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Fishing is the sport of drowning worms. ~Author UnknownCDC...
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- The fishing was good it the catching
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He......
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Good things come to those who bait. ~Author Unknown...
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Gone fishin’, be back at dark-thirty! ~Author Unknown...
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