I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown
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The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. ~Author Unknown...
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When you lose, don’t lose the lesson. ~Author Unknown...
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- Ive been on a diet for two
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- If hunger is not the problem then
If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution. ~Author Unknown...
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Dieting is wishful shrinking. ~Author Unknown...
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Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. ~Author Unknown...
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- Where do you go to get anorexia
Where do you go to get anorexia? ~Shelley WintersETW...
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- I am a nutritional overachiever author unknown
I am a nutritional overachiever. ~Author Unknown...
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I’m in shape. Round is a shape… isn’t it? ~Author Unknown...
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- I am not a glutton an
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Gluttony is not a secret vice. ~Orson Welles...
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- Dont go out of your weigh to
Don’t go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself. ~Author Unknown...