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1. Dieting is wishful shrinking author unknown

   Dieting is wishful shrinking.  ~Author Unknown...




2. Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks author unknown

   Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.  ~Author Unknown...




3. Be god or let god author unknown

   Be God or let God.  ~Author Unknown...




4. Think before you ink author unknown

   Think before you ink!  ~Author Unknown...




5. Anyone can be an angel author unknown

   Anyone can be an angel.  ~Author Unknown...




6. Wag more bark less author unknown

   Wag more.  Bark less.  ~Author Unknown...




7. Later never exists author unknown

   Later never exists.  ~Author UnknownSD...




8. Democracy was getting old anyway author unknown

   Democracy was getting old anyway.  ~Author Unknown...




9. You are my sonshine author unknown

   You are my sonshine.  ~Author Unknown...




10. In dog years im dead author unknown

    In dog years, I’m dead.  ~Author Unknown...




11. You cant file a conversation author unknown

    You can’t file a conversation.  ~Author Unknown...




12. Is there life before death author unknown

    Is there life before death?  ~Author Unknown...




13. Coffee the first peripheral author unknown

    Coffee:  The first peripheral!  ~Author Unknown...




14. History is herstory too author unknown

    History is herstory too.  ~Author Unknown...




15. Fires all go out eventually author unknown

    Fires all go out eventually.  ~Author Unknown...




16. Firefighters are hot stuff author unknown

    Firefighters are hot stuff!  ~Author Unknown...




17. Have cognition before ignition author unknown

    Have cognition before ignition.  ~Author Unknown...




18. Fires all go out eventually author unknown

    Fires all go out eventually.  ~Author Unknown...




19. History is herstory too author unknown

    History is herstory, too.  ~Author Unknown...




20. Hug department always open author unknown

    Hug Department:  Always Open  ~Author Unknown...




21. What counts cant be counted author unknown

    [W]hat counts can’t be counted.  ~Author unknown, c.1956 quoted in Political science in the United......




22. Stitch your stress away author unknown

    Stitch your stress away.  ~Author Unknown...




23. Im itching to be stitching author unknown

    I’m itching to be stitching!  ~Author Unknown...




24. Quilt til you wilt author unknown

    Quilt ’til you wilt.  ~Author Unknown...




25. Skip like the wind author unknown

    Skip like the wind!  ~Author Unknown...




26. Vegetarians taste better author unknown

    Vegetarians taste better.  ~Author Unknown...




27. Volunteers do it for free author unknown

    Volunteers do it for free.  ~Author Unknown...




28. Draft beer not people author unknown

    Draft beer, not people.  ~Author Unknown...




29. My blood type is folgers author unknown

    My blood type is Folgers.  ~Author Unknown...




30. Ifpotcoffeeempty programmer brainoff author unknown

    if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF};  ~Author Unknown...




31. Indecision becomes decision with time author unknown

    Indecision becomes decision with time.  ~Author Unknown...




32. Count ballots not judges author unknown

    Count ballots, not judges.  ~Author Unknown...




33. I am woman invincible pooped author unknown

    I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!  ~Author Unknown...




34. Hate is misguided love author unknown

    Hate is misguided love.  ~Author Unknown...




35. Homecoming means tradition author unknown

    Homecoming means tradition.  ~Author Unknown...




36. Sewing mends the soul author unknown

    Sewing mends the soul.  ~Author Unknown...




37. Memories are stitched with love author unknown

    Memories are stitched with love.  ~Author Unknown...




38. Dont needle the seamstress author unknown

    Don’t needle the seamstress.  ~Author Unknown...




39. Nurses are patient people author unknown

    Nurses are patient people.  ~Author Unknown...




40. Danger never takes a vacation author unknown

    Danger never takes a vacation.  ~Author Unknown...




41. Be alert accidents hurt author unknown

    Be alert!  Accidents hurt.  ~Author Unknown...




42. Im not anti social pro solitude author unknown

    I’m not anti-social.  I’m pro-solitude.  ~Author Unknown...




43. Chlorine the breakfast of champions author unknown

    Chlorine:  the breakfast of champions!  ~Author Unknown...




44. Discover wildlife be a teacher author unknown

    Discover wildlife:  be a teacher!  ~Author Unknown...




45. Save a tree eat beaver author unknown

    Save a tree.  Eat a beaver.  ~Author Unknown...




46. I am woman invincible pooped author unknown

    I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!  ~Author Unknown...




47. Dogs have owners cats staff author unknown

    Dogs have owners, cats have staff.  ~Author Unknown...




48. Firefighters save hearts and homes author unknown

    Firefighters save hearts and homes.  ~Author Unknown...




49. Coles law thinly sliced cabbage author unknown

    Cole’s Law:  Thinly sliced cabbage.  ~Author Unknown...




50. Born to golf forced work author unknown

    Born to golf.  Forced to work.  ~Author Unknown...




51. Horse sense n stable thinking author unknown

    Horse sense, n.:  Stable thinking.  ~Author Unknown...




52. Accidents hurt safety doesnt author unknown

    Accidents hurt – safety doesn’t.  ~Author Unknown...




53. Personal protective equipment is self defense author unknown

    Personal protective equipment is self-defense.  ~Author Unknown...




54. Accidents hurt safety doesnt author unknown

    Accidents hurt – safety doesn’t.  ~Author Unknown...




55. Fear false evidence appearing real author unknown

    Fear:  False Evidence Appearing Real.  ~Author Unknown...




56. Fear false evidence appearing real author unknown

    Fear:  False Evidence Appearing Real.  ~Author Unknown...




57. Everything in moderation including moderation author unknown

    Everything in moderation, including moderation.  ~Author Unknown...




58. All mothers are working mothers author unknown

    All mothers are working mothers.  ~Author Unknown...




59. All mothers are working mothers author unknown

    All mothers are working mothers.  ~Author Unknown...




60. Better dead sure than dead author unknown

    Better dead sure than sure dead.  ~Author Unknown...




61. One hates an author thats all author

    One hates an author that’s all author.  ~George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Beppo", stanza 75; BMC...




62. Unknown you were to me until i

    Unknown You Were To Me Until I Found You In Feelings Which Expresses Present You......




63. When love is unknown to u

    When Love Is Unknown To U, U Wil Know Wat Is Happiness? When U Know......




64. Sardar ko ek unknown no se msg

    Sardar ko ek unknown NO se msg aya usne apne sab dosto se wo msg......




65. When love is unknown 4 u u

    When Love Is Unknown 4 U, U Know What Is Happiness When U Know Love,......




66. Unknown call boy do u have

    Unknown Call.. Boy: Do u have a BF? Girl: Yes, who are u? Boy: I’m......




67. It is the unknown we fear when

    It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. ......




68. You can never predict when that unknown

    You can never predict when that unknown torpedo will come out of the dark and......




69. We move to a way unknown building

    We Move To A Way Unknown, Building It Step By Step Do We Know Where......




70. Those bful unknown eyes to which i

    Those B-‘Ful Unknown Eyes, To Which I Was A Stranger, I Found Some Sadness Today,......




71. To an unknown girl enjoy the

    To An Unknown Girl Enjoy the chastity in your youthful hue Kiss your dreams like......




72. Unknown boy chats with girl

    Unknown Boy Chats With Unknown Girl -! See the conversation Boy:- Hi No reply Boy:-......




73. There are unknown worlds of knowledge in

    There are unknown worlds of knowledge in brutes; and whenever you mark a horse, or......




74. Give thanks for unknown blessings already on

    Give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.  ~Native American Saying...




75. The work an unknown good man has

    The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing......




76. To an unknown girl sweet dreams that

    To An Unknown Girl Sweet dreams that you see With your fancy and your glee......




77. Truth fears no questions unknown

    Truth fears no questions.  ~Unknown...




78. The unknown singing bird sang several songs

    The Unknown Singing Bird Sang Several Songs For Some Years; The Songs Of The Singing......




79. As ye sew so shall rip author

    As ye sew, so shall ye rip.  ~Author Unknown...




80. No god no peace know know author

    No God, no peace.  Know God, know peace.  ~Author Unknown...




81. If the author had said 34let us

    If the author had said "Let us put on appropriate galoshes," there could, of course,......




82. What i like in a good author

    What I like in a good author is not what he says, but what he......




83. Being an author is being in charge

    Being an author is being in charge of your own personal insane asylum.  ~Terri Guillemets...




84. At least my pencil never crashes author

    At least my pencil never crashes!  ~Author Unknown...




85. Microsoft where quality is job 11 author

    Microsoft, where quality is job 1.1.  ~Author Unknown...




86. Windows is just dos in drag author

    Windows is just DOS in drag.  ~Author Unknown...




87. Being an author is having angels whisper

    Being an author is having angels whisper in your ear ? and devils, too....




88. Eat right exercise regularly die anyway author

    Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.  ~Author Unknown...




89. Nature never goes out of style author

    Nature never goes out of style.  ~Author Unknown...




90. May your bobbin always be full author

    May your bobbin always be full!  ~Author Unknown...




91. You cant fall off the floor author

    You can’t fall off the floor.  ~Author Unknown...




92. Hes not a republican hes republicant author

    He’s not a Republican, he’s a Republican’t.  ~Author Unknown...




93. A quoting author is just as ridiculous

    A quoting author is just as ridiculous as a country girl upon her first coming......




94. That part of a work one author

    That part of a work of one author found in another is not of itself......




95. If you mess up fess up author

    If you mess up, ‘fess up.  ~Author Unknown...




96. Know safety no injury no know author

    Know safety, no injury.  No safety, know injury.  ~Author Unknown...




97. If you mess up fess up author

    If you mess up, ‘fess up.  ~Author Unknown...




98. Everyone smiles in the same language author

    Everyone smiles in the same language.  ~Author Unknown...




99. No author dislikes to be edited as

    No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published. ......




100. The author of harry potter books is

     The author of Harry Potter Books is JK Rowling...




101. Dont put off your happy life author

     Don’t put off your happy life.  ~Author Unknown...




102. The speedway ends at the cemetery author

     google_ad_region_end The speedway ends at the cemetery.  ~Author UnknownQSO...




103. Jumping for joy is good exercise author

     Jumping for joy is good exercise.  ~Author UnknownFELI...




104. Youre only as sick your secrets author

     You’re only as sick as your secrets.  ~Author Unknown...




105. A horse is poetry in motion author

     A horse is poetry in motion.  ~Author Unknown...




106. Kindness like a boomerang always returns author

     Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns.  ~Author UnknownFELI...




107. To the editor author and public speaker

     To the editor, the author, and the public speaker, it is believed that a great......




108. A sister is a forever friend author

     A sister is a forever friend.  ~Author Unknown...




109. The speedway ends at the cemetery author

     The speedway ends at the cemetery.  ~Author UnknownQSO...




110. Kindness like a boomerang always returns author

     Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns.  ~Author UnknownFELI...




111. Caffeine isnt a drug its vitamin author

     Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!  ~Author Unknown...




112. Gone fishin be back at dark thirty author

     Gone fishin’, be back at dark-thirty!  ~Author Unknown...




113. Please dont feed the dust bunnies author

     Please don’t feed the dust bunnies.  ~Author Unknown...




114. Swallow your pride occasionally its non fattening author

     Swallow your pride occasionally, it’s non-fattening!  ~Author Unknown...




115. Words have meaning and names power author

     Words have meaning and names have power.  ~Author Unknown...




116. A dirty book is rarely dusty author

     A dirty book is rarely dusty.  ~Author Unknown...




117. Honk if you hate noise pollution author

     Honk if you hate noise pollution.  ~Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker...




118. Consciousness that annoying time between naps author

     Consciousness:  that annoying time between naps.  ~Author Unknown...




119. Sleep a poor substitute for caffeine author

     Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine.  ~Author Unknown...




120. A smile confuses an approaching frown author

     A smile confuses an approaching frown.  ~Author Unknown...




121. Wedding rings the worlds smallest handcuffs author

     Wedding rings:  the world’s smallest handcuffs.  ~Author Unknown...




122. Prepare and prevent dont repair repent author

     Prepare and prevent, don’t repair and repent.  ~Author Unknown...




123. Ccoffeepot missing abort retry fall asleep author

     C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep?  ~Author Unknown...




124. Leave sooner drive slower live longer author

     Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.  ~Author Unknown...




125. Sometimes a cigar is just cigar author

     Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.  ~Author unknown, commonly misattributed to Sigmund Freudwww.quotecounterquote.com/2011/01/sometimes-cigar-is-just-cigar.html...




126. Dont dig your grave with own knife

     Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.  ~English ProverbCOCI...




127. A diet is the penalty we pay

     A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.  ~Author Unknown...




128. The cardiologists diet if it tastes good

     The cardiologist’s diet:  If it tastes good, spit it out.  ~Author Unknown...




129. Inside some of us is a thin

     Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can......




130. In the middle ages they had guillotines

     In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains.  Nowadays, we have......




131. I feel about airplanes the way diets

     I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that......




132. When friends tell you how awesome look

     When friends tell you how awesome you look, drop the "I still have more to......




133. Albert einstein who discovered that a tiny

     Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge......




134. Reality check you can never ever use

     Reality check:  you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not......




135. I keep trying to lose weight but

     I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me!  ~Author Unknown...




136. Ive been on a diet for two

     I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is fourteen days. ......




137. Im on a seafood diet i see

     I’m on a seafood diet.  I see food and I eat it.  ~Author Unknown...




138. Forget love id rather fall in

     Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate!  ~Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes...




139. The biggest seller is cookbooks and the

     The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to......




140. If hunger is not the problem then

     If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution.  ~Author Unknown...




141. If i had been around when rubens

     If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as......




142. The first thing you lose on a

     The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.  ~Author Unknown...




143. I go up and down the scale

     I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an......




144. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst

     Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.  ~Author......




145. I have gained and lost the same

     I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over......




146. Where do you go to get anorexia

     Where do you go to get anorexia?  ~Shelley WintersETW...




147. You cant lose weight by talking about

     You can’t lose weight by talking about it.  You have to keep your mouth shut. ......




148. If you really want to be depressed

     If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.  ~Jason Love...




149. Saying yes to the skinny jeans by

     Saying yes to the skinny jeans by saying no to the donuts.  ~Betsy Cañas Garmon,......




150. You know its time to diet when

     You know it’s time to diet when you push away from the table and the......




151. I have a great diet youre allowed

     I have a great diet.  You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must......




152. Im not overweight just nine inches too

     I’m not overweight.  I’m just nine inches too short.  ~Shelley Winters...




153. Govern well thy appetite lest sin surprise

     Govern well thy appetite, lest Sin Surprise thee, and her black attendant, Death. ~John MiltonCOE...




154. As for food half of my friends

     As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.  ~Chauncey......




155. To promise not to do a thing

     To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to......




156. The commonest form of malnutrition in the

     The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity.  ~Mervyn DeitelDCMOO...




157. Im in shape round is a shape

     I’m in shape.  Round is a shape… isn’t it?  ~Author Unknown...




158. Ive been on a constant diet for

     I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades.  I’ve lost a total......




159. I am not a glutton an

     I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.  ~Erma BombeckETW, COCI...




160. In general mankind since the improvement of

     In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. ......




161. Clogged with yesterdays excess the body drags

     Clogged with yesterday’s excess, the body drags the mind down with it.  ~HoraceETW...




162. We never repent of having eaten too

     We never repent of having eaten too little.  ~Thomas Jefferson, 1825DCMOO...




163. History is apt to judge harshly those

     History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today.  ~Harold MacMillanCUL...




164. A waist is a terrible thing to

     A waist is a terrible thing to mind.  ~Tom WilsonNEMYL...




165. The leading cause of death among fashion

     The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.  ~Dave Barry...




166. Gluttony is not a secret vice orson

     Gluttony is not a secret vice.  ~Orson Welles...




167. All people are made alike of

     All people are made alike – of bones and flesh and dinner – Only the......




168. Were the country that has more food

     We’re the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the......




169. The only way to lose weight is

     The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage.  ~Peggy RyanWL...




170. Never eat more than you can lift

     Never eat more than you can lift.  ~Miss PiggyETW...




171. Obesity is a mental state disease brought

     Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment.  ~Cyril Connolly,......




172. Probably nothing in the world arouses more

     Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of......




173. She looked as if she had been

     She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to......




174. My wife is a light eater as

     My wife is a light eater. As soon as it’s light, she starts to eat.......




175. Another good reducing exercise consists in placing

     Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing......




176. Dont go out of your weigh to

     Don’t go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself. ~Author Unknown...