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At least my pencil never crashes! ~Author Unknown...
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Nature never goes out of style. ~Author Unknown...
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Everyone smiles in the same language. ~Author Unknown...
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A horse is poetry in motion. ~Author Unknown...
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Words have meaning and names have power. ~Author Unknown...
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A dirty book is rarely dusty. ~Author Unknown...
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Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine. ~Author Unknown...
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A smile confuses an approaching frown. ~Author Unknown...
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If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution. ~Author Unknown...
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Gluttony is not a secret vice. ~Orson Welles...
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